Alrighty ya'll. Time to spill my final tea.
Coming into this game, I felt like I was in a VERY good position housewise. I had Morgan as a f2 all the way, I had Adelaide and Praskovya, Yandere, Aria, and Cam all talking to me in PMs. I had a FANTASTIC group of allies.
The first few days, all went well. Morgan became the power for the week right off the bat, there wasn't much drama, and all was well. People went up, and people went out. Then week 2, Rylan turns out to be a multi (OMG WHO WAS SHOOKETH? Not us... the house guessed he was. I mean he was such a damn puppy to Yandere it was just PATHETIC) Thus, the rift between me and Yandere began
===== David / Rylan / Kaitlyn =====
Next thing I knew, week 3 was on us, and one of my allies (Aria) was ejected for being inactive in the game. Yandere went up on the block for the second time (I believe I helped with that can't remember?) and all was well for me anyway
===== Aria / Mark =====
Yandere saw that I was a threat, and so spread a rumor about me and Morgan in order to bring Emmett, Cam, and Slothy to his side and turn on us. They had no idea it would be face-to-face nominations. It... Was... Chaos... Cam's betrayal was legitimately the roughest one for me and I let him have it. After getting me and Morgan nominated, Yandere proceeded to argue and fight with us, not knowing that we who he was attacking had all received powers to help us blow his fucking ass out of the water. I swore they would go. And I think I delivered.
===== Morgan =====
The next week, we struck. Cory said he would vote with us literally hours before Pooh ejected him (RIP) Pooh you are an ass.
Adele became immune. I nominated Emmett. And Praskovya eliminated our opponents nominations. A 5 person alliance was brought to it's knees by 3 people who were given a second chance by the VL (Thank you for that. We didn't forget)
Watching the people who betrayed us backtrack the way they did was AMAZING and I love going back and looking over the week and smirking at how pissed Honey and Yandere were XD
===== Cory / Emmett =====
Hell week was next, and this time we proved the VL right, and TOOK The power we rightfully deserved. Watching Yandere and Honey fall first and then their allies follow them one after another was FANTASTIC. Cam came over and begged to be let in to our alliance, thus securing our victory over the "former" majority.
I talked with Cam and realized that out of everyone left, I had the best social status with the house. I was okay-ish with Slothy. Adele was my F2. Hello was a close sheep. And now Cam was desperate for an alliance. Hell to the yes.
Then Adele saved Honey over Cam. That... Was... Not... Cool... Even Honey can probably agree that it was just STUPID game wise. I used that fact (whether it was a game move or not) and turned Hello on Adele once and for all. Suddenly, I held all the chips.
Working together one last time, we nominated Cam/Yandere. But that was the end of any sort of alliance I had with Adele.
===== Yandere =====
The next week, I had Cam and Hello doing whatever the hell I wanted. And it... Was... Glorious... I made sure how Slothy would nominate (it wasn't with us but I didn't care cause he was nominating Adele anyway) and we nominated my only true competition together. And I LAUGHED so damn hard XD Watching Adele FUME and come for me in PMs was just GLORIOUS and I would HAPPILY do it again.
===== Honey =====
Final nominations came around, and I knew I had them. Cam and Hello would do whatever I wanted. TBH I could've gone with Slothy and nominated Hello alongside Adele, but despite her claim to fame with the "no nominations" bit, she had 0 value in the outcome of this game besides being a number, so there was no risk in nominating Slothy in the end. He was a bigger threat, and also I had to keep to my promise.
Now look at the last evictions, from Morgan/Cory down. Emmett. Yandere. Honey. Slothy. Four of the Five who helped nominate me. All gone. All down for the count.
I didn't do this alone. Only a complete MORON would claim that, but without me this would've never happened. This F4 would not be what it is right now. I used Cam and Hello, and am not ashamed of it. I betrayed my alliance with Adele and took away her chance to get here unnominated, and I regret nothing.
Whether I win or not, I EARNED MY FUCKING PLACE in this finale, and NOBODY can tell me any differently. GL to the F4 but I outplayed every single one of you. And that's just the Tea. Thank you to the VL, without you I wouldn't have made it past 9th. Thank you all so much.