"Fucks Off Musical Chairs"
Today we are playing "Fuck Off Musical Chairs"!
You are likely familiar with the concept of Musical Chairs. Each round, one attempts to place their hindquarters in a chair to survive to the next round, and each round, one person is left without a chair and therefore eliminated.
I will post *plays tune* and after this point, you wait for me to post *stops tune*. At this point, your objective is to get in a chair.
When my “stops tune” post is released, I will post the seats available to sit down in. Each round, the name (or rather the defining characteristic) of the chair will be different.
For example, in one round chairs may be described by colors, or one round chairs may be described as shapes. Either way, you must post the chair you sit in including the description.
Example: Round 1
Red Chair
Green Chair
Blue Chair
One must post *sits in red chair* or *sits in blue chair* in order to sit down.
HOWEVER, this isn’t your grandfather’s musical chairs. Play is going to get dirty. If you find yourself without a chair, you can still attempt to get in a chair. Here’s how:
- Post *knocks over (characteristic of chair) chair*
- Post *sits down in (characteristic of chair)*
All BEFORE the person who originally sat in that chair posts “FUCK OFF (name of person stealing chair)”. If someone posts FUCK OFF ____ before the process is done, you will not successfully steal the chair.
Example of a round of this:
*sits in red chair* - lionsden
*knocks over red chair* - josh
FUCK OFF JOSH – lionsden
*sits in red chair* - Josh
Josh does not succeed in getting a chair. He can then try to knock others over, however. One can only attempt to knock over the same chair once.
After I post *stops tune*, players will have one minute to attempt to steal chairs and such. After the end of one minute, whoever is left chair-less is eliminated for the round.
If you dont want to use profanity, substitute it with BACK*
BACK OFF _______
Any Questions?
