SCENE 5
Ashley videocalls Zulu
Ashley : Hey dear! So have you decided? Are you going with us tonight?
Zulu : I no know. Tiff and Becky are a little sneaky about this “party”. What exactly is you do?
Ashley : Oh, don’t even mind those stupid whores. The first doesn’t even know her boyfriend keeps going to uptown’s all male stripclubs to get fucked by some mule dicks all night long while she think he’s “working extra credits” and the second takes so many pills she’s convinced to still be a virgin.... and she’s pregnant. And come on! You need to come to the party! We’ll have a bonfire and a dance party! Let me send you some vids on WhatsApp!
Ashely hangs the phone
Zulu : Oh ok... wait... did you hang up on me?
*incoming videos from Ashely*
https://giphy.com/gifs/kkk-b0EYy1pHXf6uc SCENE 6
*Becky and Tiffany are on the phone while Ashley is talking to Zulu *
Tiffany: Ashley wouldn't answer. she's probably talking to Zulu. Hopefully she'll ask her about the elephant horns. although i wouldn't be surprised if she forgot, that senile bitch is ageing twice as fast than the average human.
Becky: Not with her teenage looking self turning into a man looking self! girl is flatter than a highway. files nails
Tiffany: tell me about it! last week we went to get a massage and he didn't even need oil from all of her back pimples.
Becky: i heard she looks like that because she used to be a professional bodybuilder and it's from all of the testosterone. That or she wasn't kidding when she said all of her uncle's bloodline is possessing her body. Yesterday she called me Dalphine and asked if Hitler woke up from his nap because she has an important message to deliver. Like… I get that your mum died 3 days ago but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be a fucking weirdo. Suck it up, your mum worked at Claire's and we didn’t need Jojo to look any more prepubescent.
Tiffany: Psycho... oops someone’s calling. gotta take that.
Scene 7 -
incoming call - unsaved number
*answers*
Tiffany: Um, Hello?
Zulu: Hey! its me! Z-
Tiffany: Aww.. im sorry but i already donated. thank you though!
Zulu: No Its me Zulu!
Tiffany: Oh,, oh my gosh hi Zush! what's the Jush? Haha
Zulu: Uh.. good? i actually str-
Tiffany: enoguh of that, you're coming to the party right? you're basically already on the attendee list you can't back out now it's too late.
Zulu: I don't know Tippany i already told Becky i have to fly to Cong-
Tiffany: TIFFANY. ITS TIFFANY, WITH AN F ZULU. know how to pronounce my name you disrespectful bitch.
Zulu: Im sor-
Tiffany: you're coming to the fucking party and thats on that period. if you swam all the way to america and want to fit in with the pretty girls you need to show up to the important events. you don't wanna go back to congo and be sold for 3 pieces of bread just so your dad can have his american style peanut butter and jelly while you're out there being someones property and can't even ACHIEVE YOUR OWN DREAMS OF BEING A SUCCSESFUL POP SINGER AND HAVE YOUR SINGLE RANK HIGHER THAN #695 ON BILLBOARD.
Zulu: uh...
Tiffany: and don't forget the elephant horns.
Zulu: elephant horns?
Tiffany: omg i knew that bitch would forget. yes. get the elephant horns they're super important to the party. you're basically bringing the most important part. you know how to kill an elephant using the 3 slice technique right or do u use your bare hands in congo?. anyway. see you later for the deets
Zulu: ok-
*hangs up*