CF: For this runway I'm serving up some homeless maid realness! I'm looking very sexy, showing off as much skin as I can. And the reason she was fired was because she blew all of her employer's money on corsets!

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/icGknBA

Now now now... Where to start...

Let's start with our most recent winner Kuntess Katherine Klaudia, as soon as you won the challenge you started gloating about how you were the best and how we were all jealous of you. Trust me Kat, we'd be more jealous of a double leg amputee.

Miss Tension, when it comes to real fashion on your teddy bear, you're the queen to beat, but your photoshop skills... *cringes*

Before I continue I say we bow down to the grand high bitch of this season, Sandy McLovin. I mean jeez! Did your time of the month come early!? Because you sure as hell act like it!

Shy Girl From English... Actually I think that's wrong... It should be SAFE Girl From English. Honestly girl, and this is my opinion, you're so overrated, we might as well start calling you Valentina.

And finally Miracle Monroe, the only miracle is the fact that you're still here! And it's gonna be a even bigger miracle if you win this whole season!

Anyway, I suppose I should let you ladies read me, but I should warn you, I'm easier to read than restaurant menu, but at least I'm haven't been in the bottom 2 as much as Carley and Libertie (in before I actually end up in the bottom more times!)!

Alexis Mioda… this entire competition your performance has been hit or miss… and by that I mean you’ve hit the buffet table and missed the point of all the challenges.

Miracle Monroe, no wonder you're so pale, you’ve been constantly in my shadow this entire competition!

Miss Tension, I would tell you stop relying on that body, but your body sucks… maybe stop relying on pretty, oh wait, you really aren’t that pretty…. OH! I got it, Stop relying on BASIC and BORING.

Sandy Mclovin I can’t imagine having such a faggoty personalty that every other word out of my mouth is OH and the other word being TEA.. ^3^ let me put this in a way you’ll understand… you’re (✿◠‿◠)  a (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ bland  (◡‿◡✿) faggot (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ^3^

Shy Girl From English! Now, I know some of the other girls are gonna haphazardly call you SAFE (SAFE SAFE SAFE) Girl From English, but forgive them for unoriginality, they’re on the spectrum and only have two braincells to rub together. If someone REALLY wanted to read you, they’d read the fact that you’re A CUNT!

Homeless Look:
https://imgur.com/a/nUxiI

im really shy so this will be hard.. :3

miracle monroe... u stink. you smell so so so bad mein stinky aunt loren smells like fresh flower compared to you. i also didnt know it possible that u could change skin color every runway... Adaptable in every day life. but for drag competition no.

kuntess katherine...i know what dick flavor you like the most. it isnt 34 year old greg, nor 55 year old kevin. it is him https://files.tengaged.com/img_p/blog.146095.jpg?id=142

miss rachel tension... thoust cat toy as bland as you.. senora tension ask where my art supplies mein hijo. .. you say i dont know... then she take you in oven... burn u to a crisp... just like your ancestor... u r jewish

alexis mioda... you have autism. so so sad. YOU BRING SHAME to the haus of mioda. they will crucify you like jesus. and when you die the ashes will dissapear. no one will remember You.

sandy mcloven... we started drag together sandy. but my friend you are just my bestest friend gamer girl clair BIGGEST wannabe.

https://i.gyazo.com/6fe395f6703f75495fe7de5fdd3c9260.png

just cause im homeless doent mean i cant be fashionable. made out of plastic bags  , paper  garvage bages , rocks , mcdonald rappers,  and mein cardboard hair. i had to sell my calves for those beautiful fingerless gloves but it waas worth it.

CF: For my homeless look I went a little out of the box, and instead of having some boring look on the streets, I'm serving homeless punk apocalypse survivor. https://imgur.com/a/yu45q

Alexis Mioda: People complaining about your weight. Alexis you’re in shape...round circles are shapes.

Kuntress: Congrats on your second win! Break a leg......literally bitch.



Miss Tension: Your “aesthetic” is dressing and photoshopping a toy cat. Can’t wait for that idea to never get old.

Sandy McLovin: Sandy McLovin? McDonalds meets the beach? Okay queen, hit the treadmill otherwise you’ll look like Alexis Mioda. 😬

Shy Girl From English: Girl I thought Lil Pump’s “Gucci Gang” had such terrible lyrics. I just can’t wait for you to release a hit single titled “Safe”. Also your drag name doesn't even make sense. Shy Girl From EngLAND.

Alexis Mioda, Alexis girl i would like to condragulate you:D You made it to episode 10 and you are retarded, that really is shocking.

Miracle Monroe, Miracle I'm SOOOo glad we are doing sims together :D you are like my sista:3... Too bad there is no CC in order to get you out of my shadow.

Miss Tension, I remember getting webkinz from the dollar store as a little kid :3 Is that where you got your style from too?

Kuntess You can go back to sleeping around and having daddy issues with your four sugar daddies, I'll go back to winning this competition.... Faggot :3

Shy Girl From English!  You remind me of a circle. Both your personality and looks are one dimensional and flat, and you being in this competition is... pointless :D

Runway:
https://prnt.sc/hzpyry
https://prnt.sc/hzpqcr
https://prnt.sc/hzp8tn
CF: pwease dont judge my hairy legs I havent got any money 2 shave 3:. I am luving my homeless look my favorite part is the Cocaine lacing on the skirt :3.

https://imgur.com/gallery/yVb87?s=sm
In reality a large portion of people who experience poverty/homeless happen to be our own veterans so I made sure to give a salute to them in my look and tonight I am serving you homeless Babushka lady who really needs your money for alchohol. She sold her final pair of pants and is now down to just her cheetah print underwear. I am telling a story with this look everything being premdeditated

Shy Girl, sis you know your talent has reached the gutter when your main source of comedy is the memes page on Instagram

Kuntress hunny, you constantly complain about me being basic? Maybe if you took the time to pick up a piece of fabric and make something real instead of contracting stds from 10 different guys a week then maybe JUST MAYBE would you stand a chance in this competition

Alexis Mioda, your asthmatic is a fat Japanese anime girl. If that’s how you portray yourself in full drag I’m afraid to know what you really look like out of drag

Sandy, girly you in drag simply justifies why HB2 was passed

Miracle I’m gonna end with you because frankly your chances in this competition is also what Kuntress will never archived being SLIM

^^^ *says in Violet Chachki voice* Being able to read two queens with one read..is a talent

I have a typo in my read for Alexis Mioda
*Asthetic