https://imgur.com/a/wiAHBj2

You want it ugly? You got it now

Alexis Mioda

https://m.imgur.com/XyWgpr7

http://imgur.com/zcXM81O
Walks into the middle of the runway and takes off bag
http://imgur.com/OtMSduE

With some simple prosthesis, Polly Amory goes from runway queen to Wicked Witch of the East (Village that is).
She may not be pretty and she may have style but she goes it loud and more importantly, proud!

https://imgur.com/a/nga4E59

Zsa Zsa Tea: https://m.imgur.com/a/835ryUw

Did I never tell you that I was secretly a 100 elf?

Whoops.

SHARON AND ZSA ZSA’S WEB SHOW!

Fashion Photo Unview!
With Sharon and Zsa Zsa

Zsa: Hey everyone it’s Zsa Zsa!

Sharon: And Sharon!

Zsa: And today we will be taking a look at the looks from Omen’s Drag Race Season 6 episode.... well there is no episode because we are fucking looking at the worst looks of each episode god dammit.

Sharon: That’s right we are going to be BOOTING and SCOOTING the worst looks from each episode!

Zsa: First up its Linda Fox! https://m.imgur.com/3SrKAee
This is her episode 1 look.

Sharon: I don't know what that look is but it is hurting my eyes soorry it's a boot.

Zsa: You really tried girl but this look isn’t giving me New Orleans Pelicans it’s giving me more New Orleans Pelican you don’t! This is a Scoot.

Sharon: Next up from episode 2 it’s Zaye Dae K’s horrible funeral look! https://m.imgur.com/a/Wbf0LoB

Zsa: Zaye Dae K take that thing off of your face. This is a runway we need to see your face. *producers get a photo up of her without the mask on*
OMG PLEASE PUT THE MASK BACK ON! That face is busted as fuck. Boot.

Sharon: I think the only funeral you going to Zaye Dae K is the one of your own drag career for  wearing that so I  am giving you a scoot.

Zsa: It’s time to BOOT and SCOOT Mrs Sazzy Qweer’s episode 3 look! https://m.imgur.com/a/S9q0eik

Sharon: Sorry but I have kind of see this look before with miz diamonds promo look for omens all stars and she did it better so I am given you a boot.

Zsa: Girl you look like a hooker that’s about to shoot down this whole building. The only thing that needs to be shot is those shoes hunny! Boot.

Sharon: Next up, because both were so bad, it’s Flan and Kairi with their food fight looks!
https://m.imgur.com/a/2SErmFo
https://m.imgur.com/a/C99aYtM

Zsa: Kairi, this photo is so blurry, it’s more blurry than my nan’s vision and even she would be able to tell that this is a fucking mess. Boot. I love you sis :)
Flan, this is stunning but where is the fucking peanut butter?? It’s not meant to actually be up your butt!

Sharon: Flan: girl we were asked to put a element of the food we were given so wheres the peanut butter so it is a boot.           Kairi: you looked so stiff in that photo and it not just last the whole outfit it is just so bad I am giving you a scoot.

Zsa: For episode 5 our lucky queen is Alexis Moida! https://m.imgur.com/G6AYXIt

Sharon: Girl you OK giveing me more fat any dose Beyoncé than just Beyonce and that is not a good thing I am so sorry but for that look I give a scoot.

Zsa: Omg pregnant Beyonce! Wait she’s not pregnant? Alexis I’m so happy that you are changing up your body shape so that you can wear a plain black corset. Stunning...... Scoot.

Sharon: Now it’s Angelique with her flowers Runway! https://m.imgur.com/a/iDvr0t5

Zsa: Wow you put so much effort into this look by attacking some leaves to your body! *really Queen face* I always love me a naked look but only when it’s a good look in the first place girl. Boot.

Sharon: Your look is so bad I have no words to say so how awful you look is so I am give you a scoot.

Zsa: Last but definitely least! Polly Amory and her makeover look! https://m.imgur.com/a/wcPBSKl

Sharon: I see you or going for a wound woman look but this look dose make my wonder why you deside to go down the runways in that it is a boot from me.

Zsa: Wonder Woman? I’ve always wondered if you can make a good look for once! I love your daughters chubby ass chicken legs and her simple “new” corset. You are really good at making looks........... bad! Scoot.

Sharon: Tune in next week for another episode of Fashion Photo Unview!

Zsa: Where we are going to be reading all of Sharon’s looks because they are bad!

Sharon: Bitch! I won last week!

For our challenge, we have presented it as the pilot episode of an ongoing series that would run in between series of drag race for thirsty queens.
We introduce the show and what will happen with a weekly formula...

Kairi: Welcome to WOW present “Lip Service" where your oral skills are everything. I’m Kairi Insane, the younger, more attractive host...

Polly: And I’m Polly Amory, her translator.
          In this new series, amateur queens and desperate wannabes *whispers* like Todrick
          Hall - compete in weekly lip sync competition to eventually be crowned “The
          ultimate gob job" Queen.

Kairi: Ouch, sorry todrick, that was more awkward then Pearl's "save me cos i'm hot and think this is dancing arms". Each weekly episode, queens will compete in twos, using skills taught by us to outwit each other and win a place in the ultimate finale, where 9 queens will compete for the crown, or in this case, a gold lipstick.

Polly: We will teach them the creme DeLa Creme of lip sync skills including; the lip wobble, the Acid betty birth, the venus d'lite wig toss and the vixen roll. But since I’m old AF, Kairi will coach that one and I’ll teach the Charlie hides hand clap and sway technique.

Kairi: Each week we will have guests judges, this week, we wanted a manly insite and macho influence on our queens so please welcome... Alexis Michelle and Nicole Paige Brooks.



Polly: *Whispers* The budget for guests was tight. Each lip sync will take place after the training session when the queens will discover what they will wrap their lips around this week.

Kairi: *wink* and then each queen  will get a rating on a scale from Cynthia Lee Fontaine to Sasha Velour and loads in between. Will they be a Dax or a Dida, A Tatianna or a Jiggly or maybe they'll be a Wrecking Ball Trixie or Trixie every other time. And for the losing queens..

Polly: A gobjob of their own as Porkchop with consule her fellow losers with a very different kind of lip service *winks*



Kairi: I thought she was giving them a  blow job *looks confused*

Polly: *shakes head and turns away* Lets find out if this first set of girls are cold hearted snakes or we'll be saying oops they did (or didn’t do it again)... Please welcome..

Alexis and Angelique

Web show name: Your Movie Drags

Alexis Mioda and Angelique review a movie together and talk about how that movie could influence a drag queen, either with famous look or with a character or personality that stands out to them. Think Siskel and Ebert meets Fashion Photo Review.

Alexis would be the one reviewing the movie and find famous outfits that she would recreate in drag and try to add her own personal twist to them while still sticking to the core of that outfit.

Angelique goes out to the public to get their opinions on the movies and looks as well as bringing in a random member of the public to give them a makeover based on the movie that they have been reviewing.

https://imgur.com/a/tklbxGj

The sexiest Clown BITCh you'll ever meet.