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Immunity Challenge #11: Cards Against Humanity | Blood vs Water

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612 days 22 hours ago
CoachWade
Immunity Challenge #11 | CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

For this challenge, I will post 10 Questions/Cards that you will need to either fill in the blanks or give an answer to.

The goal is to produce the funniest answer for each one.

I'll have 3 anonymous judges decide which one is the best answer for each card and the player to win the most cards will win individual immunity

CARDS

1). Brady and Kirsten should _____
2). It’s about damn time ____
3). I drink to forget ____
4). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by ____
5). What is Kirsten’s guilty pleasure?
6). What does Brady do when he gets the house to himself?
7). I got a big fat _____
8). Tengaged is _____
9). I don’t know about you but I’m feeling ____

Tie-Breaker When I opened the door I saw a ____ looking at ___.

*Individual scores will be revealed*

DEADLINE: Mon Aug 29th @10:30pm EST
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
1). Brady and Kirsten should _____

Answers:
1). Brady and Kirsten should actually come up with good comps.
2). Brady and Kirsten should hire more security guards around camp. Because the palm of my hand is about to stoke some of these faces
3). Brady and Kirsten should join couples counseling. Hosting a game together can fix broken love!
4). Brady and Kirsten should think of better challenges.
5). Brady and Kirsten should totally have a threesome with me.
6). Brady and Kirsten should get married.
7). Brady and Kirsten should let Honey host next season
8). Brady and Kirsten should fight inside a HELL IN A CELL for true ownership
9). Brady and Kirsten should elope on a pirate ship in Nassau then honeymoon to Santorini while befriending imposters from Javasu
10). Brady and Kirsten should take turns peeing on randomize until he brings back the duel
11). Brady and Kirsten should host a Zoey 101 themed RPG

AKSHAR GETS THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
Jameslu
omg SLAY
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
2). It’s about damn time ____

Answers:
1). It’s about damn time you sucked Donald Trump
2). It’s about damn time by Lizzo
3). It’s about damn time Brady quit hosting . We want to promote world peace, not utter anarchy
4). It’s about damn time that horseradish should get a name change, for their is neither horse nor radish there
5). It’s about damn time Jay actually does something?
6). It’s about damn time that Da’Vonne wins Big Brother
7). It’s about damn time for me to experience what it’s like to vote in the majority
8). It’s about damn time KKKyle gets his ass evicted.
9). It’s about damn time for me not to lose to bad juries.
10). It’s about damn time I cancelled my subscription to my anatomy professors only fans account, he hadn’t posted in months
11). It’s about damn time that we acknowledge that Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior is the best Disney channel movie and Brenda Songs was totally robbed

SCOTT SCORES THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
3). I drink to forget ____

1). I drink to forget Brady’s two incher.
2). I drink to forget this cast.
3). I drink to forget that I applied to this game
4). I drink to forget myself
5). I drink to forget my life
6). I drink to forget Chris’s hairy nipples in that profile pic
7). I drink to forget that Yawn was in All Stars
8). I drink to forget the fact that Honey was voted out
9). I drink to forget my cringe ass confessionals last night
10). I drink to forget the time that honeybunch was forced to put down her whip
11). I drink to forget Asia O Hara’s F4 LSFYL

AKSHAR GETS THE POINT
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
4). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by ____

1). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by SunnyD wishing you had took acid
2). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by bradyspaulding16
3). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by Flame Frag Mints. They are fresh, delicious, but impossible to find anywhere
4). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by Church of Honey Bunch!
5). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by Rais shadow legends
6). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by  the Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more and more difficult as it continues
7). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by stress relievers
8). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by someone wanting to watch both the youth and the elderly be mentally scarred
9). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by Virgins and Viagra
10). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by Xanax
11). Brady’s Survivor brought to you by center disease control

SEA SCORES THE POINT
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
5). What is Kirsten’s guilty pleasure?

1). Yes Kirsten is an asshole who says “I don’t need a a cart, only here for a few things.” Then the panic sets in that Kirsten cannot possibly carry all of this stuff. She sees a cart, a wee lonely, screaming “use me! Use me!” A rush of adrenaline kicks in. Kirsten doesn’t know what’s taken over. The carts by the bathroom are easiest… they always blame the employees. Got caught a few times as im tossing back random shit on the shelve, I don’t need light bulbs or a swifter. Sorry Barbs, I have issues.”

2). Watching cat videos like the old cat mom she is!

3). Reacting to everything and responding to NOTHING

4). Imagining she had a life

5). Eating real bacon instead of Canadian bacon

6). Hiding idols in places NOBODY will ever look at

7). Listening to ABBA my my here we go again

8). Listening to Monica accuse her of gaslighting over and over again

9). Watching a naked pirate and a bloody rock god having a threesome with a fish

10). Outshining Brady as the better host!

11). John Cockran’s only fans

JAMES SCORES THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
Jameslu
I love the Honey references lol
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
6). What does Brady do when he gets the house to himself?

1). Decide the next horrible twist to create
2). Lip Syncs to Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
3). Stays at home by himself.
4). He released his inner Jeff probst and cosplays from being survivor host to holding a plate of bacon while baker
5). Laughs at my misery.
6). Reenact the scene "What Dream Are Made Of" from The Lizzie McGuire Movie
7). Binge eat cheetahs while watching Desperate Housewives
8). Calls me, because let's face it, it's boring without me there.
9). Pretend he's a dragon slayer
10). Oh c'mon we all know
11). Coach Wade

CHRIS SCORES A POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
7) I got a

1. JUICY ROUND BIG TOE!
2. I got a big fat house to myself
3. I got a big fat juicy ass
4.  I got a big fat dong
5. I got a big fat empty wallet and a fridge full of alcohol.
6. I got a big fat bluint
7.  I got a big fat | ass. Come On!
8. I got a big fat mouth and I am not afraid to use it
9.  I got a big fat crush on gbpackxlvchamps
10. I got a big fat piece of chocolate cake in front of me, and no you can't have any motherfucker.
11. I got a big fat pussy that likes to play with the skinny black cock across the street. My cat is just overweight ok, she eats too much. Her name is Coco

PUGH SCORES THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
8) Tengaged is

1. Tengaged is a reality social network website where users can play games and interact with other users in a unique environment. Unlike other online games or social networking websites, Tengaged is entirely based on "reality games". A reality game is an interactive game involving multiple participants who engage in a real-time game which evolves according to participant action and player involvement.
2. Tengaged is like Evel Dick, except without the Dick.
3. Tengaged is the melting pot of hate crimes, pedos, and lionsden121
4. Tengaged is a place where karen’s complain about their lives 
5. Tengaged is the first sign of mental illness
6. Tengaged is sad
7. Tengaged is hell, but gayer.
8. Tengaged is a godless cesspool
9. Tengaged is full of losers in lala land (myself included)
10. Tengaged is equivalent to a run down cat shelter that’s been taken over by angry gerbils. The cars are waiting patiently for the gerbils to die but they never die. We all think why and how we’re still here yet we don’t say a word. We  just keep playing frookies, spamming for virtual weaves, and screaming MY (insert lame adjective) ERA, all in utter silence. Shame rodents, shame. -
11. homophobic.

SEA SCORES THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
Jameslu
11. I got a big fat pussy that likes to play with the skinny black cock across the street. My cat is just overweight ok, she eats too much. Her name is Coco

Um I need to talk to this person because WOW
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
9) I don’t know about you but I’m feeling

1. GASSY! lets out a fart
2.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like a washed up stripper, desperate for work, who’s taken to local zoo to dance for platypus’ and meerkats.
3.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling betrayed. backstabbed. blindside butterbeans.
4. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like fucking my therapist
5.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like turning the radio station to Beyonce's new album.
6.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like I am going to puke cus I am running out of time
7.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling FR E SH A VOCA DO
8. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling super thanks for asking but I’m not gay
9.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like Chris and Julio need to fuck already
10. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling like a thorn in the rose of life.
11.  I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 22
Everything will be alright
If you keep me next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep dancing like we're
22, ooh-ooh
22, ooh-ooh

It seems like one of those nights
This place is too crowded
Too many cool kids, uh uh, uh uh (who's Taylor Swift anyway, ew?)
It seems like one of those nights
We ditch the whole scene and end up dreaming
Instead of sleeping

Yeah
We're happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way
It's miserable and magical
Oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about the heartbreaks
It's time

Uh oh! (hey!)
I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright
If you keep me next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright (alright)
If we just keep dancing like we're
22, ooh-ooh (oh, oh, oh)
22, ooh-ooh
I don't know about you
22, ooh-ooh
22, ooh-ooh

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad news
I gotta have you
I gotta have you

Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ye-e-e-e-eah, hey
I don't know about you (I don't know about you)
But I'm feeling 22
Everything will be alright
If you keep me next to you
You don't know about me (you don't know about me)
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep dancing like we're
22, ooh-ooh (oh – whoa)
22, ooh-ooh (dancing like)
22, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah
22, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the whole scene
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad news
I gotta have you
I gotta have you

RYAN SCORES THE POINT!
612 days 18 hours ago
CoachWade
After 9 questions, AKSHAR & SEA were tied with 2 points each so we went to their tiebreaker answers to determine a winner!
612 days 18 hours ago
Jameslu
Please who put the lyrics to “22” by Taylor Swift I’m crying 😭😭😭
612 days 18 hours ago
Jameslu
sweats i don’t even remember my tiebreaker answer sobs

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