Because we are clearly the most noble group of people ever assembled, and that we don't have a discussion page yet is a joke.

Members:
The Fair Maiden, Parvati Shallow (amf7410)
The Dominant King, Tom Westman (bingo21)
The Nymph Of The Maya, Cindy Hall (NorthCarolinaDogwood)
The Beloved, Moral Princess, Sugar Kiper (Pedlick44)
The Redeemed Villainness, Jerri Manthey, Whom, It Should Be Noted, Has Excellent Taste In Men (sdriver999)
The Misunderstood Princess, Eliza Orlins (splozojames50)
The Cunning Underdog, Chris Daugherty (SSHG)

And, naturally,

The Most Noble Of Them All, Coach Wade (zimdelinvasor)

We are the most noble, powerful group of elites ever assembled in this game, and I am certain that we will emerge from the next challenge and all subsequent challenges victorious, never breaking the strong moral codes that bind us.

-Coach