Ladies! Welcome back to the werkroom, and what a silence! Now that three bitches left us this competition is definitely taking shape. But since I don’t want to make life too easy for you let me introduce back to the werkroom the robbed queen herself. Back into the competition here is Coco Puff!
*Coco enters in complete silence with revenge in her eyes*
Later on the runway category is : Girl Power! Yes, the conceptual runway has come a little earlier this season. So take it as you want but we want to gag on your female empowerment look!
You have 48 hours.
Good luck and don’t fuck it up.
But, if you do, prepare to lipsync to the most iconic song ever. And that’s not debatable.
Runway:https://ibb.co/w4RNzkD
CF: I am serving you my own brand of girl power with this female pimp realness look she is in charge of her male hoes and runs her own pimp empire she is the queen of all
I present to you Bitchy Spice. This bitch is never happy with what she gets and won’t stop until she steals your man. It is rumoured she was the cause Mel B and her husband divorced to start with because she is miss steal yo man. She’s also always bitching about anything and everything and curses at her fellow members a lot. Her favorite insults are “you’re a fucking bitch that gives free handjobs on the street”, “I hate u so much I wanna kick your balls so hard they will become your eye balls”, “you’re such a slut you make Twinkies look like a virgin” and “you’re a filthy animal mother fucker that will never have as much success or be as pretty as me unless u get a full body and face reconstruction and even then you’re still gonna look like your parents were a crossover of a rhino and a camel”. She also bitches about Doritos cuz if they ain’t corny (just like her fellow band mates) she ain’t having them okurrrrr?
CF: This Sci-Fi armor look is partially inspired by Samus Aran, the VERY FIRST feminist icon in video games! This look is a risk, because I think I'm the only faggot here who even knows what a video game is. Y'all probably couldn't tell League of Legends apart from Legend of Zelda!
CF: I'm giving androgynous "We Can Do It", complete with a touched up WWII military uniform. The earring means equality and the tattoo means strength and resilience~
I bring you the power of Mother Nature to this runway. She is the embodiment of birth, growth and life, holding in one hand a manufactured beauty taken from nature in the form of the peacock fan, whilst in the other she holds the symbol of her suppression as the result of wishing for knowledge and the truth in a patriarchal society hell bent on destroying nature and beauty. What is more feminine than the ultimate symbol of GIRL POWER?
Hey! Ok, so maybe the Spice Girl name generator was a bit...creative...but what a better role model as a girl from the hood mingling with the likes of the Spice Girls.
Nobody is gonna be putting this Baby Spice in the corner, and her idea of being Sporty is throwing coke (or Coke Zero if you prefer). Yeah, she’s Scary and there’s no way you can call this boujee bitch Posh, but she has youl, son, so don’t step to her! She’ll uppercut your nan if you push her too far, but also brings fierce loyalty, unwavering friendship to her loved ones, and a true belief that women need to all realise they can be a BO$$, they just need to be themselves!
*Citrus Spice puts down the title card and is sitting in a chair, combing his hair*
Citrus: Now, let's cut to the chase. Do you know why you should consider a Spice Boy? No, and that's why I'm here to tell you. *stops combing hair, puts comb down and stands up*
I'm here to spice up the Spice Girls! *motioning generally to his crotch* And I have just the right spice you girls are missing. All of you are admittedly hot ladies, and you could reach so many more fans for having a hot guy, too. *winks* I'm suave and enchanting. I guess I gotta prove that though, so just watch.
*Citrus Spice steps further back so the camera captures more of his body as he tries to showcase dance moves, visibly nearly trips easily on one, and shrugs it off like that's exactly what was supposed to happen*
Citrus: *gets up and blows a kiss to the camera before walking up to it and reaching for the recording player*
Hello, Spice World! My name is Old Spice, and I'm 75 years YOUNG!
Now, you probably have a few questions: Who is this fabulous old bitch that stands before me? What makes her Spice Girl material? Well, let me give you a list!
#1: I may have arthritis and cataracts, but I can still outdance anyone you throw at me! My gogo dancing skills have only gotten better with age!
#2: Youth is overrated. Screw the 18-49 year olds; 50 and up is where it's at! Combine me with some talented young ladies, and you will DOMINATE the entertainment world!
#3: I have a level of beauty that only comes with age (and botox). Indeed, they made a musical based on my dalliances with young stallions:
My dry-aged beef curtains truly made those boys into men! Their mothers should be thanking me, to be quite honest!
I believe I've made my case. If you don't pick me, well, I guess that just confirms that us Baby Boomers truly are the greatest generation, and you millenials are doomed!
STAND BACK, I'M GONNA KICK!
*Old Spice kicks, an audible crack like breaking celery is heard*
Hood Spice is came to the group to add quote on quote flava. She is the spice the will give you a kick in the music industry.
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Hood: Purriodt Pooh
Ghetto spice will get in your face and know how to beat a bitches ass. She will most likely drink Hennessy on stage. It sits in her spirit. She always smell like weed, and Cocoa Butter At the same time.
Hood: That’s me u knew.
She will never walk outside with her press on nails and black 6 inch weave. She will always have a gun her purse
Hood: Mmmmmhmmmm
She will always twerk on stage with the audience and always will be stealing her band mates’ boyfriend.
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