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EPISODE 11- AND THE NOMINEES ARE...

Topic » EPISODE 11- AND THE NOMINEES..

2073 days 16 hours ago
nijoco
After a season of competition, talent, rivalries and sad losses, it only seems fitting we celebrate with an award show! As this week you'll competing to be outdo and redo some of the greatest hits from our greatest ever girl bands. As you square off in a battle of songwriting, style and comedy, who will take this award and move on towards the winners trophy? 

Let's announce the nominees as selected by last weeks winner...

Thiccness McChrist as The Spice Girls

Gemini as Little Mix

Piah La Trelle as Girls Aloud

Calamity Janet as Sugababes
2073 days 16 hours ago
Rubes
So what we are wanting from this challenge is for each of you to pick your girl groups most iconic song and rewrite the lyrics! This will show us who has got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to win it all! This has to be the hardest challenge yet and if you can slay this then you are worthy of winning it all!

For the runway this week we want you to strut your stuff in your most glamorous Brit Award lerrrkkkk!

And if you land in the bottom 2 this week you will be lip syncing to "All About Tonight" by Pixie Lott.



You have 48 hours gl ladies!
2072 days 21 hours ago
DarkLordScorpio
Thiccness McChrist - Spice Girls parody
"Wannabe" Parody - "Chat on Grindr"



(Yehee hee hee hee)
Yo, I'll tell you what I hate, what I really really hate
When a fifty-year-old man tries to ask me on a date
Yeah I'll tell you what I hate, what I really really hate
When a guy’s pretty cute but he keeps replying late
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna off of Grind-ahhh

If you wanna get dinner, buy me drinks as well
If you wanna see me nude, meet me IRL
Now don't go asking if I’ve been bad
I’m looking for a partner, not a second dad

I'll tell you what I hate, what I truly do detest
A guy that has no facepic, just a closeup of his chest
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really get rid of this stupid app

If you wanna chat on Grindr, don’t lie about your age or height
Ask me about my interests, not if I’m free that night
If you wanna talk on Grindr, you’ve gotta have a facepic
Start with “Hey, how are you?”, don’t just send your flaccid dick

What do you think about that, do you hear what I say?
I want a bit more company than just NSA
Am I in the wrong place to look for romance?
If they give nice compliments, I’ll give them a chance

I'll tell you what I hate, what I truly can’t stand
When I find a dick with legs when I’m looking for a man
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,
Just gotta kiss a few frogs, yeah I’m doing all I can

If you wanna chat on Grindr, don’t ask me “take or give?”
Ask about my hobbies, don’t just ask me where I live
If you wanna talk on Grindr, look after your sexual health
Don’t say “no fats, fems, Asians” or else go fuck yourself

So here's your tribes from A to Z,
If they say they’re “poz” then they’ve got HIV
We got clean-cut twinks and rugged daddies
We got jocks and geeks, supposedly discreet
Bears and otters, with lots of fur, they’ll make you squ-
And as for leather – oh, yes sir!
They’ll have a safeword and tie you to the bed
Then electrify your nipples while they give you head

If you wanna chat on Grindr, hit me with a pick up line
Don’t just tap my profile cause that’s a waste of time
Ask me what’s my preference, Marvel or DC?
I don’t wanna talk about how I lost my virginity

If you wanna chat on Grindr
You betta, not send a, don’t wanna, see a picture of your dick, dick, dick, dick
Ask me what I fancy and what I’ve tried before
Don’t ask me if I’m a cum-thirsty whore

If you say you like my smile and like the clothes I wear
Then we can get drinks and see where it goes from there

If you wanna chat on Grindr…
2072 days 13 hours ago
Ajathekween
Based off the song Grown

Grown: Gemini

Gemini: Hunny did you do the dishes
Daughter: THATS NOT MY JOB MOMMY

*Music Starts*

Verse:1
Little Girl
You disrespect me
Don’t say that
Be nice to your family
Now go down stairs
And wash the drapery
That’s what you get
Don’t mess with me

Pre-Chorus

Now I don’t like
How you behave
Ayo Sis
You gonna Learn Today

Chorus

You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown now

Verse: 2

Who is this boy at school(boy at school)
He ain’t to good for you( good for you)
Now you think you cool(think you)
Gurl you such a fool( such a fool)

Pre-Chorus

Now I don’t like
How you behave
Ayo Sis
You gonna Learn Today

Chorus

You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown now

Bridge: Rap

If you actually listen to my advice
The look in your face would be surprised
I just wanna see your future life
I see potential in your face because your a dime.

Chorus

You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown no

Mama loves you.
2072 days 12 hours ago
Ajathekween
2072 days 3 hours ago
nijoco
THIS IS EXTENDED BY A WHOLE DAY- YOU WONT BE PENALISED IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE AND REPOST ANYTHING, NOTHING WILL BE JUDGED UNTIL 35 HOURS FROM NOW :)
2072 days ago
DarkLordScorpio
Thiccness - Runway: https://i.snag.gy/pbKxU7.jpg
Feeling like a pop star queen
2071 days 20 hours ago
UnicornChicken
Werkkk!! I am very tired so I'm going to make good use of the extension. The Sugababes are iconic and I can't wait to slay this challenge. I have been blasting Push The Button for the last few days and I'm getting my life.
2070 days 20 hours ago
UnicornChicken
+Calamity Janet Runway-

Calamity Janet takes to the Brit awards as a pop star in plastic! I'll have you and several generations of marine life gagging because of this outfit! These other three girls are holding me back and I'm ready to go solo, give me my cheque and my record deal!

https://imgur.com/a/DVWkj2l
2070 days 18 hours ago
UnicornChicken
Calamity Janet as the Sugababes!
'Kick The Bucket' - a parody of Push The Button



Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
I got myself a man, with lots of money
He buys me brand new cars
And loads of jewelry
Been digging for his gold and he gives me honey
Just waiting for the moment
Since we got married

I know my secret plan might be dishonest
But he's oblivious can you blame me?
It will take a couple tears and some faking grief
But once I take his fortune it's a shopping spree

I've been busy daydreaming of ways for me to kill him
I wonder if my bank account can handle all the digits
I know that taking everything might seem a little selfish
But money makes the world go round so seeya thanks a billion
'cause

Sugar daddy it's time to go
You'd better kick the bucket and leave that dough
Before I pull the trigger or slit your throat
I'm gonna be a widow - a wealthy hoe

Accidental death can be so messy
But cleaning up a body never looked so sexy
My crazy story got me looking somewhat sketchy
He slipped onto my butcher knife and lost his testes

After all the daydreaming of ways for me to kill him
My bank account is rocketing to way too many digits
I know that taking everything was worth me being selfish
My money makes the world go round I'm rolling in my billions
yeah

Sugar daddy it's time to ditch
You'd better kick the bucket and make me rich
Before I pull the trigger or flip that switch
You're gonna leave me widowed - a wealthy bitch

Sugar daddy it's time to go
You'd better kick the bucket and leave that dough
Before I pull the trigger or slit your throat
I'm gonna be a widow - a wealthy hoe
2070 days 16 hours ago
rory17
Piah LaTrelle: Runway

https://imgur.com/a/6es9sTY

The BRIT Awards fashion is in style couture pieces with a bit of an edge, so I took the lace idea and ran with it. Serving body-ody-ody looking like a hotty-otty-otty.
2070 days 14 hours ago
rory17
You To Do by Piah LaTrelle:

Instrumental:

(Pre-Chorus)
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Make your ass lose all control

Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Oh fuck, let's start this, start this show

Oh fuck, let's start this show
Oh fuck, let's start this show
Oh fuck, let's start this show
My ass finna lose control

(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show

(Verse 1)
Down on my ass, yeah twerking for you
When I think of that dick, my mind goes askew
So that's why I'm now gonna ask
Can you drop your pants please, I wanna feel that mass
But I hope you know I don't fuck for free
Fortunately for me, my ass comes with a fee
But don't be shy, open your wallet, pants, ah

(Pre-Chorus)
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Make your ass lose all control

Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Oh fuck, let's start this, start this show

(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show

You want me to arch my back

(Verse 2)
Taking a walk on the wild side of life
If you're not on an adventure, you aren't even alive
Taking a walk on the wild side of life
I know I am such a wifey type

(Bridge)
Boy, I will give it to you right
If you say no, I'll put up a fight
But you will say yes, I know I'm right
Just know when I fuck, I fuck in the light (spotlight)

We can do, do anything
We can do, do everything
You in my body's what I'm missing
So gimme what I want, yeah you look promising

Oh fuck, let's start this show

(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show

All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show

(Post-Chorus)
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah

'Cause you want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah

You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah

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If you see the original song, I changed the flow up a bit.

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