Watch your back! Deaths Behnd You!
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The following deaths are NOT real but extremely grapic. Do not attempt to try any of the actions depicted. You will die!"

Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!