Bye....

Miss Tress, Flan:

What do you think is the biggest problem in today’s society?


Of all the great women in our herstory, whose footsteps do you wish to follow, and why?
Selena. porque esta pregunta es estúpida y quiero morir. YOLANDA, ESTOY AQUI!

*Old dude walks up*
Translation: She said, "World peace!"

*TayPaul holds up his 1 panel*
*Daniel holds up his 1 panel*
*Mario holds up his 3 panel*

Miss Tress receives a total of 5 points for Q & A!

Miss Extra, Maui Wowwy:

*Walks up to the microphone, creating a large feedback noise as I do, sputtering "Pffffft!" with laughter as I do*

Miss Extra: GURRRRRRRRHL! *kikis and cackles* I'm sorry y'all whew! HONEY! I'm here! *excitedly claps, prompting a few hands in the audience to do so*

Question 1: What do you think is the biggest problem in today’s society?

Miss Extra: The biggest problem in today's society is the complete and utter disregard for the importance of importances, a-tuh, I mean, am I right? Lemme hear you clap if I'm right? *audience applause* I think the audience agrees with me when I say that when we don't fix things, they won't be fixed and when we fix them, the problems won't even be big anymore, okay? It's like a social Jenny Craig. GIVE JENNY A CALL, SOCIETY!!! DAMN! Thank you.

Question 2: Of all the great women in our herstory, whose footsteps do you wish to follow, and why?

Miss Extra: Um, this is clearly a trick question? How can I follow my own footsteps if I have to make them first? Okay? HAA HAA!!! Am I right? Whew! Okay, girl? Do you feel me sister? Whew, okay, I'll talk to you later. Okay. Bye, girl.

*Presses end tone on hidden bluetooth in phone*

Okay, sorry y'all, my answer is Rosa Parks *smiles at the light applause* Thank you.

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Miss Extra receives a total of 8 points for Q & A!

Mario liked it?

Big Miss Steak, Eva Lution:

QUESTIOn 1: What do you think the biggest problem in today's society is?

I think the biggest problem is that when I walk out in public, people always ask if I am pregnant. they say my breasts are swollen and my stomach protrudes. I always say yes. In todays society I feel that women are pregnancy shamed. Why do I have to feel guilty for my two big macs, 20 piece nugget, medium frosty, chalupa with baja sauce, and chicken fry order from various chain stores from my area? When a girl is hungry, she is hungry. There is no reason that she cant EAT. Pregnancy shouldn't be assumed. Maybe us big girls like being BIG okay?!

Question 2: Of all the great women in our herstory whose footsteps do you wish to follow and why?

Well, I like to consider myself trying to be more like oprah or mary lambert every day. What do these women have in common? They are both fat and semi well known. Yes, I don't want all the power Oprah has, but I would love for people to see me and say 'Miss Steak! We love you!".  I used to love oprah as a girl. I don't like her much lately since she started talking to that evil bitch Jenny Craig though. Fuck you Jenny you're no friend of mine. You can kiss my 4 for 4's fat ASS.

Thanks every1`./

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Big Miss Steak receives a total of 8 points for Q & A!

I meant to give her a 2

Miss Informed, Scream Korea:

TayPaul: First question, what do you think is the biggest problem in today’s society?
Miss Informed: That's easy. THE TERRORISTS!! Specifically those... other folks, you know? The ones terrorizing New York City? Ice-is, is there name if I'm not mistaken. Chanting about who lives matter! WELL THEY NEED TO STOP! ICE-IS JUST STOP!!! #PrayForApollo
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TayPaul: Second question, of all the great women in our herstory, whose footsteps do you wish to follow, and why?

Miss Informed: Hmm.. That's a toughie, haha! Um... uh... Bella Noche? Bianca? Oh wait, its Beyonce! That's her name! *evident whisper to a producer* Am I saying that right? Is her name really... Beyonce?

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Miss Informed receives a total of 9 points for Q & A!

Miss Terry, Untitled:

What do you think is the biggest problem in today’s society?
https://clyp.it/n45yu2jk

Of all the great women in our herstory, whose footsteps do you wish to follow, and why?
https://clyp.it/olhm22zx

*TayPaul holds up his 5 panel*
*Daniel holds up his 5 panel*
*Mario holds up his 4 panel*

Miss Terry receives a total of 14 points for Q & A!

Alright, and now, for the totals!

Gl Eva

Miss Tress: 11 + 10 + 5 = 26
Miss Extra: 12 + 10 + 8 = 30
Big Miss Steak: 9 + 9 + 7* = 25
Miss Informed: 9 + 12 + 9 = 30
Miss Terry: 13 + 15 + 14 = 42

* A corrected score of 2 instead of 3 from Mario.

Alright ladies... we've made some decisions.

Miss Tress, your bondage persona wasn't quite wrapped up tight enough, and your loose interpretation might be deserving of a paddling.

Big Miss Steak, you gave us a lot to eat, but then finished it all yourself... and in the end, we just felt like there were only crumbs.

You are the bottom two queens this week.

As for the winners of the pageant...