YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

here's how Fäaschtbänkler can still win

GIVE US THE Fäaschtbänkler

This leaves Fäaschtbänkler left to receive their points

98 points! LET'S GO!

kings

Fäaschtbänkler needs to have received 98 POINTS from the televote here in Switzerland to fly the flag... how many did they get?

10000 POINTS!

here's how Fäaschtbänkler can still win

01        ::        131        ::        Kings Elliot [(104 - 16 = +86]
02        ::        117        ::        Priya Ragu
03        ::        107        ::        Naomi Lareine
04        ::        105        ::        Mara
05        ::        034        ::        Fäaschtbänkler [100 - 34 = +66]
06        ::        100        ::        ÄTNA
07        ::        097        ::        Vendredi sur Mer
08        ::        085        ::        Muthoni Drummer Queen
09        ::        072        ::        Joan Thiele

We had actually obscured the figures. Kings Elliot had received 27 points in the juryvote! Ridiculous... right?

I can't believe HSC has made me so sick and we haven't even started the first edition properly yet. To all the men out there in the world, this is what you deserve.

passes out

i'm so confused

great winner

genuinely excruciating horrible terrible insulting winner

none of u are seeing heaven. besides greece i see u sister