~ MAXI CHALLENGE ~
Book Title: How to win a Tengaged Drag Race
Book Cover:
Zsa Zsa: Have you ever thought about winning drag race?
Zsa Zsa: Well how about on the greatest website of all time; Tengaged?
Zsa Zsa: With just one read of my newest book youâll learn exactly what is needed to become a Tengaged drag superstar!
*camera switches to a pre-recorded scene*
Talian: Iâve been fading away in the competition especially with my runways do you have any tips on how I can improve them?!
Zsa Zsa: Well TalianâŚif you read ââHow to win a Tengaged Drag Raceâ itâll tell you in 5 nice and easy steps, how to copy and paste an imvu head onto a designers outfit taking all credit for yourself!
*another switch occurs to a different scene*
Talian: La CucarachaâŚcondragulations you are the winner of this weeks challenge!
La Cucaracha: Wow thank you so much Talian! I couldnât have done any of this without the help of Zsa Zsa and her new book âHow to win a Tengaged Drag Raceâ it really taught me everything Iâve learnt without it I would still be as crusty as Pre Madonna!
*switches back to zsa zsa presenting*
Zsa Zsa: Some of Tengagedâs amazing queens such as Eleanor Von Pour, Analiese and even Catalina have all invested in reading âHow to win a Tengaged Drag Raceâ and thatâs exactly why they have developed the beautiful singing voices and lipsyncing skills that they have! Which is exactly why I encourage queens like Eden Gardens and Anita Nap to take a moment to read this book!
Zsa Zsa: Not only does this book have all the tips and tricks it also has examples of what not to do, letâs take a preview of a section that demonstrates this.
DO NOT send in a YouTube Lipsync as they will very rarely beat out a irl lipsync or an edited lipsync.
DO NOT cause conflict between yourself and the host as they will be less fond of you and less likely to crown you.
And lastly
DO NOT be named Klaus because youâll only ever be a runner-up.
Zsa Zsa: Make sure to order your copy of âHow to win a Tengaged Drag Raceâ now for just a measly $5 because weâre tryna help you bitches out! Trust me itâll be worth your timeâŚespecially for youâŚ
~ RUNWAY ~
Iâm serving you Rumplestiltskin from the iconic Shrek! I wanted to try something a little different and give a very campy character but still serve fashion! Who doesnât love being a villain sometimes?!