Miley Cyrus
1. Shy Sheila is so shy, she’s afraid to Twerk the house down in public!
2. Ugly Edna is so ugly, when she goes to the beauty parlour, they beat her face with a sledge hammer and then she licks it!
3. Slutty Sally is so slutty, last time I took a ride on her disco stick, I got a bad case of chlamydia!
http://imgur.com/a/MwThZ 
