Litter Ally: Hi Litter! So your runway was cher, and you look so good! You look exactly like Cher and it’s gorgeous. No complaints once again. Now onto the nutr, You were so funny! No complaints with this segment to be honest, you did super well! I loved the “Dont fucking breathe”. Now onto your skills as a leader, You were a very good leader actually! The only thing that I have for you is that I feel like you outshined some of the people on your team such as Misty and Jerry. I feel like as leader, you should’ve helped them out a little more. But you did well, I just wish you were there for your team mates a little more...
Misty Shade: Hi Misty! This is actually super cute! The top is super cute along with the head piece and hair! But those shoes girl... Those shoes are not cute. And also I feel like this style is kinda an obvious pick for the 70s but still cute! Now onto your host... It was good! It feels a little lime boring and in all honesty, I didn’t laugh much. It was a good start, would I say great? Not really. I honestly feel like you shouldn’t have been the host because the host should’ve been someone who will make the whole show stand out. You didn’t do bad, in fact you did okay but I feel like you could’ve been better as a different role, not a role that sets the tone for the entire skit. The ending also seemed very rushed...
Aurora Belarachy: Hi Aurora! The pants are very cute, i LOVE the baggy ends of them... i forgot the name of those style of jeans but super cute! The top is also cute as well but the fabric is very meshy. Now onto your tutorial... BITCH! You were fucking funny! When you brought up Ms. Hearts vitiligo I about DIED. I never thought we’d see this kind of Aurora especially after your last two weeks but we did and I couldn’t be more happy! Good job this week Aurora.
Red Ruby: Hi Ruby! This is really cute! I love the house wife feel. But the thing is, this is way more 60s then 70s. In fact, this literally is 60s housewife. Its cute but not the assignment... Now onto your segment, god i was wrong letting you almost being the first boot because bitch this was funny! Im so glad your back because now we get to see who the real Red Ruby is instead of the girl we saw in episode 1. But the only issue I have with this is that it was hilarious the first time i read it and then the second time i read it, it wasn’t as funny so it kinda lost its taste once i went back and read but you were still very funny! But sadly, you’re runway might be the downfall.
JerryOnTheSunday: Hi Jerry! I LOVE the inspiration that you took for your runway... do I believe the inspiration lived up though? Not really... It’s cute but it looks nothing like the inspiration but the runway look is cute. Love the plaid jeans and the beret. You look like a fashion agent to be honest. Now onto your food taster... This was um... something... like i kinda felt uncomfortable... like imagine a bunch of drag queens jerking off a kidnapped 7 year old and feasting on his cum... I like dark humor but this was just bad like I didn’t laugh. I’m sorry Jerry but this was just weird.
Ivonka Slut: Hi Ivonka! BITCH YOUR COMMERCIAL WAS SO FUNNY! When it was sweet brown at the beginning i about FLIPPED. And then it cut to that other bitch and the random pop ups of the blop fish, ugh it’s all good! I just wish you sounded a little more into it because you sound a little sarcastic the whole time haha. And your runway, YOUR BODY is structured! You know your shape girl and I love it as much as all the straight boys do. The only criticism I have for it is the same criticism i had for misty, its not a very unique idea. But this week was a good week for you Ivonka!
TaBestBicha: Hi Bicha! So your runway was flower power and out of all the runway you’ve presented, this one is probably my least favorite. And it isn’t very memorable and probably the least interesting flower girl look on the stage... plus its the first thing everyone thinks of when you hear 70s, not unique. Your commercial... oh my god... it was so fucking offensive like i dont even know if we can air this... NOT!!! It was so fucking funny!! Probably the funniest thing to come out on each script! The selfie part... omg it was so good. Your segment was amazing... only if your runway lived up to the potential...
Blonde: Hi Blonde! Your runway is straight up ziggy stardust and it kinda hurts my heart that this is the first David Bowie look i’ve seen and this is a 70s runway! David Bowie was literally the 70s so it makes me happy to see you in this look. And if looks EXACTLY like the inspiration so good job. Now onto your host, i laughed so fucking hard... god this was WAY to fucking funny. You set an AMAZING tone for your scripts and the ending was the BEST. Good job! You were also a very good leader... but I also feel like you didn’t help everyone out on your team. I understand that Willow was out of your control but you were the leader and sadly her decision is probably effect all of y’all.
Willow Blue: Hi Willow! So waist down, super cute, its very club and 70s and also cute as well. Waist up though, I lose the 70s vibe because it isn’t really 70s. That purple ruffle top isn’t very 70s and it’s not really that cute either... You’re runway is like 50/50 and 50/50 is not what im looking for. Now onto your script... It’s funny but compared to the rest of your team, it just kinda fades. Also the theme was druggies and you were given a druggie character and you didn’t follow it. Also I would like to talk about your participation in the team, you showed no participation at all when it came to listening to your team captain and I understand that you don’t want to be a lap dog but this was a TEAM challenge girl. You didn’t follow any of the instructions they gave and you might be the reason for not only your demise... but there’s as well...
Camryn Venti: Hi Camryn! Lets start with your segment which was Nutrition and you were funny! I loved the use of youtube videos in it, it brought it alive and made me laugh! The salad so fucking funny. But the thing is, there was like no nutrition about this. I wish there was more about the actual role of nutrition instead of you just going bonkers but im surprised you pulled this out! Very nice. And your runway is actually super sweet, I love the gender bending of it. I just wish it didnt feel off the rack though because... its off the rack. Yikes.
