Have you ever been called the biggest bottom of the world?
Of course you were, look at you!
I haven't seen bigger bottom than you since watching Farrah Moan on TV! Oh wait...that wasn't so long ago...
Do you know where your problem lies? THE SMELL GURLL...THE SMELLLl!!!
But do not worry! Our company has came up with the solution!
*shows the perfume*
https://i.ibb.co/NZ4Jwy6/poster.png T.O.P stands for:
Testosterone
Orgasm
Protein
Thanks to it even motherfucking Rock would be a bottom for you!
https://ewedit.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/dwayne-johnson-1.jpg?w=800
it makes you so fast, not so furious. Keep it classy babies.
Fuck it...Chuck Norris would want to be under you!
That's a smell of a true TOP!
But don't get too confident gals, underneath the smell you're all bottoms!
*runs away*