FLOWER GIRL REALNESS!

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CF: I really wanted to go out of my comfort zone with this runway... So I sprouted flowers bitch! GAG.

= Lola Canola Runway =
I am serving you Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte - aka Black Forest Cake, honey! This delicious dessert was named after a specialty wine from the Black Forest region - thanks Wikipedia! I wanted to bring you something unexpected so I'm hoping my risk pays off.

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This look is out of my comfort zone, obvi, I usually do pretty I guess, but I wanted to go extra.

COUTURE! Extremely over the top dramatic editorial piece, I feel like I'm telling a story with the bow and arrow and stuff, I have bandages around my leg to represent the fact that I am a warrior, I am representing a assasin hunter in the black forest, who is native, don't fuck with her. I feel like I'm giving you a bad ass bitch, I have silver eyes and some accesories that are silver to add contrast. Hope you like!

Once upon a time, two brothers painted the backdrop of every child's nightmares, and their warnings about never wandering from the path resonated with many the adventurous young woman. In the heart of the Black Forest, one such young lady was on the way to her Mama Jocos when she was set upon by a big bad wolf! But hunty, that wolf didn't know what hit him!

May I present to you Lil Mz Shady and the Big Bad Wolf Fur!

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Brianna Kylie & Oadira Davenport:

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*Brianna and Oadira come on stage and the crowd erupts into applause*

Oadira: Hey everyone!

Brianna: Hey huntys! Sorry we're late, we tried to look presentable!

Oadira: Yeah... just look at us!

Brianna: We took inspiration from Rubes and Joco!

Oadira: *whispers* They're british...

Brianna: SO today, we are here to talk about these "talented" queens...

Oadira: Which is kind of ironic since their drag is really.... really

Brianna: RRRREAAALLLLYYYY basic... and shit, kind of like their music taste this season... choices.

Oadira: But hey, they tried, now... these two hosts love picking on their contestant...

Brianna: Yes, which is ironic since they are both runner ups!

Oadira: Yeah.... to me  *Iridescent giggles in the audience*

Brianna: Yeah, sometimes queens do better than them *Mrs Sazzy Qweer sips on her tea in the audience*

Brianna: Nicky didn't win, it was a pity win... bitch *dirty shady look at camera*

Oadira: But come on we have to respect the fact that they are fun and fresh...

Brianna: Girl, Nicky's drag from 58BC isn't fresh, she looks like Bill Clinton on the runway every episode!

Oadira: And Rubes is Hilarry! She can run but will never win againts the ash on her elbows which floats in the air everytime she moves her "ass"

Brianna: *cough* she's flat like a highway *cough*

Oadira: Why have we been ignoring the elephant in the room? *both look at nicky* Let's talk about the fact that Nicky... *Brianna starts to whisper nervously into Oadira's ear*

Oadira: Well I wanted to say something but I can't apparently...

Brianna: He has my nudes I can't do it...

Oadira: Well in that case, thank you for having us! We love and appreciate you!

Brianna: and if you wonder why we don't roast Rubes more... is because we are favourable just like you, xoxo

*both smile and hug before walking off the runway cutely*

LOL when you get in their heads and they don't go IN- alriiiiiiiight

- Erika Runway -

Inspired by the Triberg Waterfalls in the Black Forest.

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- Erika and Lola Challenge -

Lola: How ya goin' everybody! I've flown all the way over from Australia to be here tonight - something tells me this is gonna be a ripper!

Erika: And I’ve flown all the way from well does it matter? I’m invisible! Erika who?
But this roast isn’t about us. It’s about Rubes and Nicky! Tweedle Dumb and Dumber!

Lola: I gotta say, if I'd known I was coming to roast some cows I woulda stayed home for a Sunday barbie. In Australia we like to add O to the end of our mates' names to let 'em know that we're good friends. Davo, Stevo, Damo... Joco!!!! I dunno who's friend you think you are, mate.

Erika: Hi Rubes baby, I noticed you’re a Sandra supporter and that’s great because I like her too, but she won Survivor twice. Did you count your stars wins yet?

Lolo: Rubes, y'know I don't know shit about you so that makes it a bit hard to roast you. Maybe you have a hard time opening up? Funny 'cause I heard you'll open up for five bucks and a pack o' durries.

Erika: She means you're a whore.

Lola: Nicky, I finally understand why you wear wigs all the time. It's 'cause your real hair is thinner than those baby tapeworms you shat out last night.

Erika: BEAST!

Lola: Mate, that’s copyrighted.

Erika: Alyssa will thank me later because I’m putting this word to good use, I mean, just look at Nicky baby.

Lola: Speaking of parasites, what ever happened to SharonMaItems and rockstarr?

Erika: Burn.

Erika: Personally guys, I’m a huge fan of how close you both are and I understand it but Nicky, you need to hear it love. Being 30 on tengaged is not doing you any favors!

Lola: If you look at our track records, Erika and I have been high quite a few times this season. But you can't tell Rubes hasn't been high this entire time. Get it together you crackhead!

Erika: And of course, this roast couldn’t have been made possible without the glorious stars flop, Rubes, and the old gramps on tengaged, Nicky! Get a life you queers!

Lola: If you want too see more from Lola you can catch me on the street working for money to get a plane ticket out of this godforsaken country. Thank you and goodnight, or as they say in my home country - fuck yas!

Erika: Alright bitches it’s time for y’all to go. Go find something to do outside of your house bitch! Find something to do.

https://imgur.com/dnhx8fu - LYNDA LOOK

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