Welcome to the Communist Party of Tengaged

Before joining the party, be sure you know the communist principles by heart:
 
  - There exists the Proletariat and there exists the bourgeoisie.

  - Proletariats are us, the commonfolk of Tengaged; the abused, the disregarded, the 'filth' of Tengaged. We own no shops, we own no designs, our purpose is only to plus the designs and participate as scrape goats in the games of the bourgeoisie.

  - bourgeoisies are the pigs of Tengaged. The real filth. You can often identify them as owners of shops, top blog posters, and the persons you often bet on in Rookie games. These members are the parasites of this site.

  - Members of the Communist Party of Tengaged identify as Comrades with one another. Members outside the party are referred to as brother/sister. Pigs outside the party (the bourgeoisie) are referred to as pigs.

  - The main goal of this party is to seize the means of production (the shops) and provide free designs to the Comrades of Tengaged.

  - Everyone is allowed to join and bask themselves in the glory of Communism -- yes, even the pigs can change and straighten their tails.

  - Everyone is equal.

  - Communist Party Comrades must have at least one red piece of clothing (t-shirt, cap, skin etc.) Once we seize a shop, red communist t-shirts shall be provided to all Comrades at no cost.

  - Live a happy life; no point in frowning. Papa Marx once (probably) said, "Be Happy..." If you have any problems, in or out of this site, us Comrades are here for you.

Communist Party of Tengaged Roles:

          GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE COMMMUNIST PARTY OF TENGAGED:
                                                     
                                                          EMNES

                                                MINISTER OF FINANCE

                                                          (OPEN)

                                      MINISTER OF HEALTH AND WELLNESS

                                                           (OPEN)

                                          MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

                                                           (OPEN)

                                          MINISTER OF COMRADE AFFAIRS

                                                            (OPEN)

The purpose of all these roles will be confidential until further notice.