By two reads, I mean a read for two separate people.

Also include yourself in the listing, as you are still in the competition as well.

Let’s get things started with Brandon. I appreciate how seriously you take this job as a judge, but this isn’t an English class! There isn’t a 300 word minimum on all your critiques sweetie! Also you’re gay xD :3

And now for the HBIC herself, Ken. I’m gonna give you a breakdown of every week in this competition, because it will be a read in itself:
*Show comes on at 2:00am on OWN*
*Queens do challenge*
*Judges are literally all over the place*
*PAINT.NET plugs*
Ken: Condragulations [insert queen who all the judges hated], you’re the winner of this challenge
Ken: Neferti, you’re safe.
Ken: [insert MOTR queen], now sashay away
*Show ends at 2:15am*

Elle Emayho's submission:
Yaxha, your asshole is like a 6-year-old's tooth... Loose and throbbing after somebody pulls it out. Do you keep your car keys in there, binch?

But let's be honest here, the only person more desperate on this panel than Yaxha, is none other than konohavillage1. And I know what y'all are thinking, "BUT KENNETH HAS A BOYFRIEND, HE'S NOT A WHORE." Well before that, Kenneth use to advertise himself on the blogs page of Tengaged. And I'm not just a mean-spirited bitch blabbering nonsense, I've got the receipt of the picture he used. http://i.imgur.com/j8hEfIr.jpg

Kono can hit this

wild
also that pic is sooo old i (hopefully) look different now

Giraffez. Last week you called me out on my cheese facts but then again you would know about ageing milk. Because your jokes and personality are getting real old.

Konoh. Your performence in Tayvies Snatch Game finally solved a 20 year old mystery. We now know who murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

Alexis squared. You may be mean at times. You may not have all that much positive things going for you. You may even be the worst judge on the panel.......
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkzmpYEyf1qh2o7zo1_500.gif

Giraffez Doris Buckel, it actually is fitting that you are judge, because if you were a contestant, your drag would look like this: http://33.media.tumblr.com/592fb33d963b0ea1b1f37b01a03fafaa/tumblr_n10sahq1oz1qlqj2lo1_400.gif

Tragic.

I'm not late? :D

gurl no you have an hour and ten minutes... also..

Giraffez, some might say it's unfair to read you because you don't even know how to spell. That's called a period, dear. Use one.

Slice, oh she's beards-y huh? I hear the last time you had a beard was in high school. You know, I hear AHezze's not too happy about you stealing his catchphrase. You might want to run or AHezze will slice you, bitch.

Giraffez, the zoo called... And they weren't looking for my week 2 runway, honey. #EscapedGiraffe

Kono. Thanks for sending Sora home for me. I'll make sure to click your donation link 30 times, cause we all know from that prize that you take any cheap work you can get. ;P

Miss Yaxha I'm starting to seriously ponder if your skin is actually #FFFFFFF

Miss Giraffez you can cook for me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what I shit out will still look better than your drag.

But most importantly of all what does Yax's upper lip and Giraffez taste have in common?

Neither of them exist.

**LEAKED FOOTAGE OF ALEXITH PAYING HA BILLS** http://i.imgur.com/rQlS1BO.gif

And also, I'm just gonna say SilverShadow because otherwise he's gonna be forgotten. Sometimes I forget he's there, too. His comments are so DRY.

YES FINALLY THANK YOU NO ONE READ ME FOR MY SIZE

ur all ugly don't do it