“And now, the moment you middle-aged, horny, suburban dads have been waiting for while you’re sons got pummeled on the field.. It’s the WhoresVillle Wildcat Cheerleaders with their classic (primary) BLUE and (secondary) GOLD cheer uniforms!”
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[The thick and juicy girl steps forward, mic in hand]
“Head cheerleader is gonna be me, Slim Thik E Lee!”
Mantissa, Willow, and Oderna gather around her and get ready to stunt.
“1.. 2!” Slim Thik gracefully goes up into an ‘Arabesque Stunt’ and then twists her body to perform the ‘Full Down’.
http://imgur.com/a/nq5Fi “That was 2017 Cheer Captain, Slim Thik! Slim Thik is on the bottom row in the cheer pyramid and has slept with every tumbling coach in a 30 mile radius, takes fake paid programming diet pills, and skips lunch every other day! As Cheer captain she received a bunch of misfits on her team but she turned these duds into cheer STUDS.”
“First of all, we have the sweet and innocent A+ student Willow Blue! Her taylor swift looks and deep, blue eyes have caught the attention of many a fellow. You can find her in the middle row of the cheer pyramid!”
http://imgur.com/a/ILcEX “Also in the middle row of the cheer pyramid…Serving edgy girl whose never done cheer before but somehow is flexible and capable of doing backflips and is needed in order to make this basic cheerleading movie ~interesting~ and relatable ‘gotta throw an emo in there’ REALNESS. It’s SUSU YOAZ!”
http://imgur.com/a/vemgT “Now, this cheer pyramid milkshake won’t be served with a cherry on top, because it’s served with a Maraschino Cherry on the bottom row next to Slim Thik!”
http://imgur.com/a/DEYnS “Another bottom(slut123) row girl, it’s MANTISSA EXPONENT”
http://imgur.com/a/hB4Z2 “Look at her, on the TOP of the cheer pyramid, it’s ODERNA WEEBIE. All the nerds down in the newspaper room estimate Oderna has a 30% lead in the polls for the title of PROM QUEEN. Her competition, varsity cheer-reject, junior-varsity cheerleader Pamela stands no chance against this adored cheerleader.”
http://imgur.com/a/epn4N