Now the Queens that yet didnt get a chop! Performing Ode to BenDeLaChrist!
BOTANIC:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AcASYmflpw Hey Bella Bae
I got somethings to say
You think Imma bitch
Cos I sent you home
I'm glad your back
Looking at that throne
But lets be real tho,
I did you a favour
For the first time ever hoe,
I made you a flavour!
Tiffani Lee
Come kiki with me
You think what I did to you was awful low
I'm really very sorry but you had to go!
Running round and round
With your I, I, I
Yawn girl, you got old and boring quick,
Bye!
I'm glad you girls are back in the race
Turning basic looks and giving recycled face
Oops not you Bella,
Sorry love
but your delusion
still fits like a glove.
Bood luck girls, go on and get that "high"
*giggle*
But personally, I miss Gemini!
PROTEINA:
Hey this is Proteina
Have you already meet her?
She drops dead
She gives head
Better than you
Says your boyfriend
I’m the queen of the runway
I’m here to save the day
If it wasn’t for me
This season would be pee
I know I snatched your wig
And I like a dick that’s big
With me you can’t compete
Unless you want to taste defeat
I won’t let anyone down
I’m gonna take that crown
If I were you, brother
I wouldn’t even bother
Nice to meet you, cyst
But you just won’t be missed
I’m the star of this show
I’ve got no time to bloooow...
...this one up!
Now let me show you how it’s done
They wanted me to do a Roxxxy
But I gotta say that I’m too foxy
And even tho I’m so so boxy
Your dad still wants me as his doxy
Always 5pm, serving hot tea
You’d better turn on the ac
My personality you can’t compare
My C-U-N-T is rare
But you wouldn’t even know
I go fast and you go slow
And if you try to come for me
You’ll next be on your knees
And if my name you didn’t get
I’ll make sure that you won’t forget
P-R-O-T-E-I-N-A
I come, I see, I slay
SYRUP:
*Syrup struts onto the main stage and poses in powerful stance*
I’M ROXXY ANDREWS AND I’M HERE TO MAKE IT-
Unoriginal? Bitch give me the mic and I’ll give you a hit
Henny, Scarlet they quit the competition? Girl it’s not my fault that they can’t commit
Tiffani’s back? Girl please. This time check if you’re wearing a new outfit
Did someone say Proteina?
She needs a new demeanour
If only she was meaner
Her track record would be cleaner
Omg it’s Uma I almost forgot
I really did think you were taking last slot
Unlike RuPaul I don’t wanna take a snapshot
One of these bitches about to take your spot
Hypnosis is the name
When did you join the game?
You never serve us LEGS that’s so very lame
We’re gonna miss you next week it’s such a shame
Ew Bo’Tanic’s in this verse
Every time I see her she’s got older and worse
After last weeks lipsync I think we all need a nurse
You’re doing very good now it’s time to reverse
Finally, it’s the queen whose playing
Me, myself and I are staying
Lynda close your eyes and listen to what I’m saying
*speaking voice* Give me the crown bitch because all this time I’m the only girl that’s been slaying
UMA:
Uma in the house, here to take my cheque
Mopping up your mothafuckin' disrespect
Yes I'm a nice girl
You cold as ice girl
Take a bite, I'll be good for your heart girl
Working my way to the top, won't stop
Better get your bull ass out my china shop
C+ for effort, here's a lollipop
But I'mma blow you out the water kid - bellyflop
You wanna be a big star like me?
Fall into orbit on a weird odyssey
I come in peace. Alien from outer space
But the only thing you're coming in is last place
Knock 'em dead 1, 2 it's a shock
Silent in the shadows because killers don't talk
I got a secret and I'll keep you in the loop
The ingredient to winning is a bowl of LaSoup
HYPNOSIS:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15s88tVdPMF *struts out twirling to the front*
Don’t fall asleep yet, it’s Miss Hypnosis
Under a trace? Here’s a diagnosis
Always Serving runways and challenges too
Have no legs, but that’s nothing new
Showing these bitches why I’m still in the game
Not afraid to light up and set the stage aflame
Classy not trashy, it’s right thing to be
Giving you action like you’re in 3-D (wow)
I’m a fishy queen that’s chocked full of talent
Not a safe queen, because I’m always gallant
Was in the bottom once but still served looks
Bounced back quickly and cooked those books. (uh huh)
Other girls beware you’re falling behind
I’ll murder you all like I’m the mastermind (bang)
Don’t need that crown to show that I’m a queen
Because I’m always fighting like a well built machine
Still not convinced that I deserve this win?
Then watch me lip sync and I’ll make your head spin
Not afraid to pull out another stunt!
And here to show you that I’m the queen of CUNT.
*High kicks and then deaths drops*