*the queens gets back after the elimination and counts the lipsticks in the big pink furry box*
Donut : 8 lipsticks
Judas : 1 lipstick
*the queens comment on how unanimous the vote was*
Hello hello hello! Welcome back to the werkroom you beautiful ladies! Last week we said goodbye to Donut and so it feels only right to move on!
This week we flew right to…
🇲🇽 ¡MEXICO!
And what’s the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of Mexico?
👩🏽❤️💋👩🏿 For this week’s maxi challenge you’ve been divided in groups of three to collectively write a telenovela scene based off a love triangle so full of betrayal, backstabs and twists and turns that we will have no choice but to scream ¡Escandalo! Remember, be twisted but be funny. I want over the top and bigger than life.
RULE :
- You can’t have any other speaking roles than the three of you.
Here are the teams :
❤️ Amanduhh Underskirt
❤️ La Cucaracha
❤️ Miso Yung
💛 Anita Nap
💛 Judas 6:9
💛 Tamar Indo
💙 Holli Daze
💙 Margaret Catcher
💙 Mother Monroe
Later on the runway category is : 👗 THE FRILL OF IT ALL! In honor of those beautiful typical Mexican dresses. It’s Avery wide category so bring in the FASHION!
As usual, you have 48 hours.
And here comes the lipsync assassin :
Hint :
“Heavy lies the head that wears the crown. So imagine how heavy mine is, I almost break my neck every time I move”
Who might it be?
Ready or not. Prepare to fight her in a song by the Latina queen :
Walking down this runway with inspiration from Prince, Willi Ninja, and David Bowie
I wanted a more masculine look this runway which I find so interesting seeing as the frill dresses are seen as so feminine, and I really think I captured the duality of the gender construct. And tonight, I feel like a prince stroking until midnight.
This is a Jane Austen-era inspired look and I am looking frilled as fork and drenched in layers over layers. This looks is regal and opulent! Before this I was a queen, but now I'm a QUEEN honey! And like they used to say back then, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
*The producer whispers that this line is from Alice in Wonderland"
Oh, I mean "LET THEM EAT CAKE!"
*The producer whispers that this line is from a Princess in France during the French revolution*'
Las Amas de Casa de Veracruz Que No Son Ni Desesperadas Ni Reales... (The Housewives of Veracruz Who Are Neither Desperate Nor Real...)
STARRING
Holli Daze as “Chingata Putamadre”
Margaret Catcher as “Doña Consuela"
Mother Monroe as “Buena Doblezapatas”
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*Camera zooms into 3 women sitting at a table in the middle of an opulent Mexican villa. We see Doña Consuela, an old woman dressed in a massive, frilly black dress. We also see Buena Doblezapatas, a young woman dressed like a '50s schoolgirl. Finally, we see Chingata Putamadre, who is dressed like a slut*
Buena: Oh, me and Juan had such a wonderful night last Tuesday!
Doña Consuela: Wasn't he supposed to water the garden? And nothing else?
Chingata: Honey, you know he flooded that garden
Buena: Shyly sips her horchata I'm just gonna sip this
Doña Consuela: You bettah put down that horchata and spill, whore-chata!
Buena: It's nothing that interesting, really.
Chingata: *quickly under her breath* Fake bitch...*normal volume* Come on, Buena, I need new spanking material!
Buena: Ah, rude!
Doña Consuela: I'm with Chingata. We need to know. I haven't seen a man as hot as that swarthy adonis! He reminds me of my long dead husband, Gilberto...
Buena: Which Gilberto, though?
Doña Consuela: Gilberto Fernando.
Chingata: Which one?
Doña Consuela: The one from Tijuana.
Buena and Chingata: Which one?
Doña Consuela: THE ONE WITH THE ANAL PIERCING!
...
Chingata: Which-
Doña Consuela: IT DOESN'T MATTER! PERRA SUCIA! *She throws her horchata in Conchita's face* Juan is young, and handsome, and his father is rich! HE'S MINE!
Chingata: *Chugs her horchata, refills it with a pitcher, and throws it in Doña Consuela's crotch*
Buena: Ladies, this is really uncalled for. You remember the Tequila fight at Margarita's Cantina, don't you? All that death...
Doña Consuela: Buena, you're just as big of a slut as Chingata, even though you hide it beneath your innocent exterior. And you're ALSO porking Juan, fuck you for that by the way. However, at least you're nice. THIS bitch, on the other hand!
Chingata: I WILL EAT YOU, YOU SCROTUM LOOKING FUCK!
Doña Consuela: I, Doña Consuela Maria Filomena de la Santísima Trinidad Menendez y Ramirez, will NOT be insulted by an unmarried millionaire! HAVE AT YOU!
*Doña Consuela lightly knocks Chingata on the top of her head with her wooden cane*
*Chingata collapses as a pool of blood forms around her head*
Buena: Doña Consuela! You killed Chingata! You bitch!
Doña Consuela: No Buena, I killed her evil twin sister, Fingata Putamadre. I've saved the family fortune!
Buena: No! Fingata has a cock-and-balls shaped birthmark on the end of her nose! This cadaver doesn't! YOU KILLED CHINGATA!!!
Doña Consuela: ...Oh...shit...
???: OH SHIT IS RIGHT, YOU OLD CUNT!
Buena: What is that mysterious voice?
*A woman emerges from behind a lovely velvet curtain. She looks EXACTLY like Chingata! She wears a round red clown nose*
Fingata: Foolish crone! You activated my trap card!
Doña Consuela: Fingata! How could you sacrifice your own sister! You know my eyesight is bad nowadays!
Fingata: So I could take control of her chihuahua breeding business! DUH!!
Buena: GASP!! Chihuahuas are the wild stallions of the dog world!
Tomorrow, on Las Amas de Casa de Veracruz Que No Son Ni Desesperadas Ni Reales...
Chingata: YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE ROOF! BRUJA!
Buena: That didn't even happen! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
and...
Buena: Have you ever wondered what a New Zealander speaking Spanish sounds like?
Chingata: No, what does it sound like?
Buena: Yo ABla ispannyole
and...
Buena: The Doña is dead!
Doña: Sits in rocking chair, an arrow stuck in the center of her forehead. She doesn't move, because she's dead
Coroner (played by Facu dressed as a policeman. Not a slutty one, just a regular ass cop costume): *Holds up a sign saying "It was...SUICIDE!" non-speaking roles, right? LOOPHOLE!*
Don't miss the action at 5AM, Las Amas de Casa de Veracruz Que No Son Ni Desesperadas Ni Reales...
In the first Act there's 2 pages, in the second act 3 pages, and in the third act, also 3 page so make sure u scroll all the way down! The post-credits scene is only half a page so no need to scroll down there!
My starsign is cancer so I wanted to represent this with this powerful look. I look majestic as I sidestep across the stage. The bodice is shaped like a crab and my waist is cinched so tight that I can taste my lungs in my mouth. Beware...my pincers are sharp!
