It’s interview time!
Calamity: It's no secret that I've had the rockiest journey out of all of the finalists. I was eliminated and brought back the following episode, I landed in the bottom twice and was saved once again due to Lilla exiting the competition. However I have the most wins out of any of the queens and three highs on top of that. Out of 11 challenges I have been safe once, and that really sums up the Calamity Janet mantra. I don't play it safe and I will always take a risks. Pushing boundaries and making people question their own ideas of drag is what I am all about and as you've seen that can go terribly wrong. But I want people to know that failing is never the end, you can always come back and fail again and then fail another time. Failure means growth and if you pick yourself up and keep putting your best foot forward, then you're already winning! I've had high highs, low lows and a rash on my ass throughout this competition. I've had the whole experience and I've lived up to my name which is what makes me most deserving of the crown. I am Calamity Janet and I am guaranteed to fuck shit up. Every. Single. Time.
Piah: I am Rubes and Joco's drag race superstar. I know I am. Whether I win tonight or not, I still win. It might sound a bit corny and cliche, but it's how I feel. I have delivered fashion, comedy, personality, and talent. I have the CUNT that it takes to win this competition. If I win, I will be very active in this drag world you two have created. Sure, I have had my moments of lashing out, saying what I need to say about what is on my mind, but every winner is honest and I feel I have proved that. Over the course of these 50 days in this competition, I have handmade about 75% of my looks, delivered comedy a lot of the time, but one thing that is 100%: me being a drag superstar. Crown Piah LaTrelle (that has a ring, is that just me??), anyways. Crown Piah LaTrelle as your drag superstar. The booty queen, the bitchy queen, the funny queen, the queen.
Thiccness: I am a well-rounded, stand out, reliable queen. I have build all my runway looks myself from head to toe, and I have delivered in showing that I can do comedy, beauty, and thinking outside of the box. I have consistently redefined concepts of what can be fashionable and how hard the queens have to bring it to these challenges, and I hope to leave a legacy of hard work, punctuality, and a good competitive attitude. I have always been civil to my fellow contestants, because I know that the best revenge is doing well, and I thoroughly believe that I have shown all the disbelievers and the critics that I am a force to be reckoned with.
