Runway: http://imgur.com/Y3tLvob

L: Lets Welcome An Icon...... Miss Sassy Bitch!
MSB: yew no that I is a icon *clicks like Miss Sassy Bitch*
1. Paris Hilton is so dumb, that when she drives her car, she __________.
MSB: I put she gits ready to werkkk
L: Can I say you look lovely tonight....
MSB: I new I always lok loovee I lok lilke tywa *clicks Like Miss Sassy Bitch*

2. Okay, we learned that Kim Burrell hates gay people. She hates them so much, that when she went to Fire Island, she _____________.
L: Miss Sassy Butch-
MSB: DID YEW JUST SAY BUTCHHH !!!!!!!! I AM NEWT BUTCH!!!!!
L: It was in accident....
MSB: WAS IT WST WEALLY !!!!
*IN ROBOTIC VOICE* MISS SASSY BITCH'S FILES ARE CORRUPT
*MSB falls out of her chair releasing a swarm of papers with links she uses to steal looks*
L: That is all we have time for folks....

--- CLOSED --- unless analiese wants to get her shit together

Welcome to the Main Stage of RuPaul's Drag Race! Tonight, I have a very special guest judge... my gal pals Aphrodite Starchild and Shangelahhh!!!

Aphrodite: When's lunch?
Shangelahhh: PHROWAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHAYEAYEAYE LICK ME DADDY RAY CHARLES

CF: Time for the runway, I really hope I did well.

Can the following queens plea-

*aphrodite burps*

... please step forward?

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Sonia Best
That Black Queen
Virus Jones

You three are SAFE.

CF: Safe on Snatch Game, definitely not a good point.

Now it's time for the judges critiques. First up, Alisha Davenport!
Lassita: Girl, grow up.
Aphrodite: You're like spam to me. A can of spam.
Shangelahhh: YOU LOOK LIKE THE FOURTH WARD BITCH

Next, is Cher E. Pie as you, Shangelahhh!
Lassita: Cher, I thought you were really good as Shangelahhh. You had some really strong moments impersonating such a priceless character. Your look tonight as a butterfly was the best on stage tonight. You really made a strong impression on me this week. Well done.
Aphrodite: WHEN DO I GETZ TA EAT?
Shangelahhh: YOU WACK ASS BITCH BULLYING ME LIKE THAT BUT I LIKE IT HOE I LIKED IT

CF: I'm fucked..

Eggtrina as Jennifer Aniston and Anne Frank!
Lassita: You were assigned Anne Frank, and I think that your choice to transform yourself was genius and quite smart. While you were decent as Jennifer, you were strong as Anne. My only concern is that I've seen you do Anne after Anne after Anne. I need versatility. Your runway was pretty strong, and I liked the party theme! Great job this week.
Aphrodite: I can sing, watch! WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Shangelahhh: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

Next up, Midori!
Lassita: Who?
Aphrodite: LUNCH TIME!
Shangelahhh: LIKE RAY CHARLES YOU BLIND IN THIS GAME

Finally, Wham! as Miss Sassy Bitch!
Lassita: What you had going on was really strong for the first couple of questions. I just don't get why you didn't finish the snatch game! If you did, you would've been safe. Your look tonight was, in my opinion, the weakest. You had two concepts going on with the tank top and the balldress, and I think they clashed.
Aphrodite: WE LOOK THE SAME IN DRAG!
Shangelahhh: WHERE IS RAY CHARLES TO EAT ME UP!!!

Alright, I've made my decision.

Actually, I've got to think about it for a couple of minutes. I'll let Shangelahhh do the halftime show

*I get up to leave the judging area while Shangelahhh sings Amazing Race Is My Race*

Okay, I'm back. And it's not going to be easy.

Cher E. Pie.... Eggtrina... It's a hard choice, and know that whichever one of you does not win did amazing.

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the winner of the challenge..... winning by .5 points out of 25 points... is...

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Eggtrina. Congratulations, my dear, you've won an advantage at the next challenge. Cher E Pie, you slayed as well. You're safe... BUT, as a reward for slaying so hard... You're winning a separate advantage!

My bottom three.... Step forward.

Midori, you sent in nothing. You're up for elimination.

Now here's where it gets tricky.

Alisha, you've done well in this competition so far. However, you completely bombed the challenge this week. Will your past resume help you survive this week?

Wham, you've been floundering in the competition. Time after time, you've failed to amaze me. Can I give you another chance?

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Fuck it, you did the challenge. Wham, you're safe.

Alisha Davenport, you're up for elimination.

Midori and Alisha Davenport, you're both up for elimination. The time has come for you both to lipsync for your lives.

You have 12 hours to submit something because I don't have time for people to not participate.

The lipsync song is Turn Me Out by Kathy Brown.

Don't fuck it up.