My first nominee is...
BRADY! Bro, you haven't proven yourself in any way. You couldn't even have the freakin' courtesy to evict a player, like come on. Aren't you better then that? Time to step the fuck up before you get knocked out of this house.
My second nominee is...
JARED! You won an HOH. Great for you, but that's not really a big deal right now. The fact that you put up people for not talking to you? pathetic. You're the one coming in this game last, you're the one who should make connections. You stepped with the wrong foot, and it led you to sit right in one of the two beautiful chairs in the middle of the living room.
Best of luck to the both of you, and no hard feelings. It's the beginning, come on.