Welcome to the Snatch Game, the show where everything is made-up and the points don't matter! I'm your host, Taylor!

Come on down and let's meet today's contestants:

Amipa King as... TOM FARRELL!

Miss Take as... MOTHER MARY!

(the audience) -
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Mary: oh my god, no ... I mean ... oh my dear sweet Jesus son, thank you for a clean drop. Let´s do this.

Rochelle Royale as... JA'MIE KING!

*on the phone*
Mum!! Get your boney arse in the BMW now and come collect me from this HOLE. I'm a year 11 prefect, I could be like... Ending racism right now instead of hanging out with these bitches.
*Everyone's sorta staring at her*
UGHHH fine I'll play your dumb game... But there better be a cash prize.

Jazmyn as... FANTASIA!

Kay Bi as... VELMA DINKLEY!

Dr Mod as... JENNIFER HAWKINS!

Vanessa Hijinks as... ALEXIS NEIERS!

Kit N' Kabooble as... FANCY FEAST!

and last but not least...

Q, as... LUCILLE BLUTH!

Now, let's get to it!

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1// To increase the security at his shows, Travis Scott has decided to hire [BLANK] for his next concert!

TOM: Well Taylor I know a lot about security just Come off my staring role of dead body no2 in Ncis so I but he decided to hire the devil as his secretary

MARY: The Holy Spirit

Audience -
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Well the holy spirit above us, below us, on the side and inside (oh my god, am I wet?!) is always with us and they will def prevent people from falling to the floor. I mean that´s how my sweet Jesus son was born, all because of a prayer to the holy spirit. At first, I told them the wrong address but eventually I got my son delivered to my door in Bethlehem.

JA'MIE: Who the fawk is Trevor Scott?? As a YEAR 11 PREFECT, Im always super busy being amazing and talented that I don't have much time to listen to  music. Ohh wait, you mean (*gags*) Travis Scott?? Gross... His music sounds like what I imagine my food in the microwave would be like if it was able to experience pain. ANYWAYS, I think he should hire.. *flips card* a bus that leads directly to my school recital so they can hear what a REAL singer sounds like. (STREAM LEARNING TO BE ME!!)

FANTASIA:  I’m debating if I should answer this question. Is this multiple choice?

VELMA: I'm having a tough time answering this question. Travis Scott is like Fred and said we should split up and see other people. I just didn't realize Daphne had "other" and "people" tattooed on her legs, so I split them up and saw all about it. So I guess hire nobody?

Taylor: Sounds like you and Daphne are having a little fling!

Velma: You stop that! We're just two gal pals.. wearing the same clothes as yesterday.... solving crimes... and flinging our vaginas

JENNIFER: Travis Scott decided to hire one more security guard for his next concert. I think that is a good idea.

ALEXIS: I've never been to a Travis Scott show before, but I have been to his house and I said he hired security... because he needs it <3

FANCY: Well Taylor he shouldn’t hire me, Somehow the girl I threw out snuck back in, how the fuck did Vanessa Hijinks get in here?

LUCILLE: https://voca.ro/11s3O8lVT3TF

Damn you bitches said a lot!!!

2// Pernicious Penny is SO pernicious, her answering machine is just her [BLANKING]!

FANTASIA: The girl who played Precious is named Gabby though… and what does her machine answer in anyways???

JENNIFER: …Per-ni-cee-os (?) Penny’s answering machine is just her…phone. It’s a really good phone, and it can do a lot of things, like…answer a machine…sorry, can I have another question please?

ALEXIS: I said it's just her VANDALIZING. Everyone knows it's karmically more positive to steal things than it is to break things.

FANCY: Girl me too! So pernicious I am just like her in that pernicious way, I wrote yes slay mama.

LUCILLE: https://voca.ro/1gWKRvxCdHvf