Confessionals are also in the Imgur links, so the judges can't possibly ignore them!
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BASKETBALL TEAM UNIFORM:
https://imgur.com/a/cdyiL8E CF: Guess who just stepped off the wall of the tomb? Me! Kobenhaten, Ancient Egypt's most famous basketball player! Number 23 on the Memphis Grizzlies, I will go hard in the sand and dunk on you!
MONSTER HIIIEEE:
https://imgur.com/a/y5BGfUp CF: I'm either your sweetest dream or your worst nightmare. It all depends on how kinky you are. Do I make you HORNY baby? Do you want to see my turgid purple dick?
THATāS ALL FOLKS!:
https://imgur.com/a/Y8EsZgY CF: This is Wile E. Coyote if the cartoons were turned into a stage musical like the Lion King, with all the performers dressed as animals. I'm a starving desert wanderer, and I will not STOP until I catch that fucking bird!