*CF* - y’all I’m really bout to shoot myself

Here are the assignments
Kacey Musgraves - Erykah Babadük
Carrie Underwood - Bottom Kandy
Dolly Parton - Aphrodite Starchild
Taylor Swift - Piah LaTrelle
Wynonna Judd - Henny Praisegod
The Dixie Chicks - Lemonadé
Faith Hill - Phila McHunt
LeAnn Rimes - Deliah DeVille
Shania Twain - Rachel Tension
Jessica Simpson - Sharol Dasho

You have 48 hours starting now

http://imgur.com/3h5pMG3

CF: Tonight on the runway... I’m a bull ready to be rode... except i’m a top ;)
I have rings up and down my chaps bitch, I even got a ring on my PUSSY. I got a bull ring in my nose as well, the horns are made out of 100% hair, it’s realness.

my verse follows the first 14 lines of this song!

I don't wanna reach the mainstream
I just want another starring role
I don't wanna be a pop star
Like Shania, oh, no, that troll
But Tims making all the money,
So let's set a second Stepford goal

It's the way they treat me
CMAs for that young whore
Taylor doesn't even sing country
got me swearing down camera four

It's that 50th decade
you're dispensable 
This bitch, this bitch points to Kasey  (I'm tims wife)
This bitch, this bitch Points to Leann (pearl harbour)

SHOUTS: CARRIE STOLE MY VOICE.

Runway!
Daytime to Partytime gallls
https://imgur.com/a/GtPKzNG

(I know it may seem long, but it really isn’t. Most of the lines are small bits of dialogue.)

Narrator: Please welcome to the stage... The Dixie Citruses!

http://imgur.com/d0RcZvq

*all singing in harmonic tones*

Strawbérry: Bushhhhh

Orangé: Bushhhhh

Lemonadé: Bushhhh

All Thréé: BUSHHHHHH

Orangé: *whispering* Did 9/11...

*Lemonadé takes out a guitar and starts playing it slowly, Strawbérry takes the stage*

Strawbérry: We’re going back to our roots! C’mon fellas, sing along! I fell in love with a man, sweet as honey, He had a really big tractor and a lot of money! We rode through the meadows, deep in love. Until I dropped my pants and revealed my big-

Orangé: Cut that shit! We’re done with this country crap, let’s shake it up!

*Strawbérry starts busting out beats*

Orangé: My names ORANGÉ! Big and ripe, sweet little lumps, you can go all night. Country boy, rode my ass like a stallion. Callin me Nigel, make em CUM. His dick was limp like Taylors face, but I ain’t no Swifty because I got TASTE.

Lemonadé: That’s not gonna get us back on the radios! Cut the track! Let’s appeal to the pop style of music... Hit it!

*Orangé hands Lemonadé an autotune mic*

Lemonadé: I kissed a horse and I liked it! His big purple tongue smothered my lip stick... Oooo Whoop! It felt so right, it felt so fresh! Neighhhhhh

*All three gather at the front of the stage, opening their mouths about to sing... until...*

Strawbérry: PLEASE PUT US BACK ON THE RADIO!

Orangé: WE PROMISE TO NEVER TALK ABOUT OUR POLITICAL VIEWS AGAIN!

Lemonadé: Bush still ain’t from MY texas though...

*all three do jazz hands*

Jealousy by Taylor Swift

Live performance: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14Q9I2i3YiRN6Dcr7PIgUQR5y4wI8KXzm/view?usp=drivesdk

Lyrics:
Let me put on this fake country accent for ya
Just for me to change genres in 4 years
I was fearless, but now I fear my rep-u-tation

I moved to LA for Big Machine
And this is where I went downhill from squeaky clean
I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time

I write songs about the men that I fucked in my bedroom
I didn’t cut their dicks for revenge, don’t assume
I only set their house on fire, looking pretty, spraying my perfume

But now the world hates me, I think they’re jealous
There isn’t 500,000 copies of my debut in a storage unit...oops I mean...nevermind.
I keep to myself now....TS7 coming soon. Coming in June.

*spoken* Joe, just don’t piss me off from here until June, okay? giggles*

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Taylor look: https://imgur.com/a/2RLmXTP
Runway: https://imgur.com/a/cMAUrxv

CF: I am living my George Orwell fantasy. Fuck it up, sis!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10njW6hRiNF

Lyrics:
A bit over a decade ago,
I let my country roots shine.
Tossed out the old pop star I was
and left that behind.

I was shat on by critics, was made an underdog but my
album still broke records on the charts.
I collabed with the legend Dolly here, so
you better step back away from me.

Could you step back further?
I need more space than that.
Getting pregnant's an excuse
to not be shamed for being fat.
Y'all are so fatphobic, you forget I'm a fashion icon.

(Spoken)And who cares if Birdie was born almost 11 pounds?

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/V4pHYb3
CF: I'm giving you classic country farmgirl. She can ride horses and she can ride men ;)

Dolly Parton Runway:
https://imgur.com/7yefIgP
https://imgur.com/eZET3Sx
https://imgur.com/ttHuNdE

Dolly Parton Performance: (Listen with headphones for better quality, Sorry my mic is trash lol)



Lyrics,Recording and Lipsync all done by me.

Lyrics:
Dolly Parton:HOWDY EVERYONE IT'S DOLLY PARTON! How is everyone doing tonight! *Chuckles Lightly*
I got a little song fer all of y’all! It’s about little ole me! *Chuckles* here we go!

VERSE:
Got Horse Sense i’d like you to keep!
It Takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
And Darlin! You’re not here just to watch me sing!
*Honks Her Boobs and Winks and Chuckles*

Was Dirt poor fore there was food stamps
My Fashion sense is the town tramp!
Now im getting money from Dollywood Cha-Ching! *Chuckles*

I got a coat of Many colors
Got a hundred of Sisters and Brothers
Now I got something to tell you Drag Queen!

Drag Queen X4 you better not be trying to take my man!
Drag Queen X4 I may be short but I can kick you in the can!

RUNWAY:
https://imgur.com/Sat6lil
https://imgur.com/zdQawER

CF:I am giving you Gone With The Wind Scarlett O'Hara realness. I realized that going for plain old cowgirl would be too simple so I am going to the 1860's and giving you a Classic Southern Belle who is determined to get her man at the Barbecue.

Inspiration for the look:

Bottom Kandy

Performance

CF : I wanted to make a parody about Carrie Underwood's contrast of being like America's sweetheart and her "Before He Cheats" music, where she proved to be a psycho.

Complete Carrie Look : https://i.imgur.com/7Q0aMNw.png
Close Up : https://i.imgur.com/nlojMGJ.png

The lyrics are a double chorus of "Before He Cheats".



One time I look like the perfect gal
The next one I’m bashing you with a bat
I might look like an angel but I’m not that sweet
If you think that I just won’t clap back
Bend over I’ll just beat your ass
So next time you’d better think
Before you come for me

I am one of the youngest in this group
But you’re good just to open my tour
I am the only here with a triple-crown award
A world record for being the country girl that
Has the most number ones on the charts
Even though it’s a tie with McEntire
I rule the empire

Runway

Complete Look : https://i.imgur.com/YEgqwor.png
Close Up : https://i.imgur.com/gO98bbV.png

Runway Voiceover : Yes, I am the farmer's daughter. The one every single damned country singer writes about. I just can't seem to shake them off! We are so poor and yet they keep on sending me their records and ACM Awards... we are so poor I am forced to use them as clothes. But sure I look fierce!

Wynonna Judd Look : https://imgur.com/a/5oTrc1y

Country Diva Performance



(First 14 verses)

Narrator: For a one night only, welcome to the main stage the icon of country music - Wynonna Judd

Henny as Wynonna : *grabs mic and starts*

It´s been a lot and I've got my fences
My relationship with my family is drown
When I started The Judds with my mother that had consequences
She had Hepatitis C and lost her sound
I shivered once, I thought about dancing in the pole
All family is fucked now, I lost my soul
How did obesity get to me ?!

No one else on earth
Was the best country singer in the 80s like me
Had 2 divorcees and a daughter sentenced to jail 
No one else on earth
Has 14 #1 hits and 5 Grammys
No one could touch me like
No one could love me like you

Like … literally no one, step back please.

Henny as Wynonna : *bows* Broken & Blessed, truly yours, Wynonna Judd.

Runway Look : https://imgur.com/a/91xKEQM

CF: Country girl realness reminds me of riding horses in the floral camp. I love horses, so why not a FULL gown made out of horse hair ?! Screaming realness from my big hair to my country boots. Come ride this country girl, cowboys.

Deliah Deville as LeAnn Rimes

(Read the lyrics with this song playing)
https://youtu.be/TRwrbCDNWSw

Everyone's wondering, what I've been up to
Since my music first made the charts

It's been quite messy, so just let me
Tell it to you all

First I sued my father, father
Then my manager, when he stole my money
And I ended with my label

I was just, 11, when I first had a hit
Now I'm just, now I'm just another
Former child star

It's been a, dozen years, since I've last had a hit
Now I'm just, now I'm just another
Former child star

Oh, now I'm begging
For someone to remember me.

*CRACK!*
*mumbled speaking* Ow! I think I did dislocated my jaw again.

Country look: https://ibb.co/XjyLSNd

CF: I've gone for a country singer manager from Tennessee! I fringed this outfit myself and right now, I think my style has evolved a bit, I'm not just relying on dark colours as much.

Shania Twain Look: https://imgur.com/a/Xe9kZRQ



CF: BITCH! Every time I rewatch this I can’t stop laughing because I was really feeling my oats in this low budget Shania Twain looking wig hunny! Skskskskskksks

Rachel Tension as Shania Twain
(Lyrics written to the song You’re Still The One)

When I first was born,
I wasn’t Shania.
In fact I was called,
Eileen bitch.
And in 1997,
I was the country queen

Looks like I’m famous,
Look how many boys have cum for me.
My parents might have died,
Oh well I’m a superstar who cares.
They said, “I bet you’ll never make it”
But bitch look at my 5 Grammy’s
I’m still a legend at 53

You’re still the one that cheated
With my best friend how rude
Robert John Lange fuck you

My fans the one that I love
The only ones that support me
Everything lead to success
Cos Man! I feel like a woman!
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Runway: https://imgur.com/a/kCBYhHd

CF: I’m giving you country girl but with a Tension twist. I’m serving steampunk country girl that is a wooden puppet! Who’s wants to come and play with me! I SAID WHO WANTS TO PLAY! *tilts head to the side and smiles*

Performance:

https://youtu.be/J4ryt2nJp9c

Lyrics:

Born in Texas sometime in the 80s
I was influenced by all these country ladies
My love for Loretta is kinda excessive
But you won’t hear it on the radio because I’m progressive
Judged on drag race just like miss shania
Except one of us emerged as a pariah (it ain’t me!)
Life had been fine but the gays gave me power
So screw all the critics it’s my golden hour!
I write lots of songs!
About ripping bongs
Let out a yee-haw at every awards show
When the country music tries to censor my shit I write a hit
And get a Grammy too!
Cuz I’m Kacey Musgraves the queen of the gays
Yeah!
I’m Kacey Musgraves the queen of the gays!

Runway - Kacey Musgraves look from the video.  (I devoted a lot of time to assembling a look, the same amount of time I would’ve put into a runway for another week.)

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