can we know who the special judge is

ethan?? analiese??

weetmaster?

Jesus?

Lena Dunham?

*lights come up on the panel*

https://imgur.com/a/ufJsMg6

Hello ladies!  It’s me, Analiese Van der Slut, winner of season one.

We love a skinny legend

Yay!

We meet again.

you sound bitter willow what sorta shit went down lol

Nothing I was just in her season and got critiques from her it's nice to have her again.

Oh me too! What season were you in?

wait ohmygod holy shit i think i know you

CRITIQUES:

Jenna Side: I really liked the ball that you gave out tonight! I think your wood look is my favorite of the wood body suit. I like how the wood is more of the wood that is being used in the game. I also liked how you really knew the knowledge of the game which helps you overall in the ball. The stone look is by far the best look of your entire ball. The homage to the gargoyle skin is amazing. You looked great with that look. I think the metal look is your weakest ball look but I like the detail of the hair and how your outfit actually looks like it's really made out of metal.

Ratana: I think your wood look is ok. I get the point but I think compared to Jenna's, I think it is not that comparable. Your stone look is giving me more metal. I think the stone look you could use the red/browns shade, but instead, you just have a grey dress and it's kinda boring and bland. Your stone look is polished but again when 2-3 other people do the same thing, it's hard to really stand out. I again think that Jenna does the look better.

Hawthorne: Your ball, one word, AMAZING. The wood look is so different and cool. You really take the idea of a wooden doll and did something would not do. The dress on her is always very chic and high fashion. The stone look is also very cool and outside the box. I think the idea of you being a grave is really cool. And also the fact that the grave has Kylie's name shows your range as a comedy queen. The metal look is also VERY high fashion. You said you look like a warrior and bitch you do! The gold metal is really good, the makeup is very good. It's also very loud and subtle, I am obsessed with the look.

Willow: The wood is look is sort of unflattering. It's sort of ugly in terms of the garment being worn. I like the whole elf living in a tree idea but it's sort of falls flat in my own opinion. The stone look is very good from the face-up, I think the Medusa idea really looks. Then it's just black dress so it's sort of falls short in that sense. The stone look is sort of decent. There are cool elements but I am not sure if it will set your ball up to do well.

Kamera: Your wood look is a Christmas tree which I wasn't crazy about. The actual garment doesn't use any wood so that's a knock. The stone look also uses the grey idea but I think between Ratana and yourself, your look is better. It's giving me some Rihanna in the Umbrella music video so I don't mind it overall. The metal look is very cute. The diamond is a really good way to use metal into your look. I may have liked it more without the blue skin but I think it doesn't hurt it.

welp im gonna watch some gay hentai to soothe my depression