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Episode 8: Bush Reading to Children

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2378 days 11 hours ago
mahogany
BLINDSIDE! IT'S ANOTHER COMEDY CHALLENGE!

PART 1) For this RUNWAY, I'm gonna ask you ladies to give me your best KINDERGARTEN KWEEN drag. Imagine you were like 5 in 2001 (like I was yikes), President Bush has arrived to read The Pet Goat to your class when he receives information that the first tower has been hit.

PART 2) For the READING part of the challenge, you're gonna have to LAY DOWN some burns on your fellow queens. Now I know there's a lot of yous, so you are not required to burn EVERYONE. Again, less could be more. Play your cards right and make an old disintegrating tower laugh.

You will have 48 hours to complete the challenge, the bottom 2 (or more) will have to lipsync to the following song:

2378 days 11 hours ago
rollingderp
WIG @ THIS LIPSYNC SONG!!!!!!!!
2378 days 10 hours ago
HighNoon
The Falling Woman, I imaging being a lil mizz immigrant is tough and all, but I hope you get arrested for accidentally raping an under aged Japanese boy :(

Tina you would think that graduating 8th grade would be a bigger priority than be 9/11's fav r tard.

DELI, I can tell what's sadder that you have a harem of annoying faggots or the fact that me calling you fat is the bigger egregious thing to say about you.

Tara, congrats on your brand new oopsy!

Ween, when the Tengaged state finally puts you to death for your crimes, I know that your last meal will be dinosaur nugs and mac and cheese.

I'm a snag James's joke for u Skarlet, *in an Irish accent* She's awful!

ha cha! I'll take that!
2378 days 7 hours ago
dawnpeacly
Tara Toma, the real skeleton here is you because its hard to see what gender you identify as.

Deli, the trail of tears? More like the trail of one annoying ass faggot named Jean.

Mimi, SAFE SAFE        SAFE BTM4 BTM3 SAFE SAFE. The real joke here is that Mimi still thinks she's competition.

Tina, is a great example of how to make your fathers heart really hurt, wear duct tape skirts and post it on the Internet.

Troyzan, Im not gonna fuck with this bitch, she scares the living shit out of me.
2378 days 6 hours ago
dawnpeacly
Skarlet Skeleton: Kindergarten https://imgur.com/a/KWMap
2378 days 4 hours ago
Mitchkid64
Deli- You remind me of the summer..NO CLASS
You are always criticing us on our mistakes, but if you really want to know about mistakes then all you have to do is talk to your mom

Skarlet- if you truly believe you can suck Delis dick till the end of the competition then you are sadly mistaken

Troyzan- I’m still confused as to how you have not been arrested yet? You carry around more then 10 pounds of crack everyday but the only thing getting high is your weight

South Tower- Your chances of winning this game are about as likely of a chance that Tara Toma can possible get a life once tengaged shuts down. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN BITCH
2377 days 13 hours ago
HighNoon
2377 days 10 hours ago
Queenisha
Falling woman, I cant wait for you to hit the pavement and die already

Dr Sen Rev Fiona, follow in daphne's footsteps and DIE already.

Miss coffee, I don't need to set this joke up because i literally just want you to DIE ALREADY.

Mimi coctopus, people cutting and pasting squares of cats over a picture is more well-received than your shitty drag, how much does that fucking suck?

South tower, next time you do a death drop, why don't you reverse that and instead detonate pre-positioned military bombs in your frame causing one of the greatest faked tragedies in American history

https://imgur.com/a/hcIJQ
2376 days 22 hours ago
Zuelke
Deli Hagress, feel free to read me when your college dormitory walls aren't bathroom tiles in a dirty shade of toothpaste.  In the mean time, go back to your home country.

Tara Toma, your poo brown gala in that last challenge of TDRXX was gagworthy!  I especially love how the earthy tones were accentuated by your fucked up teeth.  Excellent work.

Skarlet Skeleton, if I had to choose one thing I appreciate about you, it'd be the fact that you inspired me to find out how to mute a Skype chat.  Thank you for making me a better human being.

Falling Woman, your name rings close to home as I distinctly remember that when we finished your interview for Name That Baby, that's the moment I "fell" out of interest with the entire concept and cancelled it. Rip in peace Name That Baby August 2017 - August 2017

Miss Coffee, I have to say in all seriousness, your Webkinz drag is very innovative.  Just don't be surprised when Tina Vreeland returns to 9/11's drag race next season with 20 new Webkinz to flaunt on the runway.  You've been warned.

And while we're on the subject of Tina Vreeland, *turns to standing mirror* Mimi Coctopus, it's sad when a prepubescent nine-year-old can take your entire aesthetic and do better than you.  Though your career may have tanked harder than Malaysian Airline Flight 370, at least you can proudly say you're the Madonna of kiddie porn drag.
2376 days 22 hours ago
Zuelke
2376 days 17 hours ago
rollingderp
Deli Hagress - WHO MEK YA SKWERT? not deli

The Falling Woman - keep falling, boo. fall out to jana's jynx impersonation. JYNX JYNX JYNX!

Dr. Sen. Rev. Fiona - THE GOSPEL CALLS!!!! AND ITS ASKING ME WHY YOURE STILL HERE!!!!!

Mimi Coctopus - i really have nothing to you to say but HI FIRST BOOT! HOWS IT FEEL NOT MAKING JURY!!!

Skarlet Skeleton - actually really angry at you for quitting tayvies. but hey less competition, amirite? you also seem to switch moods like troyzan switches diet pills. THAT WHY HES SO FAT?

Miss Coffee -  it's really sad how you're being bullied in this competition. it's only a matter of time before the soul of Dylan Klebold infiltrates you and shoots us all up! pew pew!

South Tower - LEAKED FOOTAGE OF SOUTH TOWER HERE: https://twitter.com/lustforbrujeria/status/923571960100950016
2376 days 16 hours ago
rollingderp
https://imgur.com/3MWwH84
kindergarten KWEEN
2376 days 13 hours ago
Halloween
Miss Coffee - With some of your looks, you will and should have got euthanized baby girl.

Tara Toma - do you use the same editing software with all of ur looks it looks pretty bland get some new taste please

Deli Hagress - die

Skarlet Skeleton - idgi
2376 days 13 hours ago
ashszoke
https://imgur.com/gallery/UPWiO

I swear how are miss coffee and mimi octopus still in this, they seem to be doing a lipsync every week, girls learn a lesson from me and get off your asses and design something

now lets go to deli, you act all high and mighty but honey you’re gonna need a bigger plane to make me collapse, if you were in the bottom during the very first round, you’re no competition to me

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