What is it with all these awful names. Shannon is the name of a murderer. Anyway, Short Shannon was so short she had to I don't really care, Shannon sounds like a fat ginger dwarf like that fat bitch Nicola Sturgeon. She must deserve the death penalty.

~~~|RUNWAY|~~~

This week the queens did their best celebrity impersonations in Snatch Game and today in the runway they have to bring out their inner Lindsay Lohan and serve their best trashy reality starlet look

Gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win!

I am serving Kris Jenner in her midlife crisis, I'm reality fish for the gods!

http://imgur.com/AumlEIb

Confessional: I am doing reality star bad girl, you can't survive me!

http://www.dolldivine.com/users/d/dr/321835/2015-03-19_17-17-49--173_245_54_224--Member-Submitted.jpg

I'm serving you first day a rehab chic. I got my gold on and I ain't got time for any of you, TRUST!

http://imgur.com/yXwFTUe

Conf:I'm serving afternoon  walking down the street celebrity  REALNESS! HUNTY I AN SERVING THE JUDGES! They BETTA eat it! As latrice would say!

http://imgur.com/NmnuvQJ

http://prntscr.com/7jcu37

Serving you former film star who got involved with the Real Housewives of Atlanta and is now a ghetto bitch fighting with NeNe Leakes.

I'm serving star diva girl realness. I feel sexy I feel hot and I feel like I own this runway.
http://imgur.com/eOanbZz

After her meltdown and failure to impress in the judges in the snatch game, busted queen Joobi falls into trashhood. But this queen isnt about to take 8th place without some last minutes gAGGING. Joobi is catching the attention of fans with her disgustingly misshapen skirt that lets the world know the star she is! Her face is painted for the GODS, nobody will be missing this shining star tonight!

http://i.imgur.com/NmnWSsw.png

http://imgur.com/dFDvL6B

PAPARAZZI NEWS: Tamar Braxon, after failed plastic surgery from her abused life with Vince Herbert flashes down Paris, France with her " gangsta look " but it seems like she's hiding from us from humiliation!

Can we do untucked already?