Stormer Summers: Hi Stormer! So your talent was from youtube, not created by you which was your downfall in this. This was someone else’s talent, not yours. I wanted your own talent that represented you as your own but you did someone elses... That’s not good. If you weren’t comfortable with showing yourself then you could’ve just typed up a comedy piece or an interview or etc, etc. Now onto your runway, The gown is absolutely gorgeous, the hair is absolutely gorgeous, but then we get to your skin and makeup and it just looks bad... this skin would’ve been good for a different look but the thing is your wearing this gorgeous gown with this alienated skin. It doesn’t fit right... You might be in trouble this week Stormer.
Ivonka Slut: Hi Ivonka! You sent me your talent in PMs which was you singing but comical and honestly... it made me chuckle a little and it made me uncomfortable a little haha. But I wouldn’t say this was really a talent though... Anyone can sing badly like not that big of a gag. You kinda played it safe this week when it comes to the maxi challenge. But your runway is actually cute! The outfit itself is in a really unique shape and i love the gold outlines in it. Super cute! And yo mug is flawless.
Misty Shade: Hi Misty! So your talent wasn’t good nor bad. I would just say it was meh. Your singing definitely needs work but you weren’t as bad as i honestly thought you were gonna be haha. And you had the nerve to post yourself singing which half these contestants don’t have so props to you girl! Now onto your runway... this is where you kinda fail. There’s so much silver and barely any gold. I see the gold but I wanted it to be balanced out instead of the gold getting swallowed by the silver. But the gown is gorgeous!
Camryn Venti: Hi Camryn! You look absolutely gorgeous tonight on the runway! This gown is super cute and it fits you really well but you went subtle on the makeup which I kinda wish you didn’t but you still look really polished. The headpiece seems a little unnecessary but still cute. And then we get to your talent... you fall in the exact same boat as Stormer Summers. This isn’t YOUR talent, this is Trisha Paytas talent. I’m kinda disappointed because you had a bad week last week and now you’re kinda having a bad week this week... I hope we can see more from you Ms. Camryn.
Litter Ally: Hi Litter! Let me just start off by saying how you fucking didn’t just snatch me bald with your talent, but you ended world hunger, cured cancer, and took my virginity. These bitches beside you better step up their A game because you are COMING. FOR. THIS. CROWN. Now onto your runway... You look fucking flawless! It’s the right amount of Silver and Gold, the head piece is amazing, your make up is amazing, the gown is amazing, god you did TOO well this week. Good job. I’m gonna be singing your song in the shower gorl.
JerryOnTheSunday: Hi Jerry! So your talent was dancing which i’m so glad you did because you always entertain me with your dances. That kick/booty drop at the end had me quacking along with the death drop haha. The only thing is that I wish you did an actual song and your talent was longer. Now onto your runway, you look stunning but you barely have any silver on besides jewelry. I kinda wish the gown had silver on it so that it would be balanced out but it’s a cute gown.
Aurora Belarachy: Hi Aurora! Aurora sent me her real talent in PMs and let me just say... bitch you better work. Your talent was so funny and entertaining. You were dancing all over the place and dropping to the floor. To be honest, I was entertained! Now onto your runway... It’s kinda all over the place. We have this gown, i think wings in the back, and this giant silver headpiece. It’s a lot. And your skin doesn’t match any of the colors on you... But the wig is super cute.
Willow Blue: Hi Willow! So your talent made me chuckle a little and you are funny! But was I dying of laughter? No. You made me chuckle though so I guess it was a success but I think you could’ve done better. And your runway is kinda... ugly. The fabric of the gown is very ugly and out of all the gowns here, this was one of my least favorites. And that wig was a choice.
TaBestBicha: Hi Bicha! Im so glad you kept with editing this week because this runway is so fucking cute! The star headpiece, the tutu, everything is balanced out! Its all a success! I can’t wait to see more of your runways in the future. :) Your talent was so fucking funny... I don’t know even what to call it... the abomination of ASMR, and when you put the tourettes part, bitch i was gooped. But it wasn’t exactly what I wanted plus you kept getting interrupted in your talent soooo.
Blonde: Hi Blonde! So your talent was lip syncing. I cant tell if you know the words or not because to be honest I couldn’t even figure out what pixel you were. But it started off funny with the “im in me mums car vroom vroom” part but to be honest, i wasn’t very impressed by it. Now onto your runway, bitch you look fucking GOOD. we got some lewk queens in this cast and I am LIVING for it. but will your runway be able to save you from your safeish talent? Hmm.
