= Ordealia Runway & Challenge =
https://imgur.com/a/syxBQHh Feel free to browse the new line of authentic Ordealia merchandise....
Rhinestoned Trauma Blankets - $12.99
When life throws some messed up shit your way, you will always be prepared with your trauma blanket. The paramedics show up after a house fire? A car accident? No worries, you're already taken care of with your glittery blanket, guaranteed to reduce the risk of developing PTSD by 3%.
Ordealia Scissors - $4.99
For when you need to cut a bitch, or just start on your next arts and crafts project. These scissors are extra sharp. Running with them is highly encouraged.
Ordealia Firecrackers - $3 each or 10 for $25!
These have been illegally imported from north-eastern China on the backs of migrating ducks! WARNING: These may or may not explode unexpectedly. Ordealia accepts no liability for any injuries caused by her firecrackers after a purchase has been made!