Name of shop: bottom weeds
Description: the type of weed I sales is for the gays who like to bottom you just take one puff and you will be able to have any sized dick inside your ass
Target audience: people who like to have a massive cock up your ass

Runway: http://imgur.com/VcVc9CA
*Sharon's spins around to reveal a new dress*
http://imgur.com/IV9Ja4y

Zaye Dae K

**waits for her arrival**

From off stage: "This piece is called 'Alike Life'. Garden's are not just beautiful. They are not just earth expressing love. They are not just produce, or a profit point. What I love most about Gardens is that they serve as a metaphor for life, and people."

**walks onto stage**
https://imgur.com/a/jBDDYt3

"Alike life, if you want a seed to grow you need to take the time to plant it. You need to nourish it and take time out of each day to ensure that it is becoming deeper routed and stronger. Alike life, when you want to grow something even bigger and better, you must be willing to pay more of your time. Alike life, some things just die. You can't always preserve every root you took the time to grow. But that doesn't mean your garden and the roots you have are not beautiful... Alike life, one of the best things about a garden is that when the roots become strong and healthy, they quite literally feed life into what surrounds it. It touches other lives simply by existing and being what it is."

**turns to leave runway, only to reveal what was underneath the head piece and dress**
https://imgur.com/a/4kt1P0T

Weed Challenge-

My store is called "College Daze". The idea here is a group of young drag queens studying business all decided to market different strains of weed to different groups of students based on personality types.

Ex)

"Sally sucks a lot" - OG Kush / Hybrid
- Tired of spending your afternoon sucking off that hockey stud, only to come home, smoke a bowl, and be too tired to study for that midterm? Girl hey! We've got you. This strain is guaranteed to give you enough energy to stay up studying, while providing the buzz you little homos need to take that 12 incher.

"My teacher is a _____ing _____" - Bubble Kush / 10% Sativa, 90% Indica
- Tired of that 9am bitch that doesn't have a fucking clue what she is talking about? Jujube, I hear you girl. Get you a pink lil' bong from here, smoke a fat bowl of bubble kush and even the deepest corners of your mind will be fuzzed and bubbly. 90% downer, your class will fly right by while providing the fruity taste we all love and kick of energy. She's a bud with an espresso drop honey.

-This strain isn't marked by a name, just a video that appears below the jar.



- Just get some of this shit, you're gonna need it.

In addition to weed and paraphernalia such as bongs, papers and hookahs (styled in classic transparent, hot pink, blood red, also available are glass bongs designed by Lady Gaga outfits herself honey! **cough** for an additional school loan, girl **cough**

Sponsored by Detox herself. Yeah, you heard me. See you soon hoes!

Welcome to your new store: Hashkins Groggins!

"Where the flavours are sharp and the service is blunt"

When your daily high meets a sugar high in a fun-filled, flavour packed establishment for all the family. We specialise in a range of ice-cream flavoured weeds that heightens the experience for children and adults alike. Now marijuana is legal, enjoy it all together  in our bean-bag chill out rooms! We carry a wide range of products, something for everyone.

We serve some of your ice-cream classic flavours:
Burner-na Spliff
Triple Chocolate Skunk
Mint Choc Jib
Strawb-mary Jane
Vanil-la-la

And a selection of Ben & Jerry legendary flavours:
Cookie Dope
Cherry Ganj-cia
Baked Herb-laska
Caramel Puff-Puff
Piffh Dope

Why not try our unique savoury & special flavoured items:
Sunday Roach
Rosemary Lamb Dank
Mashed Pot-ato, Corned Reef-a and collard green.
Bud Light
Green Tea

As well as our chef's speciality: Zooti Frutti

Check our childrens menu where you 2 halves of any flavour and a limited edition Toké, mon! toy!

and don't forget, for the grown ups, 4.20pm marks the start of our happy hour!

Runway- Serving you Fall/Autumn realness- adorned with gold flowers, gold petals and a gorgeous flower crown- Queen of the season henny!

https://imgur.com/a/LM3NfYl

Zsa Zsa Tea Runway: https://m.imgur.com/a/rABVyEi

I am giving you flower realness! The pink and blue go perfectly together. I look STUNNING! Again lol 😆

Presenting the new Underwater Weed Shop. Here is an ad that gives you a little taster of our amazing new Weed Shop!

Welcome to the Underwater Weed Shop!
Here you have a huge range of weed that you can choose from! We have seaweed, light green seaweed, dark green seaweed and even rainbow seaweed! I know you’re probably thinking “wow” this shop is really ‘cool’” and it is because it comes from the fucking ocean dumbo! Anyway, we ensure you that it is illegal and you shouldn’t be buying it but we think you should just fuck the police. No seriously they are fucking hot we should totally do it with them.

*producers tell Zsa Zsa that it is legal*

Oh shit I forgot that Donald Duck made seaweed legal. Well too bad it ain’t fucking legal in Great Britain.

So you’re probably wondering who this is advertised for and it’s definitely for people that fucking have seaweed in their sandwiches because they are disgusting. So basically crusty people like Polly. 

*Zsa Zsa gets a call from the producers*

Zsa Zsa: Hello, what do you fucking want now?

Producer: Zsa Zsa you’re messing this whole thing up for us.

Zsa Zsa: How?

Producer: You are talking about the wrong fucking weed! Why would seaweed be fucking illegal?!?! You are a fucking dumb ass cunt who only got on Omen’s drag race because your surname is Tea. Now here’s some fucking tea, you are next to go bitch. You were meant to be talking about marijuana and we told you that yet you still fuck it up.

Zsa Zsa Tea: Moana? I thought I told you that it’s a little weird to be talking about a Disney princess at a seaweed shop.

Producer: It’s marijuana idiot and it’s not a seawe- You know what forget it bitch.

Zsa Zsa: Oh my gosh I’m so stupid let’s start this over again and I’ll get it right this time (says Sharon) hopefully.

Welcome to-

*the camera cuts out*

That’s the end folks so make sure to come and get your illegal seaweed at the Underwater Weed Shop because you will always find it at the bottom of the ocean. And that’s not the only thing you will find. You will also see a wild Kairi Insane in her natural habitat at the ‘bottom’ of the ocean. That’s it for now kids. Wait no, not kids because kids can’t be fucking watching this because..... Ah who gives a fuck.

Alexis Mioda

Name: Munchies Cafe

Here we sell edible goods with weed in them! From weed brownies, biscuits and cakes made with cannabis butter, and of you don't want anything to eat, why not order a nice refreshing glass of bhang (with both cooked and uncooked weed options!) or some delicious hemp seed coffee (it won't get you high but it's damn delicious!). And if you just wanna get high feel free to hang around and buy some joints, and they come free if you buy a food item! We cater to the teen demographic that always get the munchies after smoking so we figured why not make a weed cafe to get them more high and make them eat more and get even more high and pay more money! Marketing at its finest!!

Flower Look: https://m.imgur.com/j2klEkf

*takes off the outfit to reveal a second outfit*

Reveal Look: https://m.imgur.com/TCM45eR

CF: For my looks I've taken some inspiration from the War of the Roses, with my pre-reveal outfit featuring red roses and my post-reveal looks featuring white ones.

Runway:

Don't mind me, Just your friendly Neighborhood woodland Nymph

https://imgur.com/a/iDvr0t5

Angelique

Store name: Hard Blow

Hola it's me Roberta Louise Selita Marie Gomez Johnson the 3rd.

Are you hot? Are you bothered? Are you feeling a litte...SPICY? Well come on down to sizzling marihuana and let us MELT your Popsicle.

We got everything to make you MOIST and WET from our hot juicy marihuana strains.

We have a bunch of different strands here for your...pleasure mmmm omg I'm just getting hot thinking about it.

Just try our volcanic eruption strand. it's sure to cause a warm explosion in your mouth with all that white...smoke! We do not recommend swallowing this white stuck though. Always spit it out when your down. Smoke can harm your lungs. Safety first!

We also have a favorite strand among our female customers...Cun a ling his! A perfect valentines day gift. Your boyfriend will thank you. It will taste so good in his mouth he won't stop licking! The paper silly!

Also Come get out long and thick vape pens. They come in for both men and women. Pen her for your lady and Pen his for your fella. Just give it a rub while you're sucking out the marihuana smoke for the full effect.

Hurry today before it runs out. Just call 1-800-HARDBLOW

Let me know if you're CUMMING! haha!

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*Kairi walks out and sets up a tent in the garden*
This is Insanity dru.... I mean weed stand!

Our carrot just legalized weed so I am here to make money out of it. If this doesn't work I can go to Red Light District sell other things but for now this may be worth a shot

My stand is called Insanity. Insanity sells the best weed and *whispers* drugs... OUT THE IN THE MARKET

So in this stand we sell... this weed *shows some type of weed* what type of weed you ask? Well I dont know bitch, I bought it from some russian dealer, just fucking smoke it and get high as fuck.

With this one *grabs another type of weed* You can go anywhere! Paris, London your crushes twin towers! Your pick, you'll be satisfied, it is gonna be the bomb!

The target audience is everyone who needs to cher up and whoever watches Omens Drag Race including me cuz yikes, we really do need drugs to think this queen are beautiful!

But Kairi, how will we know this is all true you ask? All the weed users on Tengaged dont want anything else besides Insanity. Insanity is legit insanity, the best weed in the market. Its also exciting cuz you never know what the fuck youre smoking, its like a mystery box, you never know if you are smoking something light or heavy.

*whispers* as for the drugs, they were Mac Millers favorite so ya'll know its good right

But more if you order right now, you will get our personalized bong in dick shape. You can suck that dick all day and it will be a really happy night with this! You can also put cocaine on the balls and sniff. So dont hesitate, order now, and lets get insane

https://imgur.com/a/8EF5azs