TEAM OODYSSEY
La Dolce Vita Runway
My look is inspired by this photo
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DDYGPsIbmkc/TomcMG5sprI/AAAAAAAAAiA/RkQMwDLX1Pg/s1600/Old+Hollywood+Vanity+-+Annex+-+Harlow%252C+Jean+%2528Dinner+at+Eight%2529_03.jpg Oona Mama's Look
http://imgur.com/j7WJ8QS Odyssey Re-Snatched Look
http://imgur.com/f2fIUyK
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For the Laugh In, I chose Rebel Wilson.
http://imgur.com/nPI1Z9m And Odyssey Re-Snatched is Wendy Williams
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Rebel: Hi, my name is Rebel Wilson.
And this is my friend Wendy Williams
Wendy: HOW YOU DOIN’?
Rebel: Yes thank you Wendy.
My friends call me Rebel. But… you can call me Ms. Wilson if you’re nasty. Yeah, you in front, you can call me Ms. Wilson. Ditch the skinny bitch and meet me by the alley after my set. **Winks**
Wendy: Rebel stop flirting with the guests, we want to entertain them, not repulse them.
Rebel: Well I was told that I was going to be a solo act tonight, they were called Destiny’s Child, not Destiny’s Children, sooo…. Go away Michele and let Beyonce be Beyonce.
Wendy: Beyonce doesn’t have fat popping out of her clo-
Rebel: -Like I said, my name is Rebel. I come from a long line of bitch trainers. That’s right, my parents are professional dog showers. We say things like bring that bitch over here, that bitch is too fat, put that bitch on a leash, you know, just regular dog-human talk.
Wendy: My name is Wendy Williams, I host a successful talk show, my family comes from a long line of divas. That’s right, we are actual bitches. We’d say things like, bring that bitch over here, bitch you’re too fat **points to Rebel**, bitch get your child a leash, you know, just girl talk.
Rebel: No one likes a plagiarizer Wendy….. anyways,
I love singing, acting, dancing, everything without any job security, I love those. I wanted to start out with modeling but I already missed the plus sized season of America’s Next Top Model. It’s there loss cause some girls can smize but I got thighs so stick that where your bush should be you skinny bitches.
Wendy: Plus size does not include obesity-
Rebel: -So modeling did not work out and I needed to pay the bills while I was waiting for the next season of American Idol auditions to start up. So I spoke a man with tattooed tears on his eyes and he tapped me on the shoulder and said “hello miss, I just got out of prison and am working to get a team of female wrestlers together. You look quit limber, do you want to be a wrestler” and I was like… “ok”.
And the next day I was competing against a black woman named Sue, short for Suenami-quisha in Las Vegas and guess who won that fight? I did not win that match. The Suenami was too much for me to handle. It was like a more talented version of Adele trying to fight Godzilla, there was no competition. So that did not work out either.
Wendy: Wait, Rebel… was your wrestling name by any chance… Crock-o-dilia Jenny Talia?
Rebel: YOU KNOW?
Wendy: GIRL ITS ME SUENAMI!
Rebel: Well no wonder you beat me, you’re basically Shaquille O’Neal in a dress!
Wendy: Funny cause Shaquille O’Neal was under my dress last night! BAM!
Rebel: That explains the waddling.
Thank you all I’m Rebel and this is Wendy, goodnight!
