*Talian enters the werkroom*



Hello hello hello!l And welcome back to the werkroom of Talian’s Drag Race All Winners.

Ok ladies, I guess we’re really getting to the point of heating, haven’t we? I mean… I didn’t expect the situation to blow up already but… I’m here for it! So this week is all about season 6 and its theme which was…

🍎 SCHOOL!

And so… let’s start with the most important room of the building : the library is opwen! Because reading is what? FUN-DA-MEN-TAL!

👓 It’s the reading challenge! I want you to read 3 of your fellow queens and only your fellow queens. You decide which. Catalina shall not be included. Repeat : only 3 reads.

You have 72 hours.

No extension.

[Win : 2 point]
[High : 1 point]

Never mind Paris, y'all about to burn.

[time starts now]

Ah the vintage miss Plai Station...do you need an upgrade? You seem to be stuck on the loading screen.

Miss Anita Nap, its so nice you've come here representing two queens and it was so so generous of Amanduhh to give you access to her wardrobe.

Mama Talian, sorry i dont have another read but can you just hold this *dips hand into black bag*, oh sorry im just randomly picking this weeks winner to give you a rest!

Plai Statión Reads

Talian, did you know that Eden Gardens has a job as a sommelier? Well, she has been whining a lot.

Avra K Davra, when it comes to the runway, you're simply magical, but when you sing everyone else wants to disappear.

Oh, I've just come up with a new idea for a roller-coaster, it's called Ruby Velvet's All Winners rankings.

Anita Nap

Ruby Velvet! You look so regal! You truly look like the Queen…of the dead! Ruby, you’re so old that when you were growing up the dead sea was just a little sick.

Speaking of sickening…Hi Talianna! You have really brought your best to this contest. Although they do say that only the mediocre are always at their best.

Whilst we’re on the topic of ‘best’ though, let’s finish with Plai Station, my fellow nerd and singerrrr…they say that when Plai sang in the church choir, the congregation left immediately and converted to a different religion.

~ Zsa Zsa Reads ~

Avra K Davra…I honestly think Talian says your name before each challenge because you always seem to magically get a win!

Avra, Ruby and La Cuca all come from the same house and it’s starting to make sense now. Avra is the youngest sibling who can do no wrong, Ruby is the oldest sibling who is the OG that is paving the way and La Cuca is the middle child, you know, the one that Talian forgets to show love to!

Plai Station girl you seem like you’ve frozen in this competition which is strange because with the amount of talent that you’ve shown you should have plenty of storage left!

La Cucaracha

*puts reading glasses on*

Ruby Velvet, looking at your win-lastplace-lastplace-win track record so far this season, I can only assume that you forgot to blow Talian in week 1 and week 2.

Anita Nap, your hair is so shiny and greasy that the NATO is considering it as a potential solution for the current energy crisis.

Avra, you were complaining earlier today in untucked that Jorgeous could walk in a fucking diaper and the judges will still praise the shit out of her, which was so funny to me because I was saying the same exact thing …. about you.

*takes reading glasses off*

Avra K. Davra

Ruby, you know I love you, sister. But when you do an acted number, your script has fewer lines than a porn movie.

It wasn't until Eden Gardens won her first challenge that I understood that the buzzer that played after each episode was actually her complaint!

Anita Nap... I can only congratulate you on being the only non-winner to enter the season. I imagine it must have been difficult to choose just one. The other two options were Scarlette Bread and Depresso Noose

so good when people can only read me for ONE THING. Thank god i'm no longer fat lol

CF: So good when people can’t read me for ANYTHING. Thank god I’m amazing at everything

Ladies! The library is closed for renovation after this fire… OFFICIALLY!

Eden Gardens
Zsa Zsa Tea

Good job.

You are the HIGHs of the mini.

You will receive 1 point each.

But one girl really has been the evil comedy mastermind of the week…
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Plai Statión

Condragulations my dear. You are the WINNER of this week’s mini challenge. You will receive 2 points.