Team B's Holiday Collection:

Christmas: http://gyazo.com/3f22f26ec37198a0a0d15168764d86e4
Valentine's Day: http://gyazo.com/d0ecac0650262996bc0d11f0a299fa22

*puts on glasses* THE LIBRARY IS OPEN DARLINGS.

Mona Lochness, are you sure you saw your husband? Or was it just a reflection of yourself off the waters of the lake. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me since I didn't know Velma was a boy until you portrayed "her."

Dysis, I'd call you the Scum of the Earth, but I see you've already made your way to the bottom.

Eslaysha, the only thing you're slaying is your chances of winning this competition for not PICKING ME FOR YOUR TEAM.

Donna Meyes, I didn't know you play basketball? Cause you're a:
Novice
Boyish
Amateur.

Tequila Mockingbird I checked you out of the library the other day and just like your looks, you put me to sleep. I hope you improve enough so your next novel can be as good of a read as this, but like your future in this competition, it's unlikely.

Team B Looks (Holiday Collection):

Halloween (I called it first. Tequila was picking her nose & didn't pay attention.): http://i.imgur.com/9A1Vjbr.png

St. Patrick's Day: http://i.imgur.com/dKFLjsF.png
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Tila Tequila- Whoops! I meant Tequila Mockingbird. Sorry You both just look so much alike with your big ass Saturn sized foreheads & trashy style.

Stacy Plant- Your name suits you well Ms. Plant because the only reason why you've made it this far is because you've been heading to Taylor's room every night tossing salad to stay in this motherfuckin competition ;)

Donna Meyes- Bitch, whatchu doin in this place? This is Drag Race not Maravilla Senior Living. I can never tell if you've got a fierce walk or a bad hip.

Dysis Scum- You give me American Idol realness. Out of date & no one still realizes that it's around.

Eslaysha- The only thing you're "slaying" are those free biscuits at Applebee's.

Team A Looks (Flower Power collection):

Primula Auricula look: http://i.imgur.com/VKK5AKy.png

Gladiolus Attraction: http://i.imgur.com/m43TxUe.png

and without further ado, the main course, the roast!

Tequila Mockingbird - Very original name, and if you want, I'll put you out of your misery like the mockingbird you are supposed to kill. If I don't get to you, your runways will be the death of you.

Stacy Plant - You're as boring as your name, why don't you go dig up your roots and pack your bags, because so far all you've been able to show me is that you know how to paste your face on a leaf :)

Mona Loch Ness - Yes you can pull off a good look, but can you pull it off is the question. I hope you're not planning on winning this game, because the only thing you're winning is a one way trip back home.

Dysis Scum - A 1 page book summarizes your whole life, not only because you're boring, but because the fact is nobody cares of that overrated sob story you'll try to sell.

Eslaysha - I'd write something, but I feel like it's a waste of time seeing as you wouldn't even be able to read it.

Team B looks:

Easter: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=jpu35c&s=8#.VLxtwkfF-zY

Fourth of July: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nl6elz&s=8#.VLxsg0fF-zY

Donna Meyes- I am supposed to read you to filth, but aren't I supposed to read people who are actually competing?

Dysis Scum- Your designs pretty much already explain your last name.

Mona Loch Ness- You may have had the best book cover last week, but the cover-up for your make-up is very unnoticeable (look at your pimples on the runway).

Stacy Plant- Your plant (feminine) side is very noticeable, but your padding isn't.

Eslaysha- You don't even need to get read.....you being in this competition is a roast to the whole series.

I decided to do something beautiful, and something ugly (and no I'm not talking about Tequila Mockingbird)

Water lilly: http://i.imgur.com/6Cv5bva.png
rafflesia arnoldii: http://i.imgur.com/gspkah5.png

*puts on my reading glasses*

Donaam Eyes: Your looks truly are the Donaam Eyes of this competition, badly made and unrequested

Eslaysha: The only thing you have slayed is my eyesight and your chances at a career

Mona Loch Ness: I'm pretty sure the Lock Ness Monster was never found, so stay hidden.

Stacy Plant: I can't really be too surprised at what you do, plants are raised on a diet of shit and water

Tequila Mockingbird: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nl6elz&s=8#.VLxsg0fF-zY  I'll stay silent since a picture is worth a 1000 words

Team B
The Iris: http://i.imgur.com/sBWUKHf.jpg
Violets: http://i.imgur.com/FVgmaAN.jpg

Mona Loch Ness: More like, Mona Loch MESS

Stacy Plant: Your plant has died just like your chance at winning this competition.

Tequila Mockingbird: More like tequila SHOCKINGbird because your looks are appalling.

Dysis Scum: I don't feel like I even need to read you because your last name says it all.

Donna Meyes: Donna, your looks burn my'eyes.

-Closed-