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We have a SPECIAL arrangement of celebrities here with you today!

Cher: http://i.imgur.com/9mgZHuq.png (Anna Graham)
Kendra Wilkinson: http://i.imgur.com/HVQSiTg.png (Arcane Mega)
Whitney Houston:  http://i.imgur.com/Bc22thu.png (Banana Jonez)
Paula Deen:  http://i.imgur.com/1kIXiIZ.png?1 (Davina)
Janice Dickinson:  http://i.imgur.com/3Mf5jcG.png (Deluxe Edition)
Ariana Grande: http://i.imgur.com/bzZCRQC.png (Hello Venus)
Gia Gunn: http://i.imgur.com/ZnjIEBa.png (Iris)
Jillian Michaels: http://i.imgur.com/b2dMmN7.png (Tetanus)
Rachel Dolezal:   http://i.imgur.com/ApGwsx2.png (Rapture)
Naomi Campbell:  http://i.imgur.com/im6XMYe.png (Waa Sabi)
Shirley Phelps-Roper: http://i.imgur.com/T6687Xu.png (Wynona Davis-Morton)

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1. Petty Patty is SO petty, when bill collectors calls, she _______.

Cher: http://i.imgur.com/MvZClLM.png

Kendra Wilkinson: she sends them to voice mail. AHAHAHAHA! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fflpF31xFI

Whitney Houston: Now Roy, why are we talking about Patty’s financial situation? I don’t know her. You don’t know her. I don’t see how her finances are our concerns. I don’t think we need to be talkin about whether bill collectors are calling her or not? She knows what she makes, she knows what she buys. I’m not gonna speculate on my baby Patty’s situation unless I see some receipts. Show me receipts that show that she is in such a financial conundrum that bill collectors be calling her and we need to be here talking about it. And once you give me those receipts, I’ll give them to her so she can have a nice tax refund. Until that happens, we’re not gonna talk about her and her problems anymore, ok RoyPaul? :)

Paula Deen: Well Roypaul, whenever my bill collectors call it's usually to give me my bill for all the butter and oil that I order. You know Roypaul, talkin bout all this buttter and oil is givin me the shakes, I could go for a fried chicken wang smothered in some hot sauce and butter right now

Janice Dickinson: •  *swigs wine*  -Bill Collectors? Now I-I-I-I'm not RACIST, but if that scary black man shows up at my house and I am calling the COPS! I told you he did it, Cosby didet!

RoyPaul: But, Janice, What about Pat-...?

• SCREWER!!!  *swigs more wine*  Shouldn't of been UGLY!

Ariana Grande: Oh my god
gosh*
I performed with Patti LaBelle once and she was really petty… reaching higher octaves than me thinking it would make her sound better and all.. stupid bitch.

Gia Gunn: I don't know what petty means... So I just said she'd say something petty?

Jillian Michaels: GIVES THEM A PIECE OF HER MIND!!!!!!! THOSE BANK PHONE PEOPLE ARE USUALLY LAZY FATASSES WHO SIT AROUND ALL DAY ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY COULD RUN THEIR LEGS AS MUCH AS THEY RUN THEIR MOUTHS THEY'D BE FIT LESBIANS JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!

Rachel Dolezal: Petty Patty is SO petty, when bill collectors calls, she denies  her identity.

Naomi Campbell: *Naomi was not present for this question as she stormed out of the room in rage a few moments ago*

Shirley Phelps-Roper: STARTS UP A FAKE CHURCH TO GET OUT OF PAYING BILLS!!! SOUND FAMILIAR? HAHAHAHA

2. Scary Gary is SO scary, when he opens his mouth, he ________.

Cher: http://i.imgur.com/paOubQ5.png

Kendra Wilkinson:  before you finish. I just wanna say that while I was living with Heff, I had my share of scares when opening my own mouth. AHAHAHAHA!

Whitney Houston: Why Roy, he’s so scary, that…that…he talks about me RoyPaul. It’s scary how everyone is always talking about me. It’s people like Gary who are always keeping me in the headlines. It’s just so scary that people who I don’t know are so invested in following me around and getting information about me. Nothing is scarier to me than people like him talking about me. I’m scared RoyPaul :(

Paula Deen: Well when I open my mouth it's usually to stuff it with a plate of some mashed potatoes, collard greens, butter, and steak, so I'm gonna say that Scary Gary DOESN'T eat because there ain't nothin scarier than skippin a meal

Janice Dickinson: •  *fills glass again with more boxed wine*  ...He needs to B-b--BRUSH those TEEEEEEETH. Porcelain, getem some! Worth every fucking penny here, get your tummy-wummy tucked too! Botox never hurt me either!

RoyPaul:  *turns to the camera and nervously beams*

Ariana Grande: actually comes close to ruining my career! Gives me chills just thinking about it.

Gia Gunn:  Well, I don't like messy queens. I don't like butch queens and I don't like SCARY queens.
So I have no fucking idea. For all I know a giant dildo pops out.

Jillian Michaels: MAKES SURE TO PUT IN A BALANCED DIET OF A SINGLE EGG EVERY DAY!!!!!!!! HIGH CHOLESTEROL IS EXTREMELY SCARY!!!!!!! IF SCARY GARY DOESN'T START DOING SOME CRUNCHES HIS HEART IS GONNA SHRIVEL UP INTO A TINY LITTLE OVERUSED WALNUT!!!!! THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR EARNING HIS CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH CARD AT MCDONALDS!!!!

Rachel Dolezal: I think he interviewed me the other day. I.. don't want to talk about it. I ...

Naomi Campbell: I just wrote “No" for this question because it's INSULTING to assume that I associate with someone like Scary Gary. I have worked in this industry for 30 years now, and I would never let someone like "Scary Gary" even be near me. It's disgusting, it's inappropriate, and you should be ashamed to have even asked this question.

Shirley Phelps-Roper: SUCKS DICK. GOD HATES _____ AND CLEARLY GARY IS ONLY SCARY IF HE IS A _______. HE IS GOING TO HELL

3. Happy Pappy is SO happy, when he greets people, he ________.

Cher:  http://i.imgur.com/M94YJWa.png

Kendra Wilkinson: Pappy? Is that daddy? Because mine left at a young age and....FUCK THAT BASTARD!!!!!!! HE'S A BASTARD!!!!!!!!! FUCK HIM HE'S GOING TO FUCKING HELL!!! I'm so sorry Roy.

Whitney Houston: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. Happy Pappy Haaaaa. He gets so happy that he starts singing. And you know what Roy, he so happy, that he starts singing like ME HAHAHAHAAAAA! AND MY 3.3 OCTAVE GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING VOICE HAAAAAAAA. He sounds a little something like this Roy.
RoyPaul: Whitney you don’t ha…
Me: Hello! How are YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU? haaHA

Paula Deen: I'm not happy so I don't greet many people Rupple. I've gone through some tough things this year starting with getting what my mother calls the sugars, and I just wanna set the record straight Rupple, I did NOT call that nice black lady the N word in my kitchen, I ain't a racist. The only bad N word I've ever used in my life is Nutrition. I definitely don't have nothin against thems black folk, especially not against the ones who do drag glares at Roypaul

Janice Dickinson: •  *gulps wine*  Happy, HUH!? Happiness dies with your first botox injection. SCREWEM!!!

Ariana Grande: *licks donuts*

Gia Gunn: I said he smiles. That's what happy people do right?

Jillian Michaels: TELLS PEOPLE ALL ABOUT HIS RECENT WEIGHT LOSS!!!!!!!!!! HE FOLLOWED THE JILLIAN MICHAELS PROGRAM!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST HAVE TO STARE GUILTILY AT A CHOCOLATE BAR AND SWEAT AND CRY YOUR WEIGHT OFF ON A TREADMILL UNTIL YOU THROW UP!!!!! WORKS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!! FATTIES REALLY GET GUILTY LOOKING AT HERSHEYS!!!!!

Rachel Dolezal: Happiness is a social construct and is fluid.

Naomi Campbell: *deep sigh* Paprika was one of my BEST assistants I had. He always answered my calls with the upmost respect and he never let me down… until I had caught him trying to work with another model who I will not name. In the end, I got the last laugh and Paprika and her both have a nice iPhone sized dent in their enormous foreheads.

Shirley Phelps-Roper: SCREAMS AT THEM ON THE STREET THROUGH A MEGAPHONE. THATS THE WAY THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE GREETED, WITH THE WORD OF OUR GOD AND THE GOSPEL OF HIS HATRED

4. Violent Violet is SO violent, when she smudges her contour, she ________.

Cher: http://i.imgur.com/0TylSeG.png

Kendra Wilkinson: Kendra: Hold up Roy. I have a question for you.

Roy: Yes?

Kendra: Can I fix my girls? Holding onto her left breast They're a bit out of place.

Roy: Umm...Yes I suppose you may.

Kendra: Just got them redone and they're a little jumpy! AHAHAHAHA!

Roy: Back to our question...

Roy: Violent Violet is SO violent, when she smudges her contour, she ________.

Kendra: Why is she smudging her contour? WHAT IS HER PROBLEM!? Violent Violet sounds like dumb bitch to me! AHAHAHAHA!

Kendra: Before we get to our next question. I just got a text. My MOTHER went to the press....

Roy: Are you okay? You...need a minute?

Kendra: Just go on with the question.

Roy: Okay.


Whitney Houston: RoyPaul… I don’t know why you’re asking me these questions. You’re…you’re baiting me. You keep asking me questions about the negative attributes of other people. You’re just trying to make me look even worse in front of the public. It’s people like you keeping me in the headlines. Why don’t we talk about Whitney? Why don’t we talk about you? But anyways I answered she gets her face more messed up than Bobby Brown’s did the 1 week he was sober when we went to Jerusalem in 2003.

Paula Deen: Oh sweet georgia peach, I understood none of the hoohas that came outta your mouth. What is a contour? Is that a type of pastry? If it is I could really go for it because my blood sugar is going low and I can feel the sugars comin on strong

Janice Dickinson: • ...Take a tip from the FIRST SOOOOOPPPERMODEL...EVERRRRRRRRR  *throws empty wine glass on the ground*  Get. A. New. Artist. Bitch. Never your fault. 'Less your UGLY.

RoyPaul: You have yet to answer a single question, Janice

• THHHYYEEENN WHY AM I HERE?

Ariana Grande: keeps it off because she should know better than to try and out-contour me.

Gia Gunn: She feels her oats!

Jillian Michaels: GETS KICKED OFF WHATEVER SHOW SHE'S DOING!!!!!!!! WHEN THE PRODUCERS DON'T AGREE WITH YOUR METHODS THEY'LL CALL YOU "VIOLENT" AND "RECKLESS" TOO!!!!!!! ALL I DID WAS TRY AND GET THE MORBIDLY OBESE TO EITHER STOP BEING OBESE OR START BEING MORBID!!!!!!!! AND BY MORBID I MEAN DEAD!!!!

Rachel Dolezal: You can't prove her contour is smudged. There were no witnesses to this alleged smudging.


Naomi Campbell:  This question is an enormous inconvenience and I once again REFUSE to answer... but how dare YO- -camera pans to the left-

Shirley Phelps-Roper: GOES TO HELL. OBVIOUSLY IF HE’S WEARING CONTOUR HE’S ONE OF THOSE DRAG QUEENS. VIOLENT VIOLET IS GOING TO HELL. FUCK _____!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Cray cray Sheneneh is SO cray cray, when she forgets the neutralizer, she _______.

Cher: http://i.imgur.com/CM0Y70y.png

Kendra Wilkinson: sells her family to the tabloids! She's like my mother and the devil claimed her SOUL! RISE UP! RISE UP! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Twmm5E1DN1

Whitney Houston: Oh boy she forgot her neutralizer. God forbid Shenehneh is scene in public the ONE day she forgets her neutralizer. Why do we care what she looks like without her neutralizer? I don’t. The only people I care about are Whitney, Bobbi, Bobby, my mother, and Jesus. So I don’t want to comment on Shenehneh’s life. Why don’t you ask me something about myself, like how my day is going Roy?
RoyPaul: How’s your day going?
Whitney: I AIN’T TELLING YOU.

Paula Deen: Well if her neutralizer is anything like my butter, then Sheneneh goes into SHOCK because I know if I leave the house without my daily 3 sticks of butter, there ain't nobody that the Lord can help.

Janice Dickinson: • Hoodrat Skank, Probably on that Tyra show, "AMERICA's NEXT TOP WHORE". YYYYYuck. She probably forgets because they don't educate those folks! Amiright? Of COURSE I'm right, HOLLAAAAHHHH  *starts to swigs from the box wine bag*

Ariana Grande: ends up on a viral video where she says some stuff that fat asses find offensive…
and she really regrets it and knows that people think she made a big mistake :) ?
Forgive me America.

Gia Gunn:  Absolutelllyyy! [starts vogue-ing]

Jillian Michaels: REMINDS ME A LITTLE OF MYSELF!!!!!! NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE CRAZY!!!!! STRENGTH INTIMIDATES PEOPLE AND I AM A STRONG WOMAN!!!!!!!!! BUT IF SHENENEH FITS ANY OF THE RACIAL STEREOTYPES HER NAME IMPLIES SHE COULD AFFORD TO GET CRAZIER AND LOSE SOME POUNDS!!!!!! IF FORGETTING HER NEUTRALIZER IS WHAT IT TAKES FOR HER TO NEUTRALIZE HER GIANT ASS THEN SHE BETTER DEVELOP AMNESIA!!!!!

Rachel Dolezal: This is an act of violence. Why you would target a malicious question to one of your guests is beyond me? I am not crazy. I have identified as sane from an early age and uh... My "parents" know that when I was a child I drew myself without a straitjacket and a smile. I am a sane woman.

Naomi Campbell: RoyPaul, how dare you. No *SLAMS HAND ON DESK* DARE YOU, insult one of my BEAUTIFUL black girls by calling her "cray cray." My models are LEAGUES above any girls in the industry, and for you, FOR YOU TO COME IN HERE, AS UNPROFESSIONAL AS YOU ARE, INSULTING HER, IMPLYING THAT *ANY* OF MY GIRLS WOULD FORGET ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -ESPECIALLY- SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AND ESSENTIAL AS HER NEUTRALIZER, IT IS INSULTING, -DEGRADING- AND COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE. *cries into tissue* I have to leave, I'm not staying here. Sheneneh, come with me. We're not staying here any longer.


Shirley Phelps-Roper: GOD NEUTRALIZES HER. THIS IS BECAUSE GOD HATES BLACK PEOPLE AND SATAN CLEARLY WORKED HIS MAGIC ON HER MOTHER WHEN SHE GAVE HER THE BRIGHT IDEA TO NAME HER CHILD “SHENENEH” HONESTLY HELL IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN BEING ALIVE IF YOU HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT

Wow, Ladies! So funny! AND THE WINNER IS.....






NOBODY!!!!!!!
Stay tuned for deliberation within the next 30 minutes!!!!

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