Hi, Taylor. My auto-biography book is called "To Kill Tequila Mockingbird". I named it this because obviously, my drag name was made up by one of my favorite books "To Kill A Mockingbird".
Here is the cover for the book:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=27wrry9&s=8#.VLc3DivF-zY
Preview or synopsis:
The book starts when I was 3. My parents abused me physically, emotionally, and verbally to me. I was taken away from my biological parents when I was 8 when I finally told my school counselor. I was then taken to a foster home. The house I lived in was a shack and only had one bedroom, a bathroom (which isn't basically a room because it was outside) and a living room which only had a couch made out of wood. I also went to a bad school district when I was in the foster home. The kids would make fun of me when I came out as gay. I lived in the South and many people were offended by it. I was then home-schooled up until I was 18 when I decided that I wanted to be my own person. One month after I moved out of my foster home, I had bought an apartment in Manhattan with money from my college fund which my biological parents saved for me. I never went to college. When I was 19, I found drag. I was in a bar at my first performance. For once, I had felt loved. I have done drag for 4 years and enjoy every minute of it. Drag is my life.

RUNWAY LOOK:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=amry83&s=8#.VLc5jSvF-zY

Listen up, because this auto-biography is the best thing since butter on bread!'

"Realize, Real Eyes, All I see is Donna Meyes" is the title of the most interesting, most dramatic queen you've heard of, that's right, me! My story tells the cruel hardships of life, the way I faced them, ever since my birth which I remember tragically, because neither of my parents showed up! Come to think of it, nobody showed up, I've just always been here, and here I will always stay! The book goes into great detail of the vast bullying, sexual frustration and hard decisions I had to make in life, like whose lunch money to steal today, and who to beat up after school. As you could have guessed, my life has been more exciting than yours, and I've been given amazing compliments because of it, such as "You're like the spawn of Satan!" or "If Hitler and Napoleon had a baby, that third Anti-Christ would be named Donna!" I might not be the smartest person in the world, but I have a book written about me so that means I'm probably more important than you. In fact, the one thing you should take away from reading this book is to strive to be just like me, from my youth to now when I'm in a competition designing drag to win best in show. So hop on down to the nearest Barnes and Noble and buy this masterpiece before it sells out and you can't get your grimy little hands on it!

Cover:
http://i.imgur.com/6rMXSxd.png

Runway:
http://i.imgur.com/S5sSgp5.png

fuck donaam eyes

shut up J.T. my name is Donna Meyes, not Donaam eyes!

I'm going to give a 24 hour extension

IM GOING TO SEND IN MY COVER AND RUNWAY WHEN I GET HOME IN 20 MINTUES!

This is my autobiography, "Mona Unloched".

Cover: http://i.imgur.com/AAk8zDp.png

Mona Unloched which is a comedic & emotional story of my life ever since I could walk. I share my love for my husband Nessie & our rocky relationship. There I was on the rocks on day at Loch Ness lake & up comes a dark figure & stops right in front of me. The first time I looked in his eyes, I felt love. The story also talks about my abusive past with my father which made me the strong woman that I have become today. I think of the past as my stepping stones & in a way I am thankful it happened because I don't know if I would be as positive and confident as I am today if I didn't go through those hard time. I truly hope you enjoy this piece of work that I have done because I'm so happy with it & you get to see a totally different side of Mona Loch Ness with the wigs, makeup & kookiness pushed aside.

Mona Loch Ness Runway: http://i.imgur.com/A21iTTK.png

Cover: http://i.imgur.com/CsMc2Gy.jpg

Before we knew her as the famous Eslaysha Occawinning, she was just an average, awkward teenage girl who was known simply as Elisha. Growing up she hid her passion for fashion and unique personality behind her thick glasses and large mop of hair. She spent her teenage years unnoticed, her desperation to fit in forcing her into a life of conformity.

After many years of struggling with self confidence, Elisha finally built up the courage to become the woman she was born to be, and pursue her dream of having a career in the fashion industry. She managed to transform herself into the unique fashion icon she is today.

In this autobiographical novel, Eslaysha tells readers of her journey to stardom; how she managed to put the 'slay' in Eslaysha and the 'winning' in her previously unpronounceable last name. Her inspirational journey is filled with humor and relatability that people of all ages will find themselves connecting with. 

Best drag: http://i.imgur.com/ajKMYIe.jpg

"A Seed has Sprouted!" Cover: http://gyazo.com/936e186413f49a970a034f7439a7b2a3

People always ask me, "Stacy, how did you turn out so fertile?" I always ponder whether I should tell them the truth that it's from the endless amount of bees that hump my face for my succulent goo on a daily basis, which in turn has given me the most perfect ovaries, but I end up just saying "My mother raised me right!" and that's how this story got started. I was raised by a single mother, Dee Flower, who taught me the perfect combination of soil and minerals to make my scent the most pungent in the whole garden. She was going through pregnancy complications and feared I wouldn't make it, but with a little Miracle Grow her own little miracle was born! She was so excited she started screaming "A seed has sprouted! A seed has sprouted!" which were the first words I ever heard as a young sapling. By following my mother's method and reading about my story of perfection, you're seeds will sprout too and ultimately allow you to achieve peace, love, and photosynthesis!

Best Drag Runway: http://gyazo.com/f3a0c3209c65521971966a0d6570155c

http://i.imgur.com/NPaN64G.png "I'm Lonely, The Story of Dysis Scum"

This is the auto biography of Dysis Scum, but it is only 1 and a half pages long and features a screenshot of her Ok CUpid and Grindr account. Please purchase this book on Amazon

Runway: http://i.imgur.com/8kXNqzi.png