Ruby Velvet :

Today I am going back to my roots in some Alexander McQueen couture, stylized by yours truly. I am giving you political drag that seeks to please nobodies standards but my own— I am beautiful, fearless and horrifying—  all in one.
What can I say? I'm a bleeding heart liberal.

Talianna Thee Icon :

No ravens, crows or blackbirds were harmed in the making of this outfit. My feathers may be faux but my tears at my old husband's funeral while I'm wearing this outfit are... also faux.

Anita Nap :

I feel rich here! I feel like I have stepped off the runway and onto the streets down the Champs-Élysées. I may be a vegan but this giraffe skin is really giving me everything I need right now and the hoof heals are just the icing on the cake.

Eden Gardens :

Tonight on the runway i am giving you bitch that survived the apocalypse in the arctic. She's formed her own tribe as you can see by the emblem carved of whale bone and her mighty weapon. She hasn't just fucked PETA, she's fucked the whales, elks, foxes, wolves, leopards and even the seals (lock at that fur purse ;)). Don't ask how i survived...look at me, it's obvious.

Plai Statión :

For this runway look I've decided to become the queen cobra! I'm looking gorgeous in my snakeskin dress and added my own little bit of extravagance with a huge headpiece that looks like the hood of a king cobra! When it comes to this runway, I'm feeling venomous!

Zsa Zsa Tea :

I chose to go with feathers because I feel like they can be used to make a beautiful garment and that’s exactly what I did tonight!

La Cucaracha :

Serving you rich bitch wearing my fur and my feather and making sure that PETA's headquarters cry their eyes out at the sight of this!

Avra K. Davra :

Today I'm serving you the fur queen - animal murderer herself: Cruella de Vil. I'm the dalmatian queen and tonight I'm the dalmatian queen squared: The sequel.

Ladies. If I call your name please step forward…

Eden Gardens
Talianna Thee Icon
La Cucaracha

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Represent the TOPS of the week.

Zsa Zsa Tea
Anita Nap
Avra K. Davra

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Are SAFE.

Avra. You did very well. But you posted very late. I didn’t expect you to actually post so I hadn’t had the chance of actually thinking of a fair penalty. Just know there will be one. More on that after the lipsync.

You can all leave the stage.

Now…

Ruby Velvet
Plai Station

As you may see you represent the BOTTOMS of the week.

COMMENTS

Eden Gardens : yes. Mama. Werk everything. Your skit was amazing. It was very well written as it was the most well-rounded one. This isn’t exactly a reading challenge. You gave us a show other than some sass and some cutting lines. Your runway is also very good. I wish to see you continue this path as I feel this is where you excel. I also think this is one of your best works ever. But I have to say for how much I love the strings on your arms and the upper part in general. I don’t really like the shoes.

La Cucaracha : ok girl, please take a breath… and let us take one as well. This was very very very funny. You definitely win the little prize for the best read as you literally went in! Now… the criticism is that unlike Eden you kinda went full on “the library is open” more than stand up show. But… absolutely great nonetheless. But that runway? Omg fuck me gently with a  chainsaw I LOVE IT! Like… wow. The mug… the fur… the feathers… this is exactly what I wanted tonight!

I didn't like my shoes either 😂 thank you for your comments 💜

Lmao I just love the boom boom pow

Talianna Thee Icon : Your roast was fantastic. You gave us your sassy attitude and I was so in love… I feel while not all the jokes landed, you really delivered and gave us something, I was feeling like I was actually a show. And your runway was also very good. I love the color, the shape especially on your hips and the way the skirt ends and goes into your boots.

Ruby Velvet : not your best week… but I know you can do better. Unfortunately I feel you rushed the roast and didn’t enjoy the moment. It was very short. Sure it was so you but this is All Winners, I need you to go a little further. And same with the runway. For how much I love the idea, I think that adding a white background to the look didn’t help it, I wish it was more refined.

Plai Statión : Same with Ruby, you rushed your skit. It’s a pity because I remember you being such a good comedy queen in your season and it was a pity to see you not believing in yourself. You can do it and you will do. Come on girl. Your runway was very cool tho. I love your style. But those boots were a boot.

Ok ladies… fine for results.

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You can leave the stage.

Omg thanks mama

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Condragulations You gained the most points this week and you are the WINNER of this week. You received a lifetime supply of Porkchops. And yes… I do mean Victoria Parkers.

La Cucaracha…

You are SAFE.

You can leave the stage.

OMG THANK YOU 💜