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WEEK 5- WHEN HARRY ATE SALLY!?!

Topic » WEEK 5- WHEN HARRY ATE..

1801 days 12 hours ago
nijoco
Welcome Girls!

This we're venturing into...Romantic Movie week...annnnnnd Adult film week 😉

Yass this week we're blurring the lines between Romance and Sex! So for this challenge, we want you to take the plot of a famous Romantic film and retell the plot as if it had been re-made into a naughty adult flick! (hehe, flick). These need to be no longer than 12 lines- Just outline the basic plot and any significant changes to make them more "riske". All basic plot outlines can be found on Wikipedia so don't stress. You can also change the ending if a happy one doesn't suit your feels.

The films and allocated girls are random and as follows:

Notting Hill- Mukbang
Love Actually- Coco
Four Weddings & A Funeral- Rachel
Love Simon- Charity
Call Me By Your Name- Donut
The Break-Up- Ruby
My Big Fat Greek Wedding- Enobaria
It’s Complicated- Ur Mom
The Notebook- Kamora
Dirty Dancing- Ivonka
Gone With The Wind- Sassina

On the runway- We want Love & Bondage in your finest flower and leather couture. Bith elements must be present.

Bottom Bitches

1801 days 12 hours ago
nijoco
Please can you also put a summary of the original plot so we can see clearly the changes made to the plot :)
1801 days 11 hours ago
Sloth_Roman
Ur mum is a fat dyke-

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/gJWndGR

CF: Im a badass biker bitch. I added flower accessories and tattoos.

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1801 days 10 hours ago
Ajathekween
Coco Puff:

https://imgur.com/gallery/X1zrknf

Serving sexy evil nurse. This is a little different for Coco so we’ll see.
1801 days 8 hours ago
snick427
HEATHCLIFF
IT'S ME, I'M CATHY
I'VE COME HOME
I'M SO COOOOOOLD
LET ME IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOOOOW
1801 days ago
Talian
Stall me by your ballgame
by Donut Ella

1983. Summer. Elio (cut. But great bubble but)‘s life is shattered when his father takes into their house Oliver (also cut) to study or whatever. Elio is publicly not happy about the situation. But the truth is he can’t stop staring at those HUGE balls that keeps on showing thru Oliver’s pants. To avoid being called a faggot, Elio starts having sex with the town’s 15-inched (uncut) crossdresser Marzia. And vent the relationship with Oliver. Flashback : we get to know that Oliver also was being fucked by Marzia this whole time. The only times he topped was to have his HUGE balls eaten by Marzia. In the end. They start fucking using a double-headed dildo as they are both power bottoms. In the end, Oliver goes back to the USA. Elio is crying and sad-masturbating in bed. His dad walks and says he knows how to make him feel better. The scene fades to black as dad comes in Elio’s mouth.

The end.
1800 days 17 hours ago
UnicornChicken
=Charity B. Runway=
You may be wondering what the B in my name stands for. Obviously it's bondage. If you didn't see that one coming you need to sort your life out. Bad mouse bitch with some golden flowery sprinkles. Mhmmm they don't make 'em like this anymore.

https://imgur.com/a/7LK9TUt
1800 days 17 hours ago
Sloth_Roman
It’s Complicumted -

Jane, who owns a successful brothel in Santa Barbara, California, and Jake Adler, a successful gynecologist, divorced ten years earlier. They had three children together, two girls and a boy, who are grown. Their three children were named Abimbola, Abioye, Adebowale. Much like Angelina Jolie, Jane stole these children from Africa. Jake, who was cheating on Jane, married the much younger Sharkisha.

Jane and Jake attend their son Abioye's graduation from college in the slums of Nigeria. After a dinner together, the two begin an affair, which continues in Santa Barbara. One night, Jake’s throbbing dong almost split Jane in two, and she bled for around 3 months. Jake did a similar thing to their daughter, Adebowale. Jane is torn about the affair and so is her vagina; Jake is not. While Sharkisha has Jake scheduled for regular sessions at a fertility clinic, Jake is secretly taking medication to increase urine flow, the side effects of which are decreased sperm count and dizziness. After one of his sessions he has a lunchtime rendezvous with Jane at a hotel. He drugged her with rohypnol and continued to plunge his dick inside of her little asian body while she was completely unconscious.

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However, Jane had recently been suffering from severe genital herpes, causing Jake to collapse in the hotel room and a doctor is called. The doctor speculates that the reason for Jake's distress may be the medication and says he should stop taking it. He does not realise the vast amount of worms wriggling around Jake’s crotch. Jake and Jane's children know nothing of the affair, but Harley, who is engaged to their daughter Adebowale, spots the pair and the doctor in the hotel, but keeps silent. He thought making Adebowale aware of her mother's severe STDs would cause ripples within the family.

Adam is an architect hired to remodel Jane's home. Still healing from a divorce of his own, he begins to fall in love with Jane. On the night of Luke's graduation party in Santa Barbara, Jane invites Adam to the party. She is stoned when he picks her up because she has smoked a marijuana joint that Jake had given her earlier. Before going into the party, Adam smokes some of the joint with Jane. Once inside, they are laughing and happily high, Jake becomes jealous observing them, and after pressing Jane, smokes some with her also. Adam then takes Jane upstairs. He bends her over the window sill and the entire street can hear her loud moans.

Sharkisha then observes Jake and Jane dancing together (Even though Jane is struggling to move due to Adam’s destruction of her bussy) and realizes they are having an affair. When they leave the party, Adam asks Jane if they could have something to eat. Jane takes him to her bakery and they make chocolate croissants together. If you didn’t know, making chocolate croissants is code for ‘Adam ate Jane’s ass’. Jake and Sharkisha separate, although it is not clear who leaves whom. Eventually by a webcam in Jane's bedroom, Adam sees Jake naked and realizes that the two have been having an affair. He also sees Jane in the corner of the room, wiping a white substance from her lips. Adam tells Jane he cannot continue seeing her because it will only lead to heartbreak. Jane's kids also find out, and they are not happy about Mom and Dad getting together again because they are still recovering from the divorce. Jane tells them she is not getting back with Jake. Jane and Jake talk and end their affair on amicable terms. They have one last hardcore sex session before she tells him to fuck off. The film ends with Adam at Jane's house ready to commence the remodeling. Before the credits roll, Jane and Adam are seen laughing about the ‘chocolate croissants’ while walking into her house. After the credits play it cuts to Jane’s bedroom. Her anus is spread and Adam is plunging his long daddy dong inside. The more she screams, the more he destroys her. At the end of this scene we see a gravestone. Jane, 48, Killed by a 12’’ dicking down session that ended in her pelvis literally collapsing and severe internal bleeding.
1800 days 15 hours ago
lruthskelt
Gone With The Wind:
This tale of the Old South from the start of the Civil War through to the period of reconstruction focuses on the beautiful Scarlett O'Hara. Before the start of the war life at the O'Hara plantation, Tara, could only be described as genteel. As for the young Scarlett, she is without doubt the most beautiful girl in the area and is always the belle of the ball. She is very much looking forward to a barbecue at the nearby Wilkes plantation as she will get to see the man she loves, Ashley Wilkes. She is more than a little dismayed when she hears that he is to marry his cousin Melanie Hamilton and in a fit of anger, she decides to marry Melanie's brother. War is soon declared and as always seems to be the case, men march off to battle thinking that it will only last a few weeks. Now living in Atlanta, Scarlett sees the ravages that war brings. She also becomes re-acquainted with Rhett Butler, whom she had first met at the Wilkes barbecue. Now a widow, she still pines for the married Ashley and dreams of his return. With the war lost however, she returns to Tara and faces the hardship of keeping her family together and Tara from being sold at auction to collect the taxes. She has becomes hardened and bitter and will do anything, including marrying her sister's beau, to ensure she will never again be poor and hungry. After becoming a widow for the second time, she finally marries the dashing Rhett but they soon find themselves working at cross-purposes, their relationship seemingly doomed from the outset.
Composed by user garykmcd on imvu.com

Gonads in the Wind



The greatest romance of all time…well almost…
The wind blows, and so does our heroine…
The greatest cinematic experience since Debbie Does Dallas….

As the American Civil War rages around the grand Southern country estate of Tara, two strong willed, wealthy and highly scandalous bourgeois elites, Scarlett O’Gasm and Rhett Buttlick, are embroiled in a tempestuous affair that will whisk you away. Young Scarlett, rich, influential and cruel, has for years lived an utterly spoiled life on her father’s plantation, enjoying the glistening bodies of the nubile slaves in the fields under the covers of the muggy Georgia nights. Now, she must marry into proper society, and how better to pick a husband than sample the delights of society. On the night of her debutant’s ball, Scarlett will sweep like a warm Southern breeze through her pantheon of willing suitors, which will blow her straight into the arms of Rhett, an older gentleman with fashions on a young, supple and agile bride for his Sadeian depravities.

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Unbeknownst to submissive-in-training, Scarlett, a wedding is set to the backdrop of the impending civil war, and she will have to choose between love and reputation. Will she remain the willing and eager submissive in her steaming affair with Rhett, or will she marry the reputable Ashley, with whom she has been in love for some time, a young lieutenant budding with virginal promise AND HER SISTER’S SECRET BELOVED :O? Well, why not have your cake and eat it to?!? Whilst marrying and deflowering the innocent Ashley, she introduces him to a world he will never want to escape, with Rhett as the tall, dark and handsome dominant in their Liaison Dangereuses avec Trois. When Ashley is called to the front lines during the American Civil War, Scarlett must take on the responsibility of not only running her marital estate, but passing the time before her husbands return…but will her return?

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And, as the war rages on, will her ever attentive dominant swoop in to help the struggling Scarlett, in more ways than one, or will he leave her to fend for herself?

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Runway:
https://imgur.com/a/nGV81Kr

Of Love and Bondage….
Roses are red,
Sassina is too.
In leather-clad realness
She’ll dominate you!
1800 days 10 hours ago
spinfur
Up next on the runway it's Rachel Dupree!

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1800 days 7 hours ago
greyconverse
Ruby Velvet

I took inspiration from fetishism. Violet Chachki and John Willie, trying to elevate it towards more modern drag. Bondage is not comfortable or cute. Often it hurts like hell before the flowers bloom.
Isn't that the best part?

I wear two large cut out leather floggers covering my nipples. That's my favorite leather anyways.

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1800 days 1 hour ago
spinfur
Movie Summary - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Weddings_and_a_Funeral

4 Orgies and a Funeral

During a wedding of Angus and Laura, all the unmarried individuals have an orgy together, however Charles falls in love with this pussy he fucked named Carrie, however Carrie leaves because Charles said no to her request of being her dom. At the next wedding Charles meets Carrie again discovering a collar on her, she tells him that she's the bitch of someone named Hamish, and watches them depart to fuck. Charles ends up getting caught in threesome with the newlyweds, and gets confronted for it just when Carrie meets Charles again and they end up fucking. Charles ends up getting an invitation from Carrie to her wedding, and Charles helps pick out a wedding dress and BDSM gear for her and Hamish. At Carrie's wedding Gareth tries to get everyone to brings partners for a orgy with Scarlet finding Chester, and Carrie and Hamish already doing it out in public, which Charles observes. Fiona eventually tells Charles how she feels about his big dick but Charles doesn't have the same feeling for her pussy, while this drama happened, Gareth died of a heart attack from having too much sex (ya know like Sims do). At the funeral of Gareth, Matthew recites a poem of love for Gareth, and Charles goes to Tom when they realize that their quest for the perfect pussy is futile. Finally we get to Charles' wedding, however he decided to marry his side bitch Henrietta, however Carrie shows up saying she is free from her dom Hamish. Right before Charles gets married, the priest ask if anyone should deny this wedding, and David says Charles loves some other person. Charles agrees and Henrietta punches him, storming off. Charles goes to purpose his love to Carrie, and they live a beautiful dom and sub life, and end up having 12 kids together because of all the sex they have.
1799 days 16 hours ago
Dylangover1
the story begins with a man in a sex room  reading a story to a woman. The story is about two young sex addicts  Allie Hamilation and Noah Calhoun, who meet one day at a fetish festival . Althought the two are falling in lust, Allie's parents forbid the relationship and the socio-economic realities of the time prevent them from being together.  They take Allie away. After waiting for any sign (such as letters) from Noah from years, Allie meets Lon and becomes engaged. However, Allie still has deep lustful feelings for Noah. Despite her commitment for Lon, Allie decides to visit Noah to see how he's doing ! After seeing his picture in the newspaper in front of a house he said he was going to restore (and did). It soon becomes aparent that they still have lustful feeling for each other. Allie now has to choose between Lon, the man she had already scheduled to marry, or Noah, the man who knows her deepest darkest fantasy's  . Allie picks Noah, her one true love, and dumps Lon. Noah and Allie end up having a sex filled life and die together in a drug filled sex orgy

runway https://imgur.com/SGg5c8A
she rips of top and skirt
https://imgur.com/JuJZsHh
1799 days 15 hours ago
UnicornChicken
= Charity B. retelling Love, Simon =

So, quick rundown of the actual plot for those who don't know. A closeted gay kid named Simon finds out there is another closeted gay kid at his school. They start anonymously emailing back and forth using fake names and Simon is trying to find out who this anonymous 'Blue' is. He gets blackmailed and outed by some guy at his school and his friends turn on him for high school drama reasons. But this is a rom-com so it all ends happy and wholesome.

Now introducing the risque adult parody - Fuck, Simon:
Simon is struggling to come to terms with his sexuality. He anonymously emails back and forth with another closeted student by the name of 'Blue Balls'. Simon suspects that 'Blue Balls' may be his best friend Nick so he spies on him but gets more than he bargained for when he walks in on his friend jerking off to gay porn. Simon and Nick get it on, but when Simon asks if he is 'Blue Balls', Nick is confused and tells him he isn't.

Next Simon suspects that Blue Balls might be Lyle, the cute guy that serves him at the Waffle House. Simon 'accidentally' spills maple syrup on Lyle's pants and offers to 'clean him up' in the bathroom. Simon and Lyle lick maple syrup off each other, but Simon is disappointed once again when Lyle isn't Blue Balls. Simon finally works up the courage to ask Blue Balls to meet up with him behind the bleachers after school. Simon waits and waits, he is almost ready to give up waiting and go home. That is when the school principal arrives and reveals himself as Blue Balls. Simon calls the police and after a brief cop gang bang, Simon's principal is arrested and the school is closed down for a week while investigations happen. Yay. The end.
1799 days 14 hours ago
Ajathekween
The film begins with a voiceover from David (Hugh Grant) commenting that whenever he gets hard and horny about the state of the world he thinks about the arrivals terminal at Heathrow Airport, and the pure uncomplicated love felt as friends and families welcome their arriving spouses, side pieces, and hoes. David's voiceover also relates that all the messages left by the people who died on the 9/11 planes were messages of roleplay and not bondage. The film then tells the sexy steamy affairs of many people:

Billy, Mack, and Joe

With the help of his longtime manager Joe (Gregor Fisher), rock and roll legend Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) records a Adult Christmas  variation of The Troggs' "Love Is All Around". Although he thinks the record is terrible, Mack promotes the release, by leacking a sex tape in the hope it will become the Christmas number one single, which it does. After briefly celebrating his victory at a kinky brothel hosted by Sir Elton John, Billy discerns that Joe is in need of affection and suggests that he and Joe celebrate Christmas by getting drunk and watching porn.
1799 days 13 hours ago
Kisa
*Mukbang* - Notting Hill

please read the original plot summary here, because its long enough and i don't wanna scare y'all and put even MORE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notting_Hill_(film )
and yes i see that i didn't follow the 12 lines rule SORRY i tried to edit as much as i can but i really wanted to be detailed ;) and follow most of the real movie plot.

William "Will" Thicker owns an independent book store in Notting Hill, London. He shares his house with 2 cats and has no friends.

Will encounters Hollywood actress Anna Scott when she enters his shop to buy the secret Harry Potter and Hermione's Cave book. saying they don't have that book yet but she can come back another day for it. later that day he bumps into her on the street spills his drink on her and offers to take her to his home and change.
when they arrive Will can't help but get horny thinking about her washing off the vanilla milk that he spilled all over her. he comes close to the bathroom and decides to take a peek. he starts touching himself. almost taking it out but only to get caught by Anna. she opens the door, and says "just say it, admit it, admit you wanted to see my tight little pussy, admit you wanted to see my pink beef curtains flap around"
he's standing there red and at a loss of words and just says: "uh im a big fan, i loved u in sex and the city.." Anna gets mad and says that it wasn't her, but Sarah Jessica Parker he's talking about. she says thank u for the shirt and leaves.
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Invited to the Dida Ritz Hotel, Will is mistaken for a reporter and forced to take part in the press junket for Anna's new movie. only to mistake her again for Sarah Jessica Parker. however he meets her later outside and she agrees to be his date for his sister's bondage themed bday party as she was a fan herself. arriving at the party dressed up as a cat in all leather. Anna sees Will who came undressed. she asked him why he didn't follow the theme
and he just said "i want to tie you up and chew your labia like its a dog toy"
Anna was shocked but she didn't feel ready yet, instead decided to tease him. she dropped her Iphone XS Max on the floor and as she picked it up the leather strap went inside her asshole. when she got up she screamed " FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER IT FUCKING SHATTERED YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A HARD STONE FLOOR LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WILL"
and Anna once again leaves the place angry and unopen. but Will didn't give up just yet.

One day, a distraught Anna appears at Will's doorstep, in need of a place to hide from a tabloid scandal. that said Anna hosts her own BDSM and fetish parties. Will then asks her if the rumors are true. Anna smiles and after 5 minutes comes out of the room with a Dominatrix outfit that only shows her legs and one large zipper hole in the pussy area. Anna asks Will if he knows what oviposition is. he said No but he would like to try it.
she takes out a big bag of jelly balls
she then says "you will handcuff me to the bed and lay those eggs inside my tight pink pussy pushing them with your big fat cock, understood?"
Will begins to take his clothes off till hes only in underwear. Anna proceeds to give him a footjob. feeling him not getting hard and thinking that she did something wrong.
Will freezes again. Anna unties herself and comes closer to him. taking off his underwear that revealed his extremely small 2 inch penis
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Will gets embarrassed but Anna says its ok,she unties her pussy zipper revealing her 6 inch clit, she said she would fuck him instead. so they continue. The next morning, the press besiege Will's house and get pictures of him and Anna half-dressed. Furious, Anna accuses Will of exploiting the situation and takes off his bath robe showing everyone his tiny dick. as the press started taking photos of it Will squealed and a big black jelly ball fell out of his ass. further proving that the one that had the fetish parties was in fact not Anna but Will

The next day, Anna comes to the bookshop with a gift and apologizes, being her dominated bitch, Will accepted the apology. Anna tells him that shes "just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. even with the micro penis"
Will opens the gif box that contained a contract deal for micro penis fetish porn. he smiles and Anna tells him that she's no longer intrested in boring hollywood rom coms. and she wants to film fetish porn with him instead
they both share a passionate kiss. as Anna looks into his eyes and tells him "when i first saw it, i thought there's notting, notting there, but i still love you for who you are!"
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*image fades as they both hug*

Notting, Notting Hill.
*claps*

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