Oh lord a comedy challenge..

TIFFANY "NEW YORK" POLLARD

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mcgmbk&s=8

Question 1: Well we all know i'm the HBIC up in here so of course she's the bottom.
Question 2: a big ass can of whoop ass because she's a punk ass bitch
Question 3: that she likes the taste of my fist upside her head

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What position are they in the bedroom?: Ms. Griffin clearly loves the Ginger snap, which she loves going into that full split to have that banana with some vanilla ice cream ;)
What's their favorite succulent food?: Her favorite food is tapioca pudding because it looks like her skin tone, and she also loves to gum a good food.
What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?: Kathy is clearly insecure of that landing unit of a nose! I’m almost positive she was contacted by JFK airport for landing rights.

*in walks Melissa McCarthy*
Q: In the bedroom, in what position can you find your partner in?

Melissa: *laughs* Knees bent while I rub bacon grease all over his little guy!

Q: What is your spouse's favorite SUCCULENT food?

Melissa: Favorite succulent food, eh? I would personally say me holding a bucket of fried chicken, but since this question isn't about me, I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to go with... Leftover taco bell from underneath the couch. That little shit is going to blow his asshole right off if he keeps it on with these extra bean nacho bell Ariana Grandes.

Q: Okay... What is your spouse most insecure about themselves?

Melissa: Aside from the fact that my husband is severely overweight to the point of being clinically obese and he looks like a silverback with down's syndrome, I would have to say that he is most insecure about his penis. He is one of the first victims of this new micropenis disease. Everytime we try to have sex, I remember that neither him nor I can see his dick, so I laugh at him until I orgasm. That's normally how our love-life is behind the scenes unless we get the pill. If you thought I was talking about Viagra, you were wrong. The only scientifically possible way for that man to turn me on is if we both take unsafe doses of LSD that eventually makes us pass out. *snorts* Don't tell him I said that! I'd hate to make the big guy *coughs* little guy feel so bad. *burts into tears of laughter*
(Now to be a real accurate Melissa McCarthy)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Shit shit shit shit. Damn pussy cock slut motherfucker whore prostitue dildo licking skank. Fuck.

Tonight I'm serving some thick girl realness. Like Melissa McCarthy, I may not be skinny on this runway tonight, but I will always be fierce. I just hope that I don't get thrown off balance by this fat suit...

*struts out onto the runway*
http://imgur.com/zAkuNaS
I'm serving some Ginger Minj after a night drinking realness.
*turns to camera*
*smiles and waves*
*struts back*
*pulls out mutton chop and rips a hunk of meat off the bone*
*leaves stage*

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HEY Y'ALLLL ITS MILEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSZZZSSSSSS!!!1111

What position are they in the bedroom?:
Wellllllll when me 'n Lily went to college together I started noticin' she spooned a framed picture of Oliver while she slept.  And I'm over here like, ugly buzzed llama haircut in attempt to rid of Disney image SAY WHAT?  But she eventually stopped and started spooning the real Oliver.  I guess it was just a phase.

What's their favorite succulent food?:
Lily LOVES shrimp.  One time we were backstage at one of my concerts and Lily ate an entire platter of them suckers.  Minutes later she started vomitin' everywhere and that's when she told me she was pregnant with Oliver's baby.  And I'm over here like, white girl no ass twerking music video swinging on a wrecking ball SAY WHAT?  I don't remember seein' that episode, I guess it was a deleted scene.

What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?:
I think Lily's insecure about her titties. One time she asked me if they looked small, and I couldn't really tell so she took her top off.  I observed them, played around with them a little bit (no homo) and I just told her size don't matter.  I tried to comfort her, but she started cryin' loudly and her mom came in and saw me rubbin' her topless back. Awkward.  After that she just started wearin' Z cup bras (Z cups are one size smaller than A cups, you can only get them off the internet!).

oh im michelle kwan

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Hey y'all! It's me, Pumkin, from Season 1 of Flavor of Love! *spits at the camera*

I know me and New York had our differences on the show, but we're together now! We don't need anything but each other. :) KIDDING! BITCH! HAHA!

New York might think she's on top but she sure fuckin bottomed out when we fought! What bitch gets spit in their mouth and takes it?

New York's favourite food is eating my succulent ass, bitch! She's so ugly! She always wanted a taste of this but she was always too shy to ask! *the crowd boos* SHUT UP! At least I'm classy. :)

New York is insecure about how UGLY she is!!! She's SO ugly!!! Haha, what an ugly bitch!! She wanted to fight me but she never could. The security stopped her because I'm white and they didn't want any law suits from the Ku Klux Klan! *the crowd boos* YOU ALL HATE ME BECAUSE I'M CLASSY!

What position are they in the bedroom?:
well we haven't had sex in a while because shes been twerking so goddamn much that she got bad hips like a 95 year old so no sex for us. I told her to stop. I TOLD HER!!!

What's their favorite succulent food?:
i said moco loco hot coco but last time you drank it was right before the VMAS  and we all know how that went.

What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?:
Her ass. She says i got no tits well she got no ass. She goes around twerking like a black chick. its terrible that twerking ruined my life. you used to be so innocent then you started to twerk and I HATE IT !!!!! I HAAAATTTTTEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off stage crying*

A lola look
http://imgur.com/wScbNoD

Hey newlywed game how the fuck are ya?
its i Kathy Griffen
http://imgur.com/ByWRZ7T

What position are they in the bedroom?: Cherry-flip when she flipped my cherry for the first time, its was so mind blowing.
What's their favorite succulent food?: her silver and bronze metals from the Olympics, because she has never gotton 1st
What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?: Her knee...... Isent she the one who got waked in the knee? http://media.giphy.com/media/3GhNj6yQzOCs0/giphy.gif

Ok hi I am Daria

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Sorry would've worked more on my lewk but I'm away all weekend and we all know how well you deal with extensions lolol

What position are they in the bedroom?: I'm not worried as much about their position in the bedroom as I am to whether or not she's actually is getting enough sleep at night. Or even going to bed at all.
What's their favorite succulent food?: She probably just has Popeyes delivered to her every day. There is always $10 just magically under the welcome mat by her door every day for the delivery boy. And yes, for her only, Popeyes delivers.
What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?: There's probably a vareity of insecurities she carries with her. But ultimately I think it's her fear to leave her virtual monsters behind to go outside every once in awhile. I hate it too, believe me, but we've all gotta do it at some point.

Portraying Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect (the actress Rebel Wilson)

Look: : http://i.imgur.com/eAKmCnL.png

( Inspiration: http://fanpop.com/clubs/pitch-perfect/images/32534840/title/fat-amy-fanart )

"It's time for mi debut!"

What position are they in the bedroom?:

honestlayy Regina hides unda' the bed. Lezbi-honest a big gorl lik Amy needs a full cushion. She knows nt to cum out, unles' she's redi to rub mi toes! She evn got trappd unda the bed once, I heard er' scream, but I thot it was mi belli x


What's their favorite succulent food?:

I'm de onli 1 who eats in this relationshipe; do ya' see mi belli?
If ya' evr see tht bitch in mi fridg', call yer' m8, cos I'mm gnner finish her lik a cheesecake! oi!

What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?:

Regina is insecure of othas. She thinks she cn bulli ppl inta what she wnts to do, UNTIL she met mi. I wear de EVERYTHIN' in this relationshipe, I wear de  pants, skirt ,belt, shoes, glasses, strap-on,(winks) I run mi m8.

Portraying Regina George (the actress Rachel McAdams)

Look: http://i.imgur.com/D7qIe4Z.png?1

Inspired by: http://prntscr.com/70vgbu

What position are they in the bedroom?:

I mean hello, do you know who I am? I am Regina George, I run this shit. I'm always the top bitch wherever I go, so everyone else is below me. Oops sorry not sorry, that's the truth. Rebel's positions is beneath me, literally. She's a pig, and sleeps in her own pool of mud in a completely separate room. We don't sleep together due to her disgusting nature and her ability to start oinking at night and sleep-eating. You haven't seen binge eating until you've seen her scarf down a turkey while asleep. 

What's their favorite succulent food?:

Um everything? Have you seen this fat bitch's belly? She eats everything in site and then complains when you take one thing from her fridge. That's right, she has her own damn fridge. I'm on a no-carb diet myself and I wanna hurl everytime I see Rebel stuff her face with a bucket of chicken wings and a side of fried butter. Sickening.

What do you think they would say they are most insecure about?:

I think Fat Amy over here is obviously insecure about everything, I mean come on look at me. How can you not feel insecure about yourself after seeing me? I'm HOT and Rebel has it all in her name, FAT Amy. Her entry in the burn book is.... missing, the fat bitch ate the page.