Hello Ladies and Gents of the jury, JP here, or as you know me, TwentyOnePilots here to remind you to stream pray for the wicked on Spotify.
Im kidding.
Before I dive right in I wanted to say thank you to my super talented host and friend Kolby and all the people who took part in this season, because like I always say, “you can’t play survivor by yourself”, so thank you.
Moving onto the matter at hand- my game. First, a summary of my game accompanied with explanation, then my plea for your votes.
I came into this game with rather high hopes but decently low expectations being one of the youngest people if not the youngest person in the cast. Seeing all the faces and names of group gamers with reputations for themselves and pregame relationships had me petrified, so During that first challenge I felt like nothing more the little kid on the playground.
I knew at that moment in time that if I was to have any shot at doing well in this game I had to become the metaphorical big kid on the playground, and that’s exactly what I did.
I set out on my venture where any good player would start- socially. Granted, my track record with social relations wasn’t the best, and a personal goal for me was to improve them. I mean im the guy that would rather take a thousand razor scooters to the ankle than tell the class a fun fact about myself, just for measure of how im introverted.
Despite it all, I made friends and allies in the early stages of the game… particularly with Eddie, Jake, Mud, and Patrick, attempting to solidify myself in the tribe. I dug DEEP in with Eddie and Jake individually, Eddie becoming my go-to in this game and Jake becoming a good buddy as well.
Luckily for me, the original and swapped Eora tribe absolutely killed the challenges and my voting virginity didn’t get taken until the final 12 during the double tribal council. Swap fucked into a 4 to 3 minority alongside Jake and Zach, it didn’t seem like I could come throughhhhhhh. But upon second glance, I gave the bear that was original Ombila a poke, and it didn’t maul me! And just like that, Chris and JJ, a duo at the time, developed a strong bond with me as both friends and as mutually beneficial allies. And the first move of the game was made as we blindsided Zach.
During the course of the days prior to the vote, I took a particular liking to Chris, who I seemed to always finding myself messaging and calling with. Little did I know this partnership would go a long way, and immediately Jake and I helped Chris find the original Eora idol.
Meanwhile, my go-to dude Eddie was in danger on Ombila, and I decided to send him to exile island, where I helped him find the pre-merge exile idol in the jungle planks! He told me right away of the find, and although I feared for his safety, he was CONVINCED he was safe in the vote, so I had him agree to passing me the idol until we were together. And as I predicted, Eddie was promptly blindsided and I was in possession of the premiere exile idol without ever having gone to exile.
The Zach blindside segwayed immediately into the merge where I set my sights on developing relations with each and every merged tribe member that could potentially lead to my alignment with them… and ALIGN. I. DID. I also had ensured that Chris would win the first immunity challenge and send me to exile island, not only as an excuse for my future revelation of the exile idol, but also as a method of pinning the “idol swapped across tribes” onto Julian and Tashi, as well as excusing myself from the first merged vote which would inevitably draw lines in the sand that I wanted to be able to cross upon my return.
Around comes jury, the final nine, and the stakes are high. Chris and Stoner both had the intent of voting out Mud, but everyone, with the exclusion of Jake, who even then, was close to Mud. All is in line to swiftly execute Chris, but I simply wasn’t okay with that. I take immediate notice to Tashi, Nikki, and Stoner’s agenda’s of playing both sides, which had Chris under the assumption that he was okay. However, it was clear that he was going home. I decide this is the perfect time to strip Tashi Stoner and Nikki, who I deemed the mighty middle, of their ability to play both sides and have myself morph into the big kid on the playground I had always aspired to be and have control of each side. And like that, I was “included” in the mighty six that was voting out Chris. Chris then clued in Stoner on his idol and I was fully invested in the plan to vote out Mud, making sure Jake had voted for Julian in case Mud had played an idol as well, with a 5*-2-1. In the blink of an eye both sides had my full trust and with the power of the direction of the game in my hands.
It had come to not only mine, but several others attention, that Tashi was still perceived to be a potential ally for everyone in the game. I used my lie of Julian handing Tashi the idol to then put the final nail in the coffin of Stoner Jake and Chris’s belief that Tashi had to go. I also used this round to solidify my relationships with Julian Tashi Nikki and JB, who all perceived me as on their side as well. With Jake sending himself to exile, I was worried for the event of a tie, and so I decided to make up the lie to my alliance with solely Tashi and Nikki that Chris possessed another idol and Tashi would have to pin the vote on Julian for her own survival and completely shatter that other side. Unfortunately for me, Nikki and Tashi weren’t as phased by my lies enough to make a fatal move- props to them! My involvement in innocently attempting to save Tashi while planning her demise however was always in effect.
Following blindsiding Tashi, nobody knew who the “flip vote” was. I had Stoner Jake and Chris stay quiet as I went for the jugular when Nikki came to Chris PRETENDING she was the vote to flip. It was then I thought I could pin the flip on Nikki and still manage to play double agent. I then had Chris use this fake Nikki claim to convince Julian that Nikki was the flipper. This caused JB, Julian, and Nikki to implode throughout the entire round while our slide foursome was able to take out Nikki. To my surprise, my status as the king of the middle after dethroning the previous middle remained and Nikki and JB still pined for my vote to go to rocks. After my refusal, I stepped down and allowed Stoner to continue gripping both sides of the game. It was then I realized the next time he had lost immunity that Stoner had to go. Knowing that because of my rejection that JB and Nikki were voting for me, I had Jake play double agent instead, and convince Nikki and JB he was voting for me with them to avoid being idoled out, to the extent of telling Kolby to play my exile idol had Nikki had an idol played on her.
After Nikki’s torch was snuffed, Jake, Chris and I moved into the final 6 with an agenda… Stoner had to go. After dodging a blast last round, I began apologizing for collateral damage and put my first fist down in getting Stoner out, which Chris was unsure of and Jake was potentially scared of. In order to reduce paranoia, I convinced Chris and Jake that it was both each other’s idea to eliminate Stoner, as I knew it was imperative we stayed loyal. Knowing Stoner was uncomfortable with Chris and my close bond, I didn’t know when Stoner would strike at me to solidify himself in the best spot. I decided now would be best to preemptively strike. Leaving JB and Julian out of the vote, I still had the agenda of splitting the pair without voting the other out. Calling with JB, I tried to throw him a bone in voting for Julian, and I could tell something was up although I was certain in at least half of the votes coming to Stoner. Chris, having informed me of Stoner’s concern and a majority the moves he had made, I was certain would go to rocks for me, as I would for him. In the end, Stoner had try to pull the same rug out from under me, but JB’s recognition of his powerful control allowed for a rather easy flip during the revote saving myself.
I was headed into the final five with a strong three and two outsiders who were both keen on talking to me and potentially working with me. I shut them down, knowing it would be best to stop burning bridges and now create them, after all the big kid on the playground is never okay with being the bully. I didn’t want to kick JB and Julian when they were down. Knowing that Julian and JB would’ve played their idols had they had one last round, I figured that even though five of us remained, the merge idol was still out there. After guessing relentlessly every round, I found it! I was headed into the final five with two idols with different powers in my possession. Everything seemed to be coming up aces! I was making the final four and had convinced Jake and Chris that if either JB or Julian made it even close to the end, their friendships with the jury would win them the game. Instead of crossing it, this time I was drawing the line in the game with JB and Julian.
Onto the finale… I went into the final five knowing I could force the final five to go however I wanted with my idols, and informing Chris I was sending him to exile, I knew he would get the votes since Jake knew about one of my idols. Eliminating JB with one vote put me into the final 4 in the best scenario possible… there was NO possible way I was going home without at least fire. I won my first challenge of the game and knew that headed into the final 3 Chris and Jake would both take me. Doing my best to avoid fire, I was able to eliminate Julian in the fire making challenge vicariously through Chris. Now it came down to Jake and Chris, both who were taking me, and both players I thought I could beat in the end. I won the final immunity challenge, my second of the game, and decided that eliminating Jake, who played individually and strategically, versus Chris who was a threat yet emotional player and stuck to me like glue and only managed to survive vote after vote due to my decision making and tactical thinking overshadowing his emotional rants on players.
Now here I am, the final two! After this hectic and adrenaline rushing finale and a fucking hurricane of a season, I made it here. To the end. Giving it my all. Pleading for each of your votes. I believe I played the best game this season because I ALWAYS controlled the outcome of the vote, despite any target on my back, and made calculated decisions that allowed me to decimate threatening groups I wasn’t apart of. Granted, all of you didn’t make it easy. Each of you fought like hell through all the lies and paranoia that this insane bunch of players came up with, and I know that, but I fought too. Everyone fought this game, but I was always the one who delivered the final blow when I saw it necessary. I had social relationships to allow me to remain safe to the point where players would go to rocks for me and a strategic prowess that allowed me to play both sides and eliminate players while I saw fit. So here I am, asking each of you to vote for me because I played a good, solid game and I played for my sole interest at the end of the day. As one final disclaimer, all of the friendships I have made in this game I would hope to see carry over and all votes cast against me or cast beside me I have no hard feelings for. Because of this I ask each of you to recognize we aren’t out here in the GOOD barrier reef, were at the GREAT barrier reef, and I believe I played a GREAT game that is worth rewarding. I love you all and had a BLAST. Come throughhhhhhhhhh.