*Just like Sanremo 2021 this show has already been canceled before its beginning for displaying a paying audience in this time where local theatre productions are shut down due to the pandemic. Our hearts and thoughts go to all those who have lost their job, especially in the entertainment which means... our thoughts go to ME. Fuck Covid already*

Welcome everyone to the finale of Talian’s Drag Race season 8. After what happened to be the most suspanceful and fought season, four queens are ready for the final battle for the crown and become next Tengaged’s Drag Race Superstar. Who will run away with this crown? Do we even care?

But before anything... let’s welcome back to the stage our beloved eliminated queens!

Munch munch, hunch hunch. It’s...
Mariana Munchies!

I yet have to understand this name so I have no puns. It’s...
Eve Espe Ann!

Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Oh wait, it’s...
Amanduhh!

Open your mouth. Here come my...
Coco Nüt Creme

Elena María Josefa de la Santísima Trinidad Palacios Ponte y Blanco AKA ya daddy (jk). But can call her....
Él!

It’s not enough to be a sissy, you also have to be...
Sissy Gaylord!

Here is our illiterate whore. It’s...
Rita Bitch!

We don’t care about pounds. All we care about is...
Audrey Pence!

You ain’t ready for this pussy. It’s...
Kitty Kitty Meow Meow.

And now... the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Please let me introduce to the stage the moment : here is triple crown queen who is just ready to leave you speechless. Now get into this : Twinkies LaChapelle.


Look : https://i.imgur.com/sdmWvtK

*the audience gasps in awe*

*Twinkies is feeling this fantasy only to realise the crowd is gasping for the Twink Crew finally making it to the main stage*

Oh for fuck sake! Pit Crew! You’re ruining my moment... get the fuck out of my stage. I don’t want to see you again. Except... I will be waiting for you in my dressing room *winks*

Thank you everyone for being here. The night is long and full of terrors. But we must begin. While our top 4 get ready for their appearance I’d like to hear it from the eliminated queens : 

💣 What challenge you think you could have slayed if you made it longer into the competition?

💣 If you were to fight one of our top 4 to take her place in the finale. Who would you fight and with what weapon?

💣 How cool is my finale look?

💣 Are you #TeamAvra , #TeamDaisy , #TeamHolli or #TeamRed ?

And...

TIME TO VOTE FOR MISS C! EVERYONE PM ME 2 (TWO) NAMES. A FIRST PICK AND A SECOND PICK. PLEASE DO IT ASAP!