who should be eliminated next: Mandala, we’ve decided to let you go. Today is your last day. Thank you for the work you’ve done here and I want to leave on friendly terms. I have some logistics to go over with you. Afterward I can answer your questions.
The strategy here is to:
A. Deliver the news quickly and definitively.
B. Fill in whatever bullshit pleasantries you feel like you need here. They just got fired! So they won’t hear or believe anything nice you say. But almost everyone feels like they need to say something. Some things to try: “I really appreciate the work you’ve done here,” “I feel like we’re parting on good terms” etc.
C. Pivot the conversation to logistics, which takes the pressure off of the person to respond.
Top 3 should be: me sunshine kitty, and jenna
Next person eliminated will probs be Jenna or Eugenia
The top three should be me, voldy, and umakeme because copy and paste in an image editing program ain’t drag
