[Season 5] Week 1 : 👯‍♀️ Brow Block Tango

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1501 days 11 hours ago

Hello hello hello you ugly bitches! We are here... the first competitive week of the season! Last week you arrived to Dragville Cunty Prison dressed to impress. And one of you already snatched her first win! So congratulations Zsa Zsa, now let’s see who’s really that bitch.

👯‍♀️ For this week’s maxi challenge you will work in two groups of 6. You will have to rewrite the lyrics of “Cell Block Tango” from the musical “Chicago” to tell us what crime you committed for you to be incarcerated. Of course, this is a drag prison, so all crimes have to be against the art of drag and fashion, or something along those lines. Be creative. But most importantly BE FUNNY! So just to make sure :

- Each of you needs to rewrite a different verse from the song.

- The crimes have to somehow revolve around the world of drag and fashion.

- This is a group challenge. So one group will be safe. While the other group’s bottom 2 will lipsync for their lives. But each of you is responsabile for their own verse.

- DON’T LET TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAME GROUP REWRITE THE SAME VERSE. I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

- The winner will be the one in the winning team to be the best. So if you are the best of the worst team. You will be safe. But you won’t win. Even if overall you are the best.

Here is the song :

And here are the groups :

GROUP 1
🔴 Ariel Grande
🔴 Bella Black
🔴 Danno Drawes
🔴 Litter Alley
🔴 Jasmine Side
🔴 Zsa Zsa Tea

GROUP 2
🔵 Gemini
🔵 Lucinda Rear
🔵 Parah Dice
🔵 Princess Sprinkle Pony
🔵 Rat
🔵 Tara Toma

👠 Later on the runway category is : Flapper Realness. Because of course when you tell about your own crimes, you need to do it in style.

You have 48 hours.

Good luck ladies and don’t fuck it up.

But if you do, prepare to lipsync to the best girl who confessed her crimes singing :

1501 days ago

PennyTrationStan

~*Lucinda Reer*~

RUNWAY: https://imgur.com/a/c0ZNHhB
CF: "ιƚ'ʂ α ɱυɾԃҽɾ σɳ ƚԋҽ ԃαɳƈҽϝʅσσɾ αʅɾιɠԋƚ..."

1501 days ago

Jakeee1123

Jasmine Side

RUNWAY: https://imgur.com/a/VYyd48N

1500 days 23 hours ago

Weetmaster

Litter Alley

https://imgur.com/pbA7WGY

For my flapper realness look I wanted to pump up the camp as much as possible and wear my caricature of a 1920s flapper girl. She looks... disgusting. And I love it.

1500 days 13 hours ago

Ajathekween

Gemini

Runway: https://imgur.com/gallery/uXhnBxq

I am serving town slut. She slept with all the men from the big businesses because their wives could satisfy them.

1500 days 12 hours ago

texty

Danno Drawes

https://i.imgur.com/HmYE1nn.jpg

1500 days 5 hours ago

Weetmaster

Litter Alley !

Please enjoy the mp3 in the youtube link and while you venture through the imgur picture book. Thank yew.

.be

https://imgur.com/a/8J0Ycsv

1500 days 3 hours ago

Kisa

~ Bella Black ~
So i come back home to my drag haus after a long night with trade.
Just wanting to.. REST. you know from all the action..
And then i notice in the corner of the room some heels. Honestly, not even heels, they were KITTENS!!!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Yqtdfenm2zGJ3CPifJ/giphy.gif

So i asked who DARED to bring anything smaller than 6 inches into my lair. I will never be seen DEAD near a kitten heel.
And then there’s them. Saying mother, don’t get mad again you know what always happens, contain your anger! As they’re wearing those hillary clintons KITTENS!
So OBVIOUSLY i didn’t.. and first thing i know they pick those disgusting shoes right off the corner and i just fall.
I fall dead

1500 days 3 hours ago

Kisa

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/dNXMwjY
Truly sad what happened that night. If i could have nightmares i probably would

1499 days 20 hours ago

rollingderp

https://youtu.be/HH5pyGJBz0o

https://imgur.com/a/pO8Q9EU

1499 days 16 hours ago

turkeylover

Rat ~ Week 1 Runway ~ Flapper Realness

https://imgur.com/tUdHcN4

Just a little black pearl flapper moment! Her hair is laid and slayed. You can hear the "oohs" and "aahs" of the audience as she twirls and swirls!

1499 days 16 hours ago

turkeylover

Rat - Week 1 Challenge - Cell Block Tango

I loved her lipstick
More than anything else
She was a real stunner, unique, matte. But she wasn’t mine, I kept trying to find dupes. I’d look everywhere, up and down, high and low, but I found…Piss yellow, Oscar the Grouch’s asshole, Old men’s cum, and, like, regrets.
So I snatched her lipstick but she caught me red handed! They threw my ass in the slammer! Like, damn girl, I was just trying to serve some glamour!

1499 days 15 hours ago

PennyTrationStan

~*Lucinda Rear*~

~Week 1 Challenge~

After sabotaging all my way through nationals, I was finally crowned Miss Fag America in 2011!

*A pageant jury member pops out of nowhere and gives Lucinda her crown*

'Twas the wekeend after my crowning when I went down to LA to do a show. Before my performance however, trade starts a conversation with me. He offers me a drink: CicerHo wine. Obviously that wasn't the only thing he offered that I gulped down. But after feeling a little woozy, I had suddenly realised. The drink was spiked! And trade was my drag opponent, the runner up from the Miss Fag America pageant! My inner saboteur was about to come out!

*Lucinda mimics her seizuring in her dressing room, reacting to the spiked drink*

...Well, I was in such a state of shock that I only realised what had happened when my drunk ass stepped out of the runway, with nose contour as sharp as haemorrhoid pains, an outfit as badly-constructed as an Ava Max wig, and *JEANS*!!!

*Lucinda's crown is snatched by the same jury member from before, retiring her duties as Miss Fag America 2011 and handing them to the runner up, as Lucinda collapses to the floor, sobbing*

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b457ab4be897057a87d1c9b76b6b55a/tenor.gif

1499 days 14 hours ago

Ajathekween

Hi My name is Gemini
Twice The Beauty(Not Really)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/93fe088458d7addc8f9e50717e0882ac/tenor.gif

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I got Incarcerated for life
For a little something more
There’s one thing I have to tell you
I HAVE NO TALENT
WHERES MY TALENT

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-04-2017/m0lUQr.gif

I was in the club
next to club next to the club that burnt down

https://media1.tenor.com/images/b33f1559c8c533cf2c506091407a937d/tenor.gif

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I was ready to do my stellar performance
Of Greedy by Ariana
I had a mask on and I went on stage

https://media1.tenor.com/images/32173d12ca2b196e936e1a14b35cfd2b/tenor.gif?itemid=8670534

The song came on and some how I forgot the words
I rehearsed them all day(No you didn’t)

https://media.tenor.com/images/f8f4a8b37e8f99e4658fa3f4397c97c5/tenor.gif

But no I forgot so I kept the mask on
I thought if it worked for Valentina
It would work for me(Stupid Bitch)

https://media.giphy.com/media/cOkd84no1LuKc/giphy.gif

Should’ve did a cartwheel like Monique

https://media.tenor.com/images/b939d57a27b0a8ec698c415eeb8cbf3b/tenor.gif

1499 days 13 hours ago

QueenM1chelle

- Parah Dice -

Two shows ago, I met Penny Tration as she twerked all over my half naked backup dancers.. She told me she needed bookings, that she was about to go bankrupt....

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/24/17/anigif_enhanced-buzz-24561-1359066657-10.gif

I HIT her off the stage right away!

https://media.tenor.com/images/5f8cc2c3745d8df48118bbc9df00a995/tenor.gif

So, after I collected my tips, I went backstage. I walk in, and all I see is.. Penny Tration. (And actual penetration near the toilets, but we don't talk about that). She begged me for a place to stay, and me being the generous queen I am, I said "Okay, Penny. You can come to Parah Dice."

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f14705671a3ea14062d51b288d6e59f7/tumblr_inline_n1xy4wP5dF1s9xoho.gif

So she came to live with me. I'd go to the club, collect a fortune, and come back home to dear Penny raiding my kitchen cupboards. I'd ignore it, and started mixing up a couple dozen drinks for myself to get my mind off things.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/sApzlZ7m5GPny/source.gif

Then, as I'm drunk as hell, Penny steals my tips. With my cash, she didn't just order one pizza, she ordered SIX. SIX pizzas, and she was busy being penetrated by each one of the delivery men, munching on a slice of pizza as they stood around her.

https://omg.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/penny_hgHN4e1r5jgouo1_500-thumb-500x251-9279.gif

I was disgusted. Dis-gust-ed. I was also exhausted, so I passed out. However, the next morning I got up, and added a little spice to the last piece of pizza.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/00a2e14882d64e0d4e06b667289ff874/tenor.gif?itemid=9422399

As Penny rose, I offered her the piece. She gobbled it down, as usual...

Y'know, some drag queens don't belong in paradise!

https://prnt.sc/rrl2qt

1499 days 13 hours ago

QueenM1chelle

-Parah Dice-

*RUNWAY*

https://imgur.com/a/z8aDoM7

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