Name: Alexandra “Alex” Desmond
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Bio: Reopening Camp Funky Bunks as a last ditch effort to stay relevant in the world would be a genius move for most people, but not for Alex Desmond. And she totally reopened it out of the kindness of her heart and not because of the fact she was invited onto Dr. Phill for a segment called “delusional washed up people who are desperately trying to hold onto to the fame they never had” which caused her to have a midlife crisis and she fled the scene.… yeah, it’s so unrelated. However, doing this just put her, her friends, and a new group of teens into grave danger. But that might not even be the worst of it. She has a big storm coming her way…. And unfortunately she forgot her umbrella at home.
FC: Elizabeth Olsen

Name: Spencer Bottoms
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Bio: Just because he wears cardigans, orders dessert, is a cancer, drinks tea, stans Taylor Swift, drinks cappuccinos, gets manicures, drinks lemonade, and has a skin care routine, doesn’t mean Spencer Bottoms is gay!!! He’s actually in love with Alex(andra)! People only seem to think he’s gay because he was bullied for being feminine back when he attended Camp Funky Bunks with Alexandra. She would always stick up for him against the bullies, which made them develop a strong friendship! And now 10 years later, he’s still by her side, helping with the resurrection of Camp Funky Bunks! He’s against the idea but he’ll do anything for her, no matter what.  He’ll even look death right in the eye for her…. But will he live to tell the tale… ?
FC: Andrew Garfield

Name: Kayleigh Brock
Age: “18”
Gender: Female
Bio: Kayleigh Brock is an “18” year old aspiring popstar. She applied for this counseling gig because she’s looking for more inspo for her debut album, which is titled “hot blonde bimbo: a tanning bed masterpiece”, even though her album is just a knockoff of Paris (2006)... but it’s a work of art? And it’s groundbreaking? Whatever. She also snuck in her sketchy boyfriend because she can’t live without him but he’s also funding her debut experimental futuristic revolutionary pop album. She just wants to have fun and win a grammy... but with people literally getting murdered… who knows how long the fun will last.
FC: Samara Weaving

Name: Ian Jones
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Bio: Ian Jones is Kayleigh’s sketchy boyfriend. No one really knows what he does… or who he is… or why he’s here. But he’s apparently rich… and word on the street is, he’s here to sell vocal enhancers to all the campers :O! He’s also here to spend time with his girlfriend unless his extreme jealousy issues ruin that…. Or the killer in the camp might ruin that too….
FC: Tyler Posey

Name: Mona Chen
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Bio: Dark and cynical, Mona Chen is a blacklisted producer that’s now a counselor. She got really drunk one night at a club and attacked Jack Antonoff. She said something along the lines of “THAT [REDACTED] STOLE MY MUSIC FROM ME I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!” before she leaped across the room and tackled him. Her career was ruined and her life is in shambles. Now, she’s working at Camp Funky Bunks to escape the drama of her life…. She spends her days helping the campers with their future musical career while secretly wishing someone will put her out of her misery. She’s in her own hell.
FC: Rila Fukushima

Name: Jesse Dawson
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Bio: He’s energetic, he’s high on life. Jesse Dawson signed up for camp to have a great summer. He plans on spending his time in the lake and making friendship bracelets with all the girls AND guys. And also win the talent show. But friendship, good looks, and a nice voice can only get you so far when there’s someone brutally murdering people on camp. Will this manic pixie dream boy make it to the end…. Or will he just be another victim?
FC: Charlie Gillespie

Name: Kari Winters
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual
Bio: Kari Winters is a child prodigy. She’s been working ever since she came out of her mother’s womb. She knows she’s talented and so does everyone else. But she loves her praise since it feeds her ego. She’s only attending this camp because her parents are afraid she’s overworking her. While the campers think a serial killer is their biggest problem, they just haven’t met this unhinged borderline psychotic diva yet.
FC: Josie Totah

Name: Alicia Williams
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Bio: Logical and outspoken, Alicia Williams is simply Alex’s only friend that won’t lie straight to her face. She’s expressed how opening the camp is a stupid idea but she still took the gig anyways. She needs to pay off her gambling debts, that she hasn’t told anyone else about. However, that won’t be the only secret she’ll have to carry this summer…. Sometimes when the devil offers you an apple…. You have to take the bite.
FC: Keke Palmer