http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178960

Here is the lipsync poem written out if you want that btw

OH
MY
GOD

So I'm going to produce a Short Drama, Titled Feeling Very Attacked: Right Now

As I entered into the room, I could feel it was all eyes on me. Their sights felt like those little red lasers streaming out of the barrell of the snipper. If they were going to judge me, then I better give them something to judge honey, Okurrrrrr.
"C'mon Kindergarten it's time to get sickeninggggggggggg" I scream,It's time to work hunties. This is my moment. This is my time.
I strut up to the front of the class, and pose in the most fabulous pose. It's my signature, and no one even knows what it means yet, heck I don't even know what it means. I put my index finger to my thumb and hold both up to my mouth. "I don't know what I'm doing, but all I know is I am looking cute, Yas Gawdd." I exclaim, the words flowing from my mouth like pee coming out Adore the day after her UTI medication kicks in.
"Jay can you please sit down, although you do look great, class is about to start. I've let this slide since school began, but it's been a month now of every morning you giving us vogue realness. No more theatrics." Mrs. Heirpes squeaks at me.
I'm shocked. Out of words, I am just speechless. How, how dare she do this to me. How dare she not compliment my outfit, does she just think she can embarrass me in front of all my fans?
"I'll have you know Mrs. Heirpes that I will not give up my talent just because you tell me to, I am going to be famous one day you'll see I have so much to give, I am an amazing dancer I can sing, I can act, and I'm only 5." I fire back at her tears forming in my eyes.
"I wouldn't expect any less from you Jay it's just class is about to st-"
"No, it's not about that it's about how there can't be more than one queen of the classroom, I get it jealousy is not easy, but you should admire my talent." I shout at her vigorously, she may take my spotlight, but she will never take my dignity.
"Jay, honey you are an amazing little ladyboy I just need to use the board for class and you are in the way. It has nothing to do with how much talent you have.....at what I'm not sure, but I'm sure you've got some talent in your body. Do you get what I'm saying", the old bitch fires back at me. I am so hurt, how hard do I have to try to get just a little recognition from this cunt?
"No, I don't get what you are saying, and at this point I am feeling very attacked, I feel very attacked right now." And with that last sentence I stormed out of Mrs. Heirpes Kindergarten class room, never to return. That was the first time I had ever chasse'd away, and from then on I never let anyone take away my ability to have self confidence, until season 6 of Rupaul's Drag Race.

And for my runway tonight:
I'm channeling my inner Ganj, pre pubescent years. Very experimental, very androgynous chic. Okur?
http://i.imgur.com/KKCIYyL.png

For my story, I chose to write a poem about one of the greatest mysteries ever.

-

Henny
An original poem by Irina Guillotine

Born in the backest of swamps
I was always the center of attention
Through the cornfields in my stilletos
I stomped
Daytime, even at night time
But I could not remember
Who the fuck
Was Heather

I was chosen to participate in Ru's show
I gave it all that I had, I even showed off my curves
For God's sake
I let him taste this red velvet cake
But through my mind it always raced
Whether I knew Heather

Like my daughter during Snatch Game
The experience was Precious
I won a challenge, and even got an honorary necklace
But every night
In my final thoughts
Even though I knocked on wood
And despite my various encounters in the ladies room

I would never begin to fathom
Through my whole life, as one does
I could never begine to imagine
Who the f*ck Heather was

-

My runway

http://i.imgur.com/rIhDw1I.png

do you get the feeling when he #tastes that red #velvet for the first time #henny

Well I guess I'm giving a 24 hour extension then even though only 2 ppl asked for it

As I forgot about this...
*cough* this is what happens when you give us a homework assignment for a challenge *cough*
>_>
<_<

I just wanted to horrid challenge to be over, so here ya go

The origin of Jessieca.

It was a warm summer night when Bonnie Mckaw & Pale-Ina were outside the club

Bonnie Mckaw with her flowing fire ombre hair glances at Pale-ina with her second skin tone & long blonde hair that didn't look like her actual hair color at all. They could barely see each other with only the light of the “Washed up reality show & singer impersonations club” sign.

Bonnie Mckaw was humming one of her favorite songs that was so unpopular that even scene kids hated it, then there was Pale-Ina with her big eyes just glaring “A”at the weird blood stain in the parking lot. They were just about to suggest more ideas on how to improve their drag. Thats when they saw her.

Third Skin tone, Freckles, Brown wig. Bonnie & Pale-ina immediately jumped up and ran to them. Bonnie was the first to speak, “OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU IMPERSONATING?” she screamed with excitement. Pale-Ina said under her breath “are you Mariah Carey?” Bonnie then screamed “NO OMG YOURE SOO JOJO, CMON YOU GOTTA BE, LETS SING LEAVE GET OUT RIGHT NOW!” Pale-Ina then continued to talk under Bonnies loud squeaking voice which is why everyone in the club named her “Bonnie Mckaw” the name just kinda stuck, “you must be Vanessa Carlton right?”

Jessieca then said with her charming smile
“Lemme give you a hint! Im the best Jesse to play Big Brother!”

Bonnie then said with a confused look
“Jessica Hughbanks?”

http://i.imgur.com/AGkiojx.png

It's 1813 and the Oregon Trail is still being discovered and expanded upon. In the rugged mountains travels a family who's wagon breaks down. Unbeknownst to the family what lies below is a hostile Native American territory.

A frustrated and disoriented family stumbles around and finds a calf tied to a post adjacent to a larger mountain. The father of the family strokes the cow and it lets out a large assuring "Mooooo". That uttered noise causes a startle from below as footsteps and foreign talking is heard. It's then that a bitter Native launches an arrow and it hits the father narrowly missing his genitals. As he falls to the ground in pain the family panicks. Then in a bird like flock Natives capture them.

They awake to a Chieftain who stares at them quizically. As the family guesses he is predicting their fate. The chieftain gives an approving nod and looks over to a seemed to be assistant next to him. The assistant smiles and she utters "Come" and lets out her hand to the father. The family thinks nothing of it as the father goes to a tent alone with this mysterious assistant.

To the father's delight she begins speaking fluent English. She then starts to unbutton the father's pants who is caught off guard and alarmed. He then realizes that she looks at the wound and thinks nothing of it. She then however herself starts to pry at his underwear. He flails his legs and is again startled to where she lets out a soothing "come". He then stops and sees her fidget with the wound in the hopes she can possibly fix it.

As the father groans in pain in a certain area she again utters "come" to his confusion he shrugs. She then grabs his wrist violently and repeats "COME". The father perplexed with fear is terrified with the unknown intentions of this woman. She then starts to grope at and fidget with his genitalia. After much fighting she overpowers the wounded father. She excitedly yelps "COME!" The father then c*ms onto the woman's face.

The man someone relieved but horrified as what has happened asks why. She replies in confidence that it will help him feel better. He is still horrified as he believes he has just cheated on his wife. The father asks "What is your name young woman" She replies "Loving Down Low". In amazement the man sits on the bed. He then begins to notice the woman remove her clothes. Something isn't rise as something dangles before the man. Loving Down Low then extends "herself" over the man and excitedly grabs his arm forcibly. The arm slowly moves down "her" as he whispers to the father who now realizes the true identity of the assistant. "Come" he says silently as the father screams in agony.

With drag not much a common practice back in the olden times it could sometimes be used to lure men into homosexual practices but other forms of crime as well. Loving Down Low was not too far off.

Loving Down Low serving 1800's appropriated chieftain princess showing skin REALNESS
http://i.imgur.com/u4PQovY.png

Humourous Interpretation; COCO PERU - This offends me!

*circa 2013, November - Holiday Rush*
Coco: Oh HELLO My Dear COCO PUFFS, I decided why not have some fun and take a great big leap into our holiday season! I need to get ready for THANKSGIVING and CHRISTMAS, Oy...can you believe it? Who even thought of such of a time of year? Madonna and child...insane! But you know, I can't put it off again like last yeat, only ending up sending the families tins of microwave popcorn! . So first, I need to buy a turkey - big and succelent, you know the one that reminds you of your grandmother's thigh or something of the SORTS. We're gonna head ovah to Big Lots to find a turkey and maybe snag some PANETONNES! You know, I think the families are growing on my Panetonnes - It's like an exchange for all the bad dinners they invite me ovah too! Bad Cooking and children, oy - maybe no Panetonne for them...

*gets out of toyota camery*
*stroles to Big Lots enterence*

Where is the Grocery section? It's so BRIGHT in here...
http://i.imgur.com/PuFRGwK.png
It offends me...

*walks down random food ailse*
http://i.imgur.com/2Pg0yks.png
This needs to stop...

http://i.imgur.com/pv0YZ7n.png
Naturally Flavored!? Ugh, bless their huarts....
*knocks over*
Where is that damn turkey...*shuffles past people*

So many people, so tense...too many people, too many unecessary things.
http://i.imgur.com/ECAfaYx.png Like...........*places down*
and this http://i.imgur.com/rIhDw1I.png .........it offends me! No need for harsh lines, ma'am!
See: http://i.imgur.com/KoVNw2c.png - Take TIPS!

*shuffles into refridgerated meats section*
Now where is that damn turkey....Garrett, ya know, PERDUE claims theyre so good with their turkeys but they just cost too much. A Turkey needs no more than 17$ thats all theyre worth I say...
http://i.imgur.com/olHFheR.png
EXTRA. TENDER. AND. JUICY...sounds like Ethel!
*glances at price*
*puts it back and puts another turkey on top of it*
That offends me....

*searchs in the section of poultry*
Oh, Oh my I think I have it
http://i.imgur.com/3qnI5Jj.png
She's cheap TOO! You delicious little fat bitch of a bird, lets stuff you with something.
*swats camera out of my face* Michael put it AWAY! Find me the Panettonnes.

[In sudden fit of rage and Pablo telling me I can no longer film in BigLots, I buy my turkey http://i.imgur.com/3qnI5Jj.png and head out to the car]

Should I go to Trader Joe's!?
*drives to trade joe's*
*stroles inside*

Michael, where are the PANETTONES!?
Oh, they have...what is this..."whole grain dijon mustard"
http://i.imgur.com/fACpMAu.png
......riveting
*pushes jar back*
I should seriously write a letter. It offends me....

http://i.imgur.com/5i1mfMt.png
SEVEN DOLLARS FOR A PANETTONE!?....I can't buy that. Michael, I can't buy that. 5.99$ or LESS MICHAEL
Whateveh, my neighbors' cooing sucks anyway. They deserve much less than a Panettone - they are not MORE than what they should get. Burnt Green Bean Cassa-

-It offends me.........

[cut scene to closing my car door]
ah, I hate the holidays. Until next time my Coco Puffs< 3 Play find Coco at your local Costco, Free Panettone SAMPLAHS. remember, love your gays and don't steal< 3

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http://i.imgur.com/6BBqvOf.png
Coco Peru, Casual Chic.

My story is a nursery rhyme called "Rehab Goes to Rehab"
~~~~~~~~~
There once was a queen named Rehab,
Who thought her drag was fab.
But really it was shit,
Thought she wouldn't admit,
So her family threw her in "The Talentless Pit."

In Room 201 she met J'Bran,
Who thought her snatch game was grand.
But dumb, ugly and brown,
Leaving the judges with a frown,
Yax's lapdog went down.

In Room 202 she met Melody Vine,
Who kept chanting "Roy is mine."
But nearly as bad as Stacy Plant,
She needs a paint.net implant,
or maybe a personality transplant.

In Room 203 she met Tatterdemalion,
Who had the talent of one in a million.
But one fuck up was her end,
Because she lost to god damn Ben;
Her pride will never be the same again.

In Room 204 she met Asia Vaccine
Whose color schemes were obscene.
But now she is locked in,
Inside this weird ass Loony Bin,
For her submissions that were utter sin.

In Room 205 she met Alexis Alexis,
Who won a cruise, breastplate and necklace.
But in the end she lost it all,
To what she calls a "German Man Doll",
And now all she does is bawl.

And then Rehab knew
What she had to do

*Montage of Rehab walking into an empty audition room and sitting in front of Doodyful*

Play for people who are terrible too.

~~Fin~~

My runway is the head nurse of "The Talentless Pit"
Also a little Kill Bill inspiration
http://i.imgur.com/1X3QCpa.png

For many years, the Greek myths have been getting the story of Medusa incorrect. For almost forever, it has been said that Medusa would turn men into stone just by using her petrifying gaze. This however, is terrible false. It is time for the world to know the TRUTH about the story of Medusa, and I am here to divulge that information to you.
        As it happens, the only thing that was correctly recorded of Medusa was her appearance. She did indeed have snakes instead of hair and she did turn people into stone, but not for the reasons people think. For years, Medusa has been treated as the villain, when in reality she was the victim. Medusa unfortunately was going through her “awkward phase” of life. She was really only going through a constant terrible hair day.
        She was always constantly being terrorized by the popular Gods. They would tease her and hall her names. Medusa was finally fed up and had enough. One of the popular girls named Athena would tease Medusa the most. Seeing as Athena was a Goddess, she couldn’t exactly get revenge on her. But she could on the other hand… fuck her man.
        Medusa lured Athena’s boyfriend into her cave, and began undressing. Being the horny teenage he was, the offering was accepted. As soon as they began, Athena’s boyfriend felt a little tingle on the inside. Then, almost instantly, he turned into stone.
“That’s what you get bitch,” Athena muttered as she smashed the stone figure of Athena’s boyfriend.

This is the true story of Medusa.
Bitches Beware.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

http://i.imgur.com/uNgvWOr.png

Can we get judged or?

in a moment dahhling