Jasmine Yen: Its okay. It’s giving kpop and basic pop but it is what it is I suppose.

Cherrie B: It feels like a 12 year old made this. It’s quite bad I’m afraid.

Fromis_9: Yikes.

Searows: Slow but peaceful song. It did drag a bit though. But overall I enjoyed it.

Nightwish: Symphotic rock? That’s new! I do find this type of music sounding the same but its different so credit for that!

Bluey: I mean it was better than Fromis_9 and Cherrie B so go off Bluey.

FLETCHER: Hmmm I kinda vibe with this. Wasn’t so sure at first but yeah this works for me!

JESSIA: On the fence with this one. I didnt hate it but it was missing something to make it good.

CHINCHILLA: The beat drop to that chorus really made this song. It was a bit cringy but it did catch me off guard!

Chlöe: Just not for me. Sorry!

Kito: Kinda reminds me of Billie Eillish. But theres only one of those so this wasn’t it.

La Vicky: Uhhh. What?

ella jane: The bass. The guitar riff. The chorus. The la’s. This was great all around!

Casino Club: Pretty solid song! Love me that indie rock!

Doja Cat: I may be in the minority here but Doja Cat is overrated. And so is this song.

Claydee: This was so corny and cringy but I really liked it! Idk why I did but it just works.

Valen Hsu: Just straight up boring. Next!

Halle: I liked her voice I’m just not a huge fan of the genre. But it worked enough for me!

N-Dubz: Man this was straight up bad.

lil hero: Too much going on in this. Horribly produced. Yikes!

Wasia Project: This was nice! I like the vibe and harmonies throughout. Good closer!

01) Jasmine Yen - oh this is terrible actually.... just very painfully basiccccc... looorddd.

02) Cherrie B - idk why ppl are dragging this left and right, obviously its a bit rough around the edges but there's still something quote gorg and heavenly abt it and im standing by it!!!!!!! cuntalicious idgaf!

03) fromis_9 - awe its okay.. im not exactly GAGGIN tho...

04) searows - this is so prettiiiii!!! awe yeah i loved this sm. just kind of beautiful to me omggg.

05) Nightwish - oh uve got to be JOKENNNNN me..... wot the hell.

06) Bluey - awee im sure the CBeebies kids would luuurvvvv this.

07) FLETCHER - awe i cant lie i feel like we've all grown and matured past the need for fletcher i cant lie. there is a moment in time were id have be gagged and completely hoodwinked that we released a song like this like yasssss... but today.. in 2023, oh lowrddddd this was just so unremarkable.

08) JESSIA - this is incredibly basic and boring, nothing new nothing changed.. but even i cant lie there is a INTSY TINSY TINY part of this that has me winding my arse ever so slightly!!! yeah im kinda embarrassed to admit it but the chorus is kinda stun in a wayyyy... u know?

09) CHINCHILLA -  awee i do like chinchilla!!! i had a few of her songs on my playlist... tbh I've not listened in like 2 years and well.... maybe i have matured and moved on from her bc.... o_o oh lawdddd.. this was not good to me at all.. i genuinely thought she was more interesting than this but maybe i was wrong.

10) Chlöe - oh YASSSS.. when i went to the little mermaid and this song came on the credits, WE ALL REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE!!!!!!!!! this is just so stun.. will she win the sister war this week.. well we shall see.. but we are still shaking our arses to this yass.

11) Kito - i mean its fine. no visuals so i WILL be deducting points.. like yeahhhhhh the chorus is fine. it could desperately do with a visual to make me enjoy it a bit more ill just be honest :///

12) La Vicky - ******

13) ella jane - yeah very spotify weekly basic wh*te girlie.... yeah that's all there is to say.... lidl bit bored but i get the appeal of it i think... like i get why someone MIGHT enjoy it.. but i did not unfortunately.

14) Casino Club - not for me, vocally a bit bad i thinkz but i guess its fine for the genre.

15) Doja Cat - visually this is SUTNNINGGGGG. but im not gagged or anything, we've heard it before im just a bit bored..... yeah o_o

16) Claydee - O_O ur having a LAUGH arent u..... i mean the more it goes on i can see myself with a lidl cocktail winding my hips in a skimpy bikini yass.

17) Valen Hsu - nO VISUALS!!!!?!!??! WHARRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bored.

18) Halle - URGHHHH THIS IS JUST SO STUNNING. vocally beautiful....... her tone is just so unmatched. this is just BEYOND gorgeous for her first proper single.... like im gaggged!!!!!!!

19) N-Dubz - the ick... oh ur JOKEN... tulisa was def the female boss but lets face it they all fell off a bit.. but im glad they got a few coins from their tour bless bc  remember being like 9 and livingggg for n dubz.

20) lil hero - so beautiful n cunty yass im moving.

21) Wasia Project - this is kind of beautiful... like such a moment to end the contest... i moved

01) Jasmine Yen – it’s a bit mellow, but not unpleasant.
02) Cherrie B – don’t like that effect on her voice, and shes very flat.
03) fromis_9 – it’s not too bad, quite toe tapping.
04) searows – quite drab and dreary and very long.
05) Nightwish – its okay, the music was good.  Eurovision feel.
06) Bluey – okay, can we stop these now.
07) FLETCHER – not a fan of that bored cant be bothered singing!
08) JESSIA – not a fan of the way shes singing, the tunes okay.
09) CHINCHILLA – not for me!
10) Chlöe – terrible!
11) Kito – made me feel a bit icky!
12) La Vicky – that was awful!
13) ella jane – not something I would choose to listen to but after the last song, this is listenable!
14) Casino Club – this was decent.
15) Doja Cat – not a doja cat fan, this didn’t change my mind. Sad that she used that sample!
16) Claydee – not something I want to listen to again.
17) Valen Hsu – its okay, a bit slow and mellow but bits of the tune are quite nice.
18) Halle – its okay, shes screeching a bit.
19) N-Dubz – they still going!!
20) lil hero – its okay, it’s a bit samey.
21) Wasia Project – a bit dreary, its okay.

01) Jasmine Yen - fresh and suits current summer vibes ~~
02) Cherrie B - yesssss really dig this!
03) fromis_9 - meeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh sorry :( it was okay but just a bit MID
04) searows - a really beautiful entry. Nice and calming.
05) Nightwish - I actually really liked this tbh it made me feel like I’m levelling my Druid in wow in 2013 lmao and I will always rep for trad music.
06) Bluey - hmmmmmm interesting
07) FLETCHER - well, yes! A genius kinda sorta
08) JESSIA - this was really cool I liked it a lot.
09) CHINCHILLA - ok interesting this is definitely different…I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought I would tho.
10) Chlöe - meeeeeeh mid mid mid mid mid mid did not like very meh
11) Kite - cool fresh interesting new different nice vibes loved it real cool
12) La Vicky - ¿por que no te callas?
13) ella jane - oh that blazer? She owns 51% of this company. This song sounds like low life by poppy - I instantly heard that chord progression. Anyways - it’s ok.
14) Casino Club - it’s okaaaaay. Not amazing but okay.
15) Doja Cat - good song. Literally sounds like her past songs lol which isn’t a bad thing - she makes good music!
16) Claydee - nooooope sorry bye I didn’t like it mamacita
17) Valen Hsu - a little boring and not my cup of tea at all.
18) Halle - it’s ok, it’s a nice song.
19) N-Dubz - fucking n-dubz Jesus lmao can we plsssss leave them in the 2000s
20) lil hero - wavy vibes yes love that cool very very nice stuff here
21) Wasia Project - nice way to end! Very sweet lyrics and yeah I liked it

01) Jasmine Yen - it was cute!! very opener teas!! not necessarily something I'd revisit
02) Cherrie B - i knew these women would serve cunt from the sewer grate and serve cunt they did
03) fromis_9 - okayyyyyy!!! it was cute!! they were definitely in their loona bag here!!
04) searows - im asleep sorry gal maybe id enjoy it more if i was depressed idk
05) Nightwish - this was very eurovision! but I can admit that I did enjoy this!! Very nostalgic in a weird way!
06) Bluey - wait why'd they kinda slay....bawp a bit.....
07) FLETCHER - it was alright! who doesn't love a basic pop bop!
08) JESSIA - love the chorus but these verses are a tragedy!
09) CHINCHILLA - not the tiktok song chgjebej it was okay!! very funny!!
10) Chlöe - OKAYYYY kinda her best song. Chloe mom. Kinda gave Halle a run for her money here!!
11) Kito - PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR somebody told me that they thought I'd like this song but I didn't listen to it until now and here I am liking the song! U know me so well anonymous person <33
12) La Vicky - girl
13) ella jane - you know everything in me was inclined to hate this but I ended up finding it quite catchy! very netflix teen show soundtrack teas!
14) Casino Club - what is it with (im assuming) canadian men and being committed to never serving a bop
15) Doja Cat - the music video is STUNNING but the overall song is very bland and one note
16) Claydee - the way I was living until he opened his mouth lolololol
17) Valen Hsu - everybody knows I'm not really a ballad girl so this is nawt for me
18) Halle - OKAYYYY!!! This was such a fierce debut for miss halle!!! mother omgggggg we love a gospel diva
19) N-Dubz - ooh girl this song gave me the ick
20) lil hero - wait she ateeeeee omggggg I did NOT expect this to be a collapse !!!
21) Wasia Project - It was alright!!! Not really for me!!! Love how it builds up though!

Omg nightwish ❤️❤️❤️

Dropping by to say I hope you’re all doing well!

01) Jasmine Yen - This isn't working for me, it's not the worst thing ever but I'll never choose to listen to it again, just not my thing.

02) Cherrie B - The production is interesting however her singing voice doesn't scream talent.

03) fromis_9 - My main issue for me with this genre is it all pretty much sounds the same , the girls mostly sound the same, this could be anyone, doesn't leave it's mark for me.

04) searows - Her voice is nice, the production doesn't do anything for me , her voice would work for a haunting vibe type song, production just isn't exciting on this.

05) Nightwish - Their sound and her voice always peaks my interest, though I can't name a single song of theirs and I'm always mixing them up with Withing Temptation, This is fine, it's what I expected from them.

06) Bluey - Well I'm hoping for 10 better songs this week but this is sadly capable of getting pointed as of now...lol

1.        It was alright
2.        I like the fact they are dressed up as tatu but the song wasn’t very good
3.        It was fun
4.        It was quite a nice listen
5.        I am obsessed! More songs like this please!
6.        Why did this kind of bop lol
7.        The verses were a bit meh but the chorus was really good!
8.        This was very good, enjoyed this
9.        I always thought this song was Fergie lol
10.        I am vibing, this was quite good
11.        Meh
12.        Ok then…
13.        It was there
14.        This was very good! Really enjoyed this!
15.        Didn’t know she had a new song. This was quite good
16.        Oh this is so early 2010s I am obsessed!
17.        Decent enough listen
18.        She is really trying to show off those vocals!
19.        Tulisa supremacy!
20.        A bit one note
21.        Boring!

01) Jasmine Yen - oh this is cute! she’s fun! yeah! i’m not like gagging but yeah!
02) Cherrie B - oh this is so up my alley yasss great beat and terrible vocals !! so nevracore
03) fromis_9 - oh all their songs…. um… it’s fine but like idk…. they have better!!
04) searows - oh this is pretty!! i wish it had like a moment but it’s good!
05) Nightwish - oh this isn’t for me….. yeah…. um!!
06) Bluey - the beat is HAWT!! need to show my baby cousin this !!
07) FLETCHER - LMFAOOOOO fletcher? in 2023? PLS……
08) JESSIA - this is fine! just kinda basic idk im not wowed!!
09) CHINCHILLA - corny + bad ! yeah this is just kinda awful LMFAO HELP….. when I went to pride, some drag queen performed this song and it was so awkward and low energy
10) Chlöe - DO YOU EVER WONDER LIKE WHO ELSE IS FUCKING YOUR MAN…. BAWPPODJDKHDKDHDUD !!!! I might have a lot to say about her music career but this was such an eat like!!! beyonce was so nice to give her this scrapped renaissance track!!
11) Kito - YASSSSSSSS THIS PRODUCTION >>>>>> lolo zouaï pop princess in the sense that…..
12) La Vicky - sigh…..
13) ella jane  - this is….. boring and basic…. yeah!
14) Casino Club - eh…. i’m not like obsessed I fear…. it’s kinda just very okay
15) Doja Cat - oh she fully pissed me off ! her whole “im making real music and none of that cash grab pop-rap shit you all suck for liking that haha losers!!” rant….. just for her to release this which sounds like the rest of her music….. and with that, this is a bawp i can’t lie
16) Claydee - wait bawp…. im moving!! okayyyy it feels like a random lip sync on some international season of drag race idk…
17) Valen Hsu - I wanted MORE DRAMA!!!! but I liked this! I just wish this more a dramatic explosive moment
18) Halle - THIS IS LITERALLY SO GORGEOUS AND STUNNING OMGJDHDJDHDUD…. but whoever beat me to this is being blocked.
19) N-Dubz - why do i like this a bit….. im moving a bitsy….. its camp!
20) lil hero - BAWP!!! this queenie…. yeah this is an eat…..
21) Wasia Project - YASSSSS i love this!! it’s so pretty and stunning…. :3

Jasmine Yen - it was a cute song sure.. but i dont have much to say abt it. i would say this is a song that made no noise. it will not be memorable by the end of the contest unfortunately.

Cherrie B - EYE DONT KNAURR WHYYY... her voice gave pink pantyress at some pts yass. i would have to say that i enjoyed this. rly like the style of production. she ate.

fromis_9 - this was very average. they have other collapses and hearing this in comparison is just underwhelming.

searows - i don't know a better song i TRULYYY dont. searows is so good im obsessed with him. the songs r so relatable and just like make me feel sumn idk.. just GORGEOUS music rlly.

Nightwish - tbh i was into it more at the very beginning before it became rocky. aspects of the production were nice but overall im not interested in this song.

Bluey - i have never watched bluey and i was ready to despise this but the beats were actually beating .. like its definitely giving DANCE MODE! who wouldnt want to bust a move to this lets be real. i enjoyed it :3

FLETCHER - u know what i love a lesbian who keeps kicking no matter how unsuccessful she is. in all seriousness this is what i expected. it was cute i suppose but it didnt make much noise in my household.

JESSIA - why is this giving a fletcher song but actually good LOL. its not boundary breaking but i enjoyed it for what it was.

CHINCHILLA - intro was a bit of a jumpscare but anyways. that chorus.. please use ur INSIDE voice. i rly am not a fan of whatever she thought she was serving in that chorus.

Chloe - YASSSSSSSSSSSS GANADORAAA. best song of all time i rly dont care u guys. shes so funny for releasing this collapse. needs a PROPER music video stat.

Kito, Lolo Zouai - YASSS. ive been bopping to this song for the past week. dnb my beloved <333 its a standard slay from lolo oh yes.

La Vicky - yASSSSSSSS OMGGGGGGGG. THE COLLAPSE.. this is ahead of its time i rly dont care. THE ISABELLA LOVESTORY "OOPS" ASWELL... they know the way 2 my heart .

ella jane - it wouldnt be a tsc without one of THESE girlies. to be honest it was not bad. it was decent yk.. not sure id revisit but it was cute.

Casino Club - this was really quite bad. nothing unique abt it idk it was very boring for me.

Doja Cat - well.. every1 is saying this song is great but im unfortunately not seeing it. where is the genre shift tht she was teasing us abt.. im not seeing or hearing it.
Claydee - this is so selisic core omg.. yasss. actually i find this to be quite shit but like im happy for them.

Valen Hsu - it was pretty! i dont have much else 2 say abt her it wasnt an absolute collapse but it was pretty yes.

Halle - oh mother shes so talented <3 im so excited 2 see what else she brings to the table cause this was a fantastic debut.

N-Dubz - to be honest with u i was not confident abt it. but they actually kinda ate.. the chorus definitely catchy. i wanted even more mess from tulisas vocals but it was good.

lil hero - OH I LURV THIS WAIT.... the production n the vocals oh uve found the way 2 my heart.. GOOD MUSIC DOES EXIST AFTER ALL <3

Wasia Project - this was quite pretty i have to say . not necessarily in LOVE with it but yes it was nice.

01) Jasmine Yen: This is cute I guess. It’s not bad, but I’m just kind of bored. This just feels very generic
02) Cherrie B: Yay. Pitch shifted vocals over some drum and bass. Wow!
03) fromis_9: I mean there’s nothing special about this but I moved a bit so good for them I guess
04) searows: Gorgeous. Could be a tad shorter though because it’s starting to drag a bit. But overall this was nice
05) Nightwish: Sorry but I really hate this
06) Bluey: Never heard of this show so idk what’s happening. Good for them I guess
07) FLETCHER: Oh wow…um…wow
08) JESSIA: Cool
09) CHINCHILLA: Well this is certainly a song that was better in concept than it was in execution. She can’t sing. Yeah I really dislike this
10) Chlöe: Haven’t listened to anything she put out since Surprise I think. I don’t love this but it has grower potential perhaps. But yeah, if this is the best song on the album, I’m definitely not missing much
11) Kito: Outsold Cherrie B so cool!
12) La Vicky: Unlistenable
13) ella jane: This was fine
14) Casino Club: The instrumentation was cool
15) Doja Cat: Very inoffensive. Nothing too special but I did like it
16) Claydee: Sorry, but this is really bad. Feels very mid 2000s
17) Valen Hsu: Not the best execution of this sound, but I’ll typically always have time for songs like this. Very pretty
18) Halle: I mean this is giving winner as it should
19) N-Dubz: lol this is kind of camp. I wouldn’t call this good, but it was an enjoyable experience ngl
20) lil hero: I don’t typically love this sound, but this was nice. I liked it
21) Wasia Project: a very cute closer, pretty

01) Jasmine Yen        this was an okay start
02) Cherrie B        mmm... i am not vibing with the over electronic
03) fromis_9        well this is uninspired
04) searows        send me back to sleep
05) Nightwish        never
06) Bluey        this episode was so GOOD
07) FLETCHER        this would've won in 2021
08) JESSIA        very straight forward for what i expected from the still
09) CHINCHILLA        the thing is... if this wasn't a shouting song. i would live for the camp, but this hurt my ears instead
10) Chlöe        okay who planned to submit chloe and halle the same week. really....
11) Kito        i don't get it
12) La Vicky        sorry. i'm not in the mood for this type of troll
13) ella jane        another just fine song
14) Casino Club        yup... there it is... i was wondering when we were getting the basic male rock band of the week
15) Doja Cat        this is just like... not delivering
16) Claydee        lol. what in the early 2000s
17) Valen Hsu        honestly... i wanted to give it a shot, but i the vocals were just a no
18) Halle        MOTHER
19) N-Dubz        i am boppin
20) lil hero        ughh i'm over it
21) Wasia Project        very... there. it was just there

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