After a season of competition, talent, rivalries and sad losses, it only seems fitting we celebrate with an award show! As this week you'll competing to be outdo and redo some of the greatest hits from our greatest ever girl bands. As you square off in a battle of songwriting, style and comedy, who will take this award and move on towards the winners trophy?
Let's announce the nominees as selected by last weeks winner...
So what we are wanting from this challenge is for each of you to pick your girl groups most iconic song and rewrite the lyrics! This will show us who has got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to win it all! This has to be the hardest challenge yet and if you can slay this then you are worthy of winning it all!
For the runway this week we want you to strut your stuff in your most glamorous Brit Award lerrrkkkk!
And if you land in the bottom 2 this week you will be lip syncing to "All About Tonight" by Pixie Lott.
(Yehee hee hee hee)
Yo, I'll tell you what I hate, what I really really hate
When a fifty-year-old man tries to ask me on a date
Yeah I'll tell you what I hate, what I really really hate
When a guy’s pretty cute but he keeps replying late
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna off of Grind-ahhh
If you wanna get dinner, buy me drinks as well
If you wanna see me nude, meet me IRL
Now don't go asking if I’ve been bad
I’m looking for a partner, not a second dad
I'll tell you what I hate, what I truly do detest
A guy that has no facepic, just a closeup of his chest
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really get rid of this stupid app
If you wanna chat on Grindr, don’t lie about your age or height
Ask me about my interests, not if I’m free that night
If you wanna talk on Grindr, you’ve gotta have a facepic
Start with “Hey, how are you?”, don’t just send your flaccid dick
What do you think about that, do you hear what I say?
I want a bit more company than just NSA
Am I in the wrong place to look for romance?
If they give nice compliments, I’ll give them a chance
I'll tell you what I hate, what I truly can’t stand
When I find a dick with legs when I’m looking for a man
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,
Just gotta kiss a few frogs, yeah I’m doing all I can
If you wanna chat on Grindr, don’t ask me “take or give?”
Ask about my hobbies, don’t just ask me where I live
If you wanna talk on Grindr, look after your sexual health
Don’t say “no fats, fems, Asians” or else go fuck yourself
So here's your tribes from A to Z,
If they say they’re “poz” then they’ve got HIV
We got clean-cut twinks and rugged daddies
We got jocks and geeks, supposedly discreet
Bears and otters, with lots of fur, they’ll make you squ-
And as for leather – oh, yes sir!
They’ll have a safeword and tie you to the bed
Then electrify your nipples while they give you head
If you wanna chat on Grindr, hit me with a pick up line
Don’t just tap my profile cause that’s a waste of time
Ask me what’s my preference, Marvel or DC?
I don’t wanna talk about how I lost my virginity
If you wanna chat on Grindr
You betta, not send a, don’t wanna, see a picture of your dick, dick, dick, dick
Ask me what I fancy and what I’ve tried before
Don’t ask me if I’m a cum-thirsty whore
If you say you like my smile and like the clothes I wear
Then we can get drinks and see where it goes from there
Gemini: Hunny did you do the dishes
Daughter: THATS NOT MY JOB MOMMY
*Music Starts*
Verse:1
Little Girl
You disrespect me
Don’t say that
Be nice to your family
Now go down stairs
And wash the drapery
That’s what you get
Don’t mess with me
Pre-Chorus
Now I don’t like
How you behave
Ayo Sis
You gonna Learn Today
Chorus
You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown now
Verse: 2
Who is this boy at school(boy at school)
He ain’t to good for you( good for you)
Now you think you cool(think you)
Gurl you such a fool( such a fool)
Pre-Chorus
Now I don’t like
How you behave
Ayo Sis
You gonna Learn Today
Chorus
You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown now
Bridge: Rap
If you actually listen to my advice
The look in your face would be surprised
I just wanna see your future life
I see potential in your face because your a dime.
Chorus
You ain’t grown
You ain’t grown now
You don’t pay no bills
In this house
Come talk to me when you get a spouse
But you ain’t grown you ain’t grown no
Werkkk!! I am very tired so I'm going to make good use of the extension. The Sugababes are iconic and I can't wait to slay this challenge. I have been blasting Push The Button for the last few days and I'm getting my life.
Calamity Janet takes to the Brit awards as a pop star in plastic! I'll have you and several generations of marine life gagging because of this outfit! These other three girls are holding me back and I'm ready to go solo, give me my cheque and my record deal!
Calamity Janet as the Sugababes!
'Kick The Bucket' - a parody of Push The Button
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
Kick the bucket
I got myself a man, with lots of money
He buys me brand new cars
And loads of jewelry
Been digging for his gold and he gives me honey
Just waiting for the moment
Since we got married
I know my secret plan might be dishonest
But he's oblivious can you blame me?
It will take a couple tears and some faking grief
But once I take his fortune it's a shopping spree
I've been busy daydreaming of ways for me to kill him
I wonder if my bank account can handle all the digits
I know that taking everything might seem a little selfish
But money makes the world go round so seeya thanks a billion
'cause
Sugar daddy it's time to go
You'd better kick the bucket and leave that dough
Before I pull the trigger or slit your throat
I'm gonna be a widow - a wealthy hoe
Accidental death can be so messy
But cleaning up a body never looked so sexy
My crazy story got me looking somewhat sketchy
He slipped onto my butcher knife and lost his testes
After all the daydreaming of ways for me to kill him
My bank account is rocketing to way too many digits
I know that taking everything was worth me being selfish
My money makes the world go round I'm rolling in my billions
yeah
Sugar daddy it's time to ditch
You'd better kick the bucket and make me rich
Before I pull the trigger or flip that switch
You're gonna leave me widowed - a wealthy bitch
Sugar daddy it's time to go
You'd better kick the bucket and leave that dough
Before I pull the trigger or slit your throat
I'm gonna be a widow - a wealthy hoe
The BRIT Awards fashion is in style couture pieces with a bit of an edge, so I took the lace idea and ran with it. Serving body-ody-ody looking like a hotty-otty-otty.
(Pre-Chorus)
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Make your ass lose all control
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Oh fuck, let's start this, start this show
Oh fuck, let's start this show
Oh fuck, let's start this show
Oh fuck, let's start this show
My ass finna lose control
(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show
(Verse 1)
Down on my ass, yeah twerking for you
When I think of that dick, my mind goes askew
So that's why I'm now gonna ask
Can you drop your pants please, I wanna feel that mass
But I hope you know I don't fuck for free
Fortunately for me, my ass comes with a fee
But don't be shy, open your wallet, pants, ah
(Pre-Chorus)
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Make your ass lose all control
Go girls, g-g-go go go
Let that man penetrate your hole
Go, go
Oh fuck, let's start this, start this show
(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show
You want me to arch my back
(Verse 2)
Taking a walk on the wild side of life
If you're not on an adventure, you aren't even alive
Taking a walk on the wild side of life
I know I am such a wifey type
(Bridge)
Boy, I will give it to you right
If you say no, I'll put up a fight
But you will say yes, I know I'm right
Just know when I fuck, I fuck in the light (spotlight)
We can do, do anything
We can do, do everything
You in my body's what I'm missing
So gimme what I want, yeah you look promising
Oh fuck, let's start this show
(Chorus)
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show
All I want is you to do
Someone I can fucking screw
This feeling is nothing new
I'll get on top of you, I'll stick like glue
Oh fuck, let's start this show
(Post-Chorus)
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah
'Cause you want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I'll follow that
You want me to arch my back
Oh yeah boy I will attack, yeah
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If you see the original song, I changed the flow up a bit.
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