I wanna be bad for you baby, I wanna be be bad

*Talian enters the werkroom*



Hello hello hello!l And welcome back to the werkroom of Talian’s Drag Race All Winners.

At this time int eguale seasons we would already be going thru finale but this season, I wanted to give you all more time to show everything and so it’s time for yet another crossover. Two seasons, but three themes as you know season 9 had two themes.which were :

😇 HEAVEN
😈 HELL
⚽️ SPORTS

And so… i guess it’s a match… between good and evil.

🏈 For this week’s maxi challenge I want you to present a unique drag football player. Here are your prompts :

•This is [name] and he’s playing for the [good or bad] team because [blank].

•He’s most famous for [blank].

•His fans call him [blank] for that time he [blank].

•His signature move is [blank] which consists of [blank].

•At the last party he organized even [blank] showed up and they [blank] until [blank].

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him [blanking].

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for [blank] but he turned it down because [blank].

You have 72 hours (3 days)

No extension.

[Win : 2 points]
[High : 1 points]

[time starts now]

•This is Robin D. Craydle and he’s playing for the local team of daddy-bears because they travel in a tribe and have a huge fanbase of girly twink bottoms.

•He’s most famous for never having a boyfriend over the age of 19.

•His fans call him "Cradle Crasher" for that time he spent all night cruising and fucking the life out of 18 year old behind the McDonalds drive-thru (and because of his name).

•His signature move is "daddy pat" which consists of tapping his teamates gently on the head as he whispers "good boy" for anything they do that impresses him.

•At the last party he organized even Justin Bieber  showed up and they sang a full live show until Robin threw him out for taking the attention away from his biceps.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him volunterring at university open days! ;)

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for 18-30 holidays but he turned it down because he knew nothing about what young people enjoyed over the age of 20.

I was originally going to create Dae-mon for the main stage but then Talian clarified that it didn't need to be sports related...so instead of that going to waste, here he is! :p

https://imgur.com/a/ZUAuOiX

•This is Dae-mon and he’s playing for the evil team because it’s easier for him to harvest human souls with fellow psychopaths on the 'Hell-raisers' team.

•He’s most famous for being the devil’s second in command and trusted confidante.

•His fans call him the butcher for that time he reaped the opposing team with a scythe and all that was left was what looked like raw human steaks.

•His signature move is soul sucker which consists of Dae-mon getting on his knees and sucking the life energy out of his opponents.

•At the last party he organized even Cher showed up and they bathed in rejuvenating blood until she looked like an actual human again.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him practicing the xylophone on the bones of his defeated foes.

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for the Republican party but he turned it down because even he isn’t that much of blood sucking demon.

Introducing…

https://imgur.com/a/oj5IeRR

•This is Abaddon Evangelos and he’s playing for the good team because he’s spread his wings and legs to help the “Holy Dildos” destroy the opposition.

•He’s most famous for using his football mouth guard as a mouth gag for cock sucking.

•His fans call him “Wide Receiving Slut” for that time he went long, catching the ball in a straddle jump.

•His signature move is the “Splitdown” which consists of him knocking over a player from the opposing team and then scoring a touchdown into a split on the opponents face.

•At the last party he organized even Madonna showed up and they vogued like desperate twink bottoms until Abaddon realised that it was a man in a wig pretending to be Madonna. She’s a sneaky one that Michelle Visage.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him ‘playing football’ in a stepbro pornhub scene.

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for LGBTQ+ rights but he turned it down because he believes that as a resident cum slut, he in fact has no rights.

•This is Ner D. Gye and he’s playing for the Fantasy Footballers team because of the fantasy football league he occasionally competes in.

•He’s most famous for tripping over himself when he was trying to defend and accidentally scoring and own goal (Assuming the challenge means soccer football)

•His fans call him Period Boy for that time he listed off all of the elements of the periodic table in alphabetical order

•His signature move is Jock And Nerd which consists of him jumping and somersaulting over an opponent attempting a sliding tackle.

•At the last party he organized, even Matthew Mercer showed up and they played dnd until Thursday night.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him complaining about how his fan shipping didn't happen on some anime show he watches.

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for the Sonic The Hedgehog movie but he turned it down because of the original design.

•This is Shlakhto Btakhto and he’s playing for the good team because he is the cutest thing in the Middle Earth, like an arab Hairy Styles.

•He’s most famous for using his ding dang dong to smash balls in ping pong.

•His fans call him Vghogue for that time he designed the uniform for his team, which was the most stylish thing we’ve seen for the last 2,000 years apart from maybe Air Malaysia’s male flight attendants.

•His signature move is the #CancelCrocs movement, which consists of banning his teammates from wearing Crocs in the locker room, as he finds them practical, comfortable, and affordable – which is everything he hates in a shoe.

•At the last party he organized even the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith showed up and they snorted so much coke until the spirit of Amy Winehouse stopped giving them any.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him being spit-roasted by his boyfriend and their gardener, to whom he is totally faithful, apart from blowjobs obviously.

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for Coronavirus, which he feels had an excellent PR campaign and went global quicker than the Apple Air Pods, but he turned it down because he’s hoping that Smallpox makes the comeback it deserves.

•This is Harry Styles Jackson Bruno Mars Marron 5 Abba Jr. and he’s playing for the Homorrhoids team because he can't sit and talk you about it.

•He’s most famous for a porn video of him recorded with a Motorola in 2003 but I'm not legally allowed to talk about it.

•His fans call him Easy Juicy for that time he... You know, the video.

•His signature move is Bend and Snap which consists of bend... And... Snap!

•At the last party he organized even William Shakespeare showed up and they wrote until he realized he was on drugs and it wasn't Shakespeare, it was his cat, Tubby.

•When he’s not playing football, you can find him crying at the window of a bus pretending he's in a music video .

•He once was asked to be a spokesperson for Greenpeace but he turned it down because his stylist told him green isn't exactly his color.

Thank you ladies.

Eden Gardens
Anita Nap
La Cucaracha

Great job. You are the HIGHS of this week. You will receive 1 point each.

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Zsa Zsa Tea.

Condragulations. You won this mini challenge. You will receive 2 points.